Judge — December 3, 1887 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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APOLOGY TO PA FOR ENGAGEMENT TO A PENNILESS BEAUTY. Tid plight. ould charm a stone fellow— eyes are so bright And her hair ix so yellow. PA'S REPLY. When the dinner-times con And you've nothing for dinner, Without even When You'll wish When you asked her, young sinner, When the dinner-times come And you've nothing for dinner. 3.8 nowrns, A FINE OPENING. Kidley--" Wat makes your] up so, old man ?” Faggs Kidley Faggs— No; bus- i I've been waiting in town four days for a man who advertised a fine bus- THOSE BILLS. iness opportunity, Mns, Gavren's rooTmas:-” Here's a card, me teddy.” and T've just seen was. Oay rally busy him.” thina "De, Kidley—* Buncot” 7 Faggs— worse than that. He wanted me to join in with him and start a livery-stable on Bedloe's island.” foorst an’ ‘me leddy.” WORKING FOR HUMANITY. “ Haven't you had about enough of that free lunch sked a suloon-keepor of a seedy indi vidual who had he is doing something for the benefit of his fellow men, “Tdon't exactly understand.” “Oh, you don't? Well, [ve seen this here same lunch for a week, and T want the next man who comes in to have something fresh.” THE SLY RABBIT. A TALE OF THE JEKSEY UPLANDS, ldn't n by comicbooks.com