Judge — December 3, 1887 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE ORIENT OR WHERE the phosphorescent gleams. Rise beveath the crescent beams, Where the lotos and the rose In the starlit eve un- close, Maid of Ish: dost dream. then “Tt is my melancholy duty,” said the ¢ dissolution of Brot “Why do y . “to report the Hardhead since this m¢ djourned.” IL it dissolution 7° asked the member from Way- tered ov have me say— an of ¢ nite and haps some of you fellows would rathe s blown up by PURCHASED ON TIME, little clock of brass, deft he con some mild ans Wiss afternoon ; slow stummered, time that ties eftsoon, nered, hourly, in It tells the Then ruefully [think of Josh the Billings, Who says, Yew kannot mak a fule It took ay nd four To buy that clock EDwann Wick. HE COULD MAKE HIMSELF HEARD. “Do you think.” asked the manager of the theatre, “that actor De Perchon ean make himself heard in this house? It's the biggest. one in Ane “Oh, Mr. De Pe Vis no common actor,” replied th 1. “He spent several years of his life as an auction vance GENUINE AFFECTION, Master Tommy had taken a cal den it behind his back. His little sist upto lan and says ina wheedling t want me to eat it for you ¢ off the table on the sly and hi seen the theft, goes OCCIDENT. Orient maid, we dream of thee mandolin alls within To thy song, sung plaintively. The poets dre Thy eyes | fair maid sweet Nourmahal, roseleavex on us fall: uu must know, © too slow, ou are not practical. In these dull times we can not keep A herd of wives to sing and sleep. Twould be n But spring bonnets cost up hi And of course, my d pills would make us weep. A young saleslady that I know Just up the street a block or two, With a tip-top salary, Thinks she's somewhat mashed on me, And we have a flat in view, Orient maid from far Kathay. siness girl has come to stay twang the mandolin, But she gathers shekels in In a practical western way. With the rest I'll dream of you, Where the Bosphorus darkly blac Rolls beneath thy harem wall; But one girl will get the call Of the kind [have in view. AN AFTER EFFECT. Swetson (after a tong, long dinner) —* *tall tea. Sw 80: take out tre nu —" Don't you think you'd get along better ¥ Drash sch matebes °s that! dear, that if yo They won't light 1 put th in your mouth and A POPULAR GAME. “Whet kind of a game is this you are tryi —Must learn, jud er’s friends engaged the jury-box: “The voice in th A FEMININE TRAIT. So Mr. De Jones doesu't come to see you any more 7” safed Cora. I thoug too thick to last, and T would be surprised if you hated him by this time. “You're greatly replied Miss Snyder. loved him enough to hate hin of the priso el game!” cried dience. Yo" mus’ tell de chile w'o de kens belong toe, er grown he'll Vink dey is chi comicbooks.com