Judge — October 9, 1886 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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JACK'S PHILOSOPHY. Tandeman—"1 dow't| ¢ what pleasure you | take at sea, Jack. The | dangers there are very where sir, W any bune GETTING DOWN TO THE BOTTOM, —_ “Do you know who the new neighbors are ? There is a big family.” “LT understood — from Jones st night that e all their name * Legi ‘s the father’s first name 2° IT MUST HAVE BEEN. Mama —* Henry, I've a surprise for you.” Papa—" Indeed.” Mama—* Yes; baby has cut his eye-teeth.” Papa—'* Is that so? Was it accidental WILLING TO ACCOMMODATE Poet—"* Here are some verses Td like to have | you look over.” Editor—* Well, if you will inform me how r over them you would like to have me look Vil ate my eyes and accommodate you,” THEY DON'T ACCOUNT FOR ALYTHING. New Yo : ay, how do you necount fi » Puritan got so badly left by the M. | Boatonian—** account for it, I'm the teeasurer of a Boston mill.” AT THE SEASHORE. Algernon—** Promise me one thing, dearest, before I leave for the city.” Eugeni Algernon Now that we are eng: 3 will recognize me when you call at my counter in the store, won't but that, Algernon; | MONOTONY. No silken velvet svothes the touch as did Her voice my willing ear enchant, When, lovers both, we in love's bowers hid And in love's language did dese: I knew the sun would sooner lose its fire Or blooms their native redole Than I should of her mellow Youth has no gift of prescience, And daily converse for a term of Has led the lover fond to see That sweetest sounds continued in one’s ears At last approach J. A. WALDRON, ‘A GOOD GUESS. “What's a sheriff's staff, ma ?” asked little Johnny. I don't know ex: at it is, my dear,” replied Mrs. Brown; “but I x most is his fee. “That's a great eye Ben Butler has,” said one of his id admirers. “Yes, indeed it i was the nent seems able to see about how the people are going to vote.” CUPID'S BAROMETER. “Say, ma, how can you always tell whethera per- son is, or not ¢ “From experience, my dear. When you get to be as old as Tam you will be able to tell for yourself. when a man is mar- ried hé looks at every | woman he sees.” Some men bite the dust to see whether it is coun- terfeit UVING IN STYLE. BiDDY'S IDEA OF IT. selaer De Witt (showing her new “That old friend of ours must be quite | servant her freshly-appointed — parlor) high-toned now that he married into | «Now, Biddy, what do you think of that mily and is moving about in| Biddy—*t Och, shure mum, if ye'd ownly “1 buy three or four foineshpitoons it ‘ud be too 2 pretty high, isn’t he 7” “Yes, indeed,” was the reply ; ‘he has rented the twelfth story of a swell apartment \ house. iligant intoirely.” Some cats are so quarrelsome that they will swear at their own reflection in a glass. comicbooks.com