Judge — April 9, 1887 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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| that the suggestion would be tantamount to falsehood, and viciousness cannot tell a lie. The president, according to the various reports about his health, is growing both thin and fat, There is no rational way to explain this It must be called mugwumping. * Bald-headed men,” says a physician, “die sooner than men with a full growth of hair.” It may be. We suppose they are tind; itis high time for them to encounter something new. The Troy Press the other day issued twenty-four pages, one for ch hour of the same. The Republicans of Troy must have contrib. uted to the distinguished enemy pretty largely A woman's organ is called The Question, with a large interno point on each side of the title. We judge from its contents that the question has not yet been put to the lady who edits it. Randy Chure ill, who has just completed his thirt Hit year, is not wis ; but if he hada't gets our Miss Jerome he would ha bet his wife on a yame of poker. Probably with the same opportunity she would have put him in the pot, but for the fact that she was a good ph i | Patti says that Mexicans applaud only that which pleases them, Well, they don’t differ from us. Tt there is anything about the little woman that they don’t applaud they must be worse barbarians than we think ACCOMMODATING. the HAS Hua aia Re RNS An English authority says tight-lacing causes cancers. Aud we Rene An cena: eerie aoe believe it. There, for instant the tight-lacer who perished of cancer of the toe; and there was that other whose husband departed of | cancer in his left leg. Maia of tfie Court. We love the rallyingeries of contending armies; and when we read ~ in the Dansville Advertiser the general order “Clean off your side- Mr. Shafer on Mr, Pulitzer’s life—* Thejeck.” | walls” it sends the blood through our veins as did the general oer Placard for the busy man— Fm in something of a hurry myself. join in the first battle of Bull Run. Consumption is getting to be quite popular asa cure for codcliver! They tell of a senator who eats mush and milk before and after jattendin, a Washington dinner, and who neither eats nor drinks at the |dinner. “He does it to preserve his life: and there arises from the ease Therdaily pit reports are agin laden with mews mgarding tie ther cu nus question, © Is life worth living ? the daily mn es of Catherine Lewis. Young Mr. Blaine did. jour work about one month, ‘Then | paper for women says that if a wan wants to get rid of his wie it occurred ty hin that the newspaper of the future was tow far off, ll he has to do is to shoot atid then yronauncy: her ty te, and all the men's messppers will gt up sympa: for him peak of ita a swell societyatfair, especially among the advertisements. | suppressed; and--think of ita woman's paper too The Four-Corners Gazette isan ably-edited paper. We never read) 14 ig one of the JUDGE'S troubles that it can find uobody to talk to. its declaration, ‘old day this,” without being stirred as at the call of If Giere nod-hearted, talkative yentleman who will the trumpet litor three or four hours a day he will filla Ther was a fire in New demey last week that was pictured in the [long fel t ists of the concern are so in need of conver sition that they have frequently to put their heads out of the window and yell the compliments of the day to passers-by. THE MAN WHO TALK A man of no abilit But with « For talking—talking . And that without a word to say So very thin the quality Of mind in his garrulity. He always i On any st And tells you twenty times or more What everybody knew before, He starts where all things germinate, But ne'er is known to terminate. While talking thus dementedly His face smiles most contentedly : And oft his tongue still r When all his listeners are Such verbal prodigi May outlast his mortality. Graphic Wo hours before it occurred: and yet they say itis impossible to find the incendiary. Judging from the number or spring poems that reach us, there is e quarter to the whole twelve months, and an infernally poor | STYLE IN HARLEM, inogas (entering Mis Gregan’s bowloir)—* An* me buntin’ th’ shanty te umbrelly an low fet It is not tene that vieiousness never siys Dies? but the reason is comicbooks.com