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respect t9 the opposition of the kaiser und cer- | alleviator her majesty the queen, * As A PET NAME js one of the prettiest, though it has fallen into disuse; and we look upon the name Dorothy Payne, as applied to the Whitney baby, as most gratifying evidence of a resumption of the good old Jeffersonian. Madisonian simpli JAVES AND JOWY. Mr. Blame in Europe rman than Republican at home, and his friends will doubtless take care of his lange boom; but ex-Senator Sherman has been doing pretty effective work in the south, and he has a hold ‘on the business men of the country which few if any of the others can get. Mr. Sher nan has, furthermore, spoken good words for the south and thereby indicated a desire to drop sectional politics, and that will not hurt him any, As between Maine and Ohio it is diffi cult to tell; and that, we understand, is the opinion of Brothers Edmunds and Allison too, THR TWELVE HUNDRED. Talian immigrants who came over on the Scotia suffered from. starvation, threatened shipwreck, extreme cold, excessiv: ud finally the lash; but they never die, those fellows—they never, never die. It is a consoling reflection. Boarper Visrron Boanpen THE abolish matter whic to put March to would be to erin behalf of some other month—no The only good thing of which March is capable is the inauguration of a Re- publican president, and there must be two Marches before that comes about. tribute free! \ WRETCHED MISTAKE. Mn. Lucy Parsons, female anarchist, reach- ing Chicago at the close of her recent lecture tour, suid she had been attended by Pro throughout th The disguises a areof great numberand variety, ieve the parties who claim that attendance; but Mrs. Parsons ought to know that Providence never yet appeared with split hoofs and a tail, She may be near-sighted, bat she has no business to make such horribie mist as that fone may be Mabawe: BERNHARDT SAYS shams and char- , latans are short-lived; but we must remember | that the people who give them success are liable to retain their original opinion a long time. Nothi weak man more than to | OUR GREAT REFORMERS. Recent talk alawyer susie of a duel between an editor aud oth doom ests the value of the code as an hat as bein human misery tan British gold not remotely connected with | Messrs. Jones and Reid. Viarron—* Who is that fine-looki “That's my landlad; Looks healthy.” “Yea She cats all her meals with a married sister across the street.” If, for instance, nd Pulitzer and SUSPICIOUS CORPULENCY. lady that just went out © Dorsheimer, and Dana and cither of the others, were to settle their differences in that way, their several newspapers would be relieved of a great deal of combative rubbish authorized to say that the publi and we feel would con- to monuments in their memory as the greatest n ‘AT ROLL CALL. where’s your helmet Iv apps Tshlept a bit long this whin waked up the childer had taken ic 4. 1 took me Parthrick’s day hat as bein’ next nighest to me uniform.” LET US BE MODEST. Mrs. Potter does well to deny the declaration attributed to her that she was about to elevate the stage. We are extremely sorry she did it, how: er, previous to the pub- ation of a highly sur tic article written for this paper whose purpose it was to elevate her. It is quite true that the JupGr: has elevated the press. It has been done quietly, ju- diciously, modestly, but effectually. If, however, we had openly announced that as our purpese in the ‘ginning of the business, every editor in the country would have hopped or with tremendous and weight, and would have seen us hanged be- fore listening to the first proposition of reform. THE INTERSTATE COMPLI- CATION. us agility The Jupce hus always refused free passes. It has had railroad authorities come to it frequent], ging that it a of courtesy; and one ident Depew got knees to the Jun said that if it didn't take a few passes he would resign his positi nd let the Central road go to smash. But the Jup firm, and its course cated by the fact that Mr. Depew and the road still cling together notwithstand- ing the former's rash determination, and both are comparatively prosperous. Now that the system is abolished, an immense revenue will be added to the income of the railways of the country, and there ought to be a commensu- rate reduction in freight and passenger rates n behalf of business and the en fraternit; will see that we were right; and if hereafter anybody comes to the JUDGE with a free pass we shall have him arrested for attempted vio- | lation of the law THE CLEVELANDS IN 1888, | It is to be regretted in the interest of the | Democratic party that women cannot hold office, whether they are permitted to vote or not. Unfortunately we have no knowledge with regard to the pol the lady of the white house; but she is certainly Democratic | by marriage, and as a candidate for president she would have the cordial support of Messrs. Dana and Pulitzer. If Mr. Cleveland is re: nominated it will be because of the strength his family relations have conferred upon him —not through any strength possessed by him self; but the young lady cannot make votes as easily as she can control conventions, and Mr. Blaine would whip him out of his boots. Mrs. Cleveland, on the other hand, has not the weakness of the detected mugwump, and with her as the standard-bearer her party would be very apt to sweep the country.