Judge — April 9, 1887 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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LA BELLE THERESE. Never fairer flower there Than La Belle Therese : Never sweeter; nay, nor was neater: Never better: those who've met her Charmed are by her face. is there OF her lithe young form; Round dis it, quite exqui- site: Limbs as supple asa couple Premiere in the ballet isshe, This La Belle Therese. T've heard say, sir, Vreneh ? y, nay, sir! She's from Dublin, I'm not troublin® Her birthplace to trace. ver fairer flower was there Grown in any land ; Bat La Bi, , sir! Tim an ass, § 1 frowsy is her spouse ; he Leads the German band CHARLES STOKES WAYNE. IT DOESN'T FOLLOW. woman you weigh as much as 1 That beeause a js little she can’t sha vid Davis did. e you, even though That with acarvin the woman who cuts you with impunity can stick you ife and go scot free. Tha sulky you would be ju: ing to swap I ron, even with beot. whet ified in try- That t trousers Loo, roman who gives you the sack will give you the on to-one she will wear them herself, later on. s powder is lid ble to be blown up. if she went to sleep church on her hushand’s shoulder. That the won pietures. The an with views of her own is an artist or di nowith the most mice ¥ of any) woman mld find sold smoked herring fron at street stand, rin we Ws, That will 4 state wos a state of mind vu implicitly, albeit her Jd imply as ny That the woman who gives you the mitten does so to protect your fingers from the iey blast. Not much. You don't know her if you think so. That a woman dressed to kill will do munler most foul unless a victim of the camateur theatrical craze and she esstys a high Shakesperean role—the highest has no terrors for her who has the eraze MAMIE LUKE. Thave wn men to threaten to shoot me for g them for things they th’ candle, saloon.” ‘A CRUSHING BLOW. Reorxatn-—* Haw, I—aw—aay, old chappie, do you know anything that's—aw—good fob waising a mustache > ALaKRNON dah’s hair westowah is—aw: Rearsatn (after a critical glance at Alger fohmation, oll chappie, wey Koo, I--aw—waised mine with it, Se upper lip)" Much “bliged foh your in Fll—aw—get some othah kind.” EASTER SUPERSTITIONS. That the woman who is happy in a made-over bonnet is harder to find than the north pole, That the man who doesn't give his wife a new bonnet will be bald headed before the year is out That while eggs is eggs all the year around, it never does to speak of the meat of an egg before Easter, If you eat a good dinner on Easter it shows that you have kept lent well, or that you are hungry. That people go to church on Easter to show their new clothes and see what their neighbors are we The recent scarcity of eggs was not on account of the infecundity f the hen, but because the farmer made a corner in the market by stor- ing them away for East The young man who hasn't pluck enough to propose be will die a bach while the gi: I who hasn't the proper tact te her lover pop will becor an old maid. That the fish dealer made hi lent lasted. That some kept lent as a matter of duty, while a great many did so from necessity y while That Washington Irving Bishop ap- pears to be the most successful April fool in the countey this year, That some of the men wh with a bent pin couldn't s of the joke although th were fooled © the point S It it That the small boy who was sent for some strap oil and pigeon’s milk must have belonged to some other period, for the small boy of this age has no flies on him. That there would have been much less April fool; if men didn’t think y handkerchief they saw belonged to them, and if women didn't think that everything that moved was a mouse, J. JAY. UTILIZATION. Mas. Qcn-ty—* Will yez shtop ahnorin’, John, an* til OF rade about th’ pervisaion goin’ If every judge were just there would he very few cases to be tried