Judge — September 11, 1886 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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Sage: ON THE STILE. in Jersey, Out upon a farm, Lives a rustic beauty charm, webs Possessed of ev Hair like golden ining in the sun: yes the very darkest Filled with mirth Simplicity so rural ul fun: Makes her doubly sweet. From the hat she w To her shoeless f When I saw her first, With her winningsmile, It was near her father's farm, “ars elon the stile, The next time that we met It was in the city. drawn up her rneath her hi ~ her“ golden cobwebs,” Only think of that. Dressed up like a figure Ina fashion plate, With a yellow pug dog— Adog that Edo hi Her pa had come to “ York To stay a little while, Though she's left the country Still she on the style, cur. AESOP. OUR LATER THE KITTEN AND THE CHICKEN. One day a Kitten looked through a Crack in a il saw as Beautiful little Chicken just out of t pel, Hat ha uhed the | you will soon be mine,” and he forthwith proceeded to Climb | nce, But when half way up, loand behold! the Kitten came tum: ling Down and wrenched his Buck, for this was the first Time he had | * said the Kit my Claws have grown E len would come to the Hole in the Fe Yani. In the course of Ti enough for him to Climb, an pt he beheld Bro AS now grown toa big Rooster with nursing his in and Stron; he soon mounted the Top of the F his Heart, for the little Chicken, spursan Inch long. Moral—When we have Any we Know not what the Morrow hing to Do we should go and do it, for ay Bring forth. MRS. PUGWASH, THE "APPRENTICE. A Groceryman once hat in the ways of the World. * Let me teach you how to Su said the Groceryman ; and he forthwith proceeded to Initiate kim into the w that lead to Fortune. He showed him how to Sand the Sugar, put 1s into the coffee, trim down the Weights, place a se bottom in the measures, and substitute decayed vegetables for good ones when. ever the customer's back was turned. In course of time the Apprentice became more dexterous in the business than the G an himself, at which the latter's heart rejoiced exceedingly. ‘* Hereafter. my son, said he, “I will let you go to market and buy the store supplies. Here is my bank-book ; go and pay cash for all you purchase.” But instead Apprentice who was | be you sick 7 of going to the market the Appr all his master’s Mone Moral—As the tw ice hurried to the bank, drew out y to Canada ed a Rattlesnake torpid with cold «1 took him home to Thaw befor the Fire. Soon the ateful Reptile aroused and bit his Benefactor in the Leg. The . greatly alarmed, drank three quarts of Cold Tea and not only injured, but was fortunate enough to discover twenty-three in the Woods, Ung Colon: (new varieties of Snakes in his Boots. Moral—This little fable teaches us that Presence of Mind may some. times return Enormous Dividends, THE LATEST FROM MEXICO. pu some news ! I met Gen n his return from He did not look li He tions and g “Hat™ said I. ny Yankee Agamemnon, what is that pinned to your coat which from this distance looks likes ed goose ege?” *A cactus, my blooming Thersites. eforth add it to family coat-of-arms in meme And the general ly. The cactus, 1 sblem of Mexico be round, neverof any ighty ] * But the oppressed Cutt eagle soared and flapped his w ing hinges slowly turned—the “Is that poetry said the aus rd to handle.” the American sand at the m y sound, the grat aptive was unbound, general, wiping away a tear. home again in free Am ud there is more poetry in the ts of my afficted land than was locked up in the Al And poets go to war “Instead of these cuttin; “T found Cutting in dur before he was in durane -pocket for his bottle of had no use for Cutti rge enough pattern for a marty and filled out with a gore. Gore, my boy and my mission was too successful.” f Cutting.” said 1 erve also that he ed around junet of | Thunder the general as he thought of C 1 law by using him for bait.” “You had a pleasant trip 7" 1 asked. ~ While I was stopping at the pleasant city of Tortillas and eat; ing a few fresh “y the general took out his note |book. "It was ‘tortillas IT was vating in the Chi ual restau- pd the Chili colorow | was hot on my tongue, I thought it was onder the impulsive pe o- ple. Batter my battalions if some lof them did not | smoke at the nos: Why, child! what makes you look so pale = Cintp—“T dunno; maybe it’s cause I jist washed my- | self.” trils; and how comicbooks.com /