Judge — December 3, 1887 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE *POS'N’ thet a Lettle Fa'r-complected, ha rr sun-burnt sand come ter you an’ pay His respecks, whut would ye say? 5 Right well tixed he is, an’ yonder In a creridge of the hill, Thar’s a cunnin’ lettle still Thet no raider could git onter, ‘Less my pa'dner, € Wuz ter gin the place erw Jackson right nice feller, mejum height, alight yeller, Would y rtin Like blue lightnin’ fom yer eyes! But I don’t feel no su’prise, wt yer answer's Right well-favored, an’ sof'-spoken people tell; pear ter like him well. Any one thet takes ter pokin’ ; his record, "hout'll see How upright a man kin be, "Cuz I lowed ye Huh! me sartin’— thought “twuz EVA WILDER COLSON DOWN SOUTH. Mr. Haytield, being detained at the county seat, is boarding at the ruse. men’s orders Dat aur + eaiter—" Am dis your order, sah? De free gi confusin’ in my mind while I waitin’ fer de cook, he ng the small bit on Well now, I'd wits sorte Hayfield before him) crarity with these town folks, whieh they t aim to keep no. stoc + wouldn't have nothin’ to fat ‘em on if they did. But tdreamp of it a bein’ that rare 1 never found out it re it’s fith to be brung unter the table.” COMPENSATION. in their mirrors note I charms that swiftly pass, ures gloat Hin the glass ¢ taken considerable Catfarel andal, inse far as it in President Grevy’s daughter. one asked lim his opinion the “Well! [ve not quite made up my id, but it does seem to me that one thing LEME RI © Saves der poy all dot droubles mit rollin’ der pals pack."* ‘A BOWLER'S INVENTION AND THE RESULT. * Dat's der p SOMETHING TO BE THANKFUL FOR. Parson—" That was certainly an awful stroke of lightning, Mrs. Ransor . Mrs, Ransom—" Yes, indeed it was. It's husband and child one blow.” Parsou—" The ways of Providence, Mrs. Ransc i ny a terrible thing to lose re certainly - but there's one consolation: lightning doesn’t strike twice in one place, OLD CHOCOLATE’S TARGET PRACTICE Rum am de great rassler. De weader kills many a prophet ssful man has asmany cousins 1 cos" money, ud be nabal’s cow allus gibs de riches’ milk. De wise ‘coon walks backwuds toe ‘is hole. De stick davll make useless club. De headache an drunkenness toe wuc rood Mute am at_ de wrong eand ob cuah Some me twell dey wt Hit am ¢ jecks de od abo't, also shifless dey ud wait thusty befo" diggin’ a well. toe lie ef yo" stick toe sub: fh man doan’ know nuttin’ Aman may change res'‘dence, but he am boun’ te ‘is bad habits wid tim along er de oddah truck. J. A, WALDROS. AINE invention owed.” If the reader can fit a big enough aspirate to this situation be will know just what Spriglemeyer is saying. comicbooks.com