Judge — September 11, 1886 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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t 1 Mr. Mugs say to-day that daisy. ian of the Sion Somebod, Th perhaps a few sw vertises garments with thing new in them, ex rs at but- tons. is pting The Boston Herald says Boston isn't the earth, Now we think of it, that isso. There is O11 Ci in Pennsyl ist The who eloped with an In- ce to the rowdy west. ae ontempt for law before ¢ honors are even be- aw has more ¢ If the law should do injustice te anare! it would vindicate their opinion of it is better than the indorsement of o: The Dansville Breeze says the killing of a laxeball umpire sets to rest a much-mooted question, evidently meaning a much-booted man Ssepinion? For some odd reason it hasn't been remarked tt Mexico shouldn't handle ed pols, Per though, the reason is: that it is perfectly safe to do so, shave been discovered in Alaska white man. Poor fellows! lon't know how to ste: ith a straight face. It is our opinion that the president didn’t catch half the fish accredited to him; but those he didn't catch were vetoed from sacri- fice and count all the same Daniel Magone worked with the prohibition- ists in 1884; but when a man holds office under a Democratic administration it is only fair to] let such Magones be bygones An Australian miner who had half his brains or totell a mean | knocked out still lives. Heisn't good for much, but as a country jus: |tice of the peace he fills the bill just as if he were for it. a honest asks a New Haven pa- per. He is hired for quite an op- posite pur- pose very frequently, but we sup- pose he can, outside of business hours. - dispensa average op: erais twenty: five y Now the of the av age opera is “0S Lit is Tt makes its exit before it makes A man stid “Here goe: hing.” and thereupon threw himself off ge and was drowned, The trath spoken by that man was so impressive that he ought to have lived to utter it again Oliver Wendell Holines wept when he left England, im go. But th can stand a good ne Atlantic oc COURT Aw INTERESTING CASE S < A vicoRous PROSECUTION § deal of additional brine. It didn’t slop over to the extent of a bucket. Neal Dow says the great temperance of the period is to smash tne Republican p: Now if Neal cannot think of any better smash than that he had better take a drink of cold water and see if he can’t get sober. ims supposed to have been adopted by Mr. Lincoln includes the direction * Eat three square meals a da; If Lieuten. ant Greely’s party had had this code of maxims it would have fared far better. When a man without arms or legs sh propose to swim the whirlpool or cross the river jon a wire, we shall begin to think that the great water power near the border is being used for advertising purpos 1 | Itis alleged that there is room for another rebellion in Canada. There is indeed dif those Can kindly go to work and to destroy exch other perhaps we can get enough pluck here to vindicate the honor of Uncle Sam's flag. The prohibition platform in Nebraska ha plank in behalf of woman-suffs That it should be. If the boys under the prohibi re to be permitted to be out all rows and conducti: there is ne p the sani lians wil girls should not hia The Syracuse Courier says Andrew D. White + would be out of place in the turbulent house of representatives Oh, but if Andrew got there it wouldn't be turbulent, youknow. He would so overpowe! it with his sweet compla cency that it would be a side-whiskered affair from the speaker down toth THE POSE. My dear, please hold your head just so, Your red lips parted ch? Though posed and parted well for kissing You must not so, of TM be missing My picture, and upon my heart Will paint my crowning wor ad of art fon the canvas here: rosy lips, my des J. J. 0'CO: NEWS. A Just veRoIcT OP ARE — Stamming