Judge — August 27, 1887 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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Sy smile » falsely bland: ape: REVENGE. WHEN You BY A MISERABLE MAID. ang Love wandered into town, I saw his ruris a-flying, violets in his ci for crying. t" quoth 1; nother, quick !” a ebud at him, wn, but mocked the naughty boy, home flinging Fly!" [went iny way With careless singing. Butas 1 t, the thorny briar, angry he threw ! It stung like fir Years passed nay, good maid, I ¢ is malice who could measure ¢ parting was His 1 saw a re 1. a grave, sad youth, his garment ncholy ag plre as truth, but sternly set folly! ay? Come, let I wept. rose in his hand. Old age crepton, and in the chu one day crown a head with vi ch et And golden curls peeped from a perc high up alott; jooking down, whi ile Love, just as sweet and fresh as when [ mocked him years and years ago, Laughed in my eyes and aiming then, shook @ red rose and — left me so, Ho tore the “Dame boys’ to w not petals as he fled. ‘naughty ke DANIEL, ENOUGH IS SUFFICIENT. ** Let me said the clerk, ard of this, ly who was look- at some blue s “One yard, m: * inquired “Yes, that’s all,” replied the HE HAD A GOOD TIME. Tuesday in the household. “At last > sober again and not amomenttoo soon, Yor will make a beast of your- every happy day in the whole week. You wouldn't have the heart to blame me?” “But what do you do when you're as happy as that 7” “I'm dashed if I know: T can recollect.” never Posies in half de gaaden mean half a bin ob ‘tatahs in de fall. Fools am whetstones dat make knaves sha’pah. JUDGE'S THE OLD MAN An old ce had a dog; and as it had grown old and toothless and useless, he packed it > house. yer made the dog he returned, begging a bone. “Master,” said he, “are my old services of no moment now {” responded furiously ; rye pauperism 7 D HIS DOG. n ol the “sh I didn DEGRADING, visit to the Zon}—" Hanner, jest see what fools some men will make of u 243 ‘A SOMNOLENT EFFECT. Yorxo nvsuaxp—" Do you think often of me during the week while | am working hard in the city?” Youxa wire—" 0 yes, dear ;*the very thought of you often lulls me to sleep every evening.” BLES. Tae Be off! I never received anything n, and shall I be better to you than my kind are to 1 And the dog went sadly On the road he met the ay of a society with a long name, and on being requested recited the cause of his sorry plight “Has the man no humanity 7” said the agent “That's just it,” replied the dog; ‘‘he quoted the example of humanity in turning me out. He would make a good coercionist landlord for Ireland.” Moral—Which can be wrestled with by political economists and all othe erned, THE PROPER DIET. “I'm going to be a contortion ist when I grow up,” said little Johnny, proudly. “I'm in train- ing now, so I want you to tell me what is the best thing for me to eat.” “Green apples, my chuckled the old m boy.” THE WAY WITH HIS HEROINES. Chicago girl—* Just think how highly honored I ought to feel: Rider Haggard has put me in his new novel.” Boston girl—How do you know ?” Chicago girl—* Why, because he has never seen doesn't know anything about me.” CANDID. “In opinion mer should be di vided into two classes, rogues and fools. “Indeed? and where do you place yourself?” “Met Oh, I’ve been both.” “Wait a minute” doan’ mean much, but de sun am gwine down Dar er few mice in an emp’y baa. my comicbooks.com