Judge — September 11, 1886 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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Oh, de June bug rustles an’ hums an’ sings Ez he ketcbes fun on de fy: But wha’ ‘er de June bug’s hummer an’ w m in July ¢ sun boun’ toe shin k hit do now ; “HUSTLE, CHILLUN.” De Won't | ings An e But he'll hunt fo’ a bone an’ how! an’ whine, An’ wish he war dead, I allow. Den hustle, chillen Look out fo" te bustle chillu morrer! ol be fillin’ 1p er sorrer ain't willin’ y FINE POINT IN FINANCE. “T never intended y ar fellow,” said he. it a gift. suid the other. “Tam honest about paying my debts; and besides I may strike you for $10 next week.” | “T want you to ‘A RUINOUS MONOPOLY. ou he said in dis- | right ‘to sell | ruined, fashionable photographer. L have suerificed all’ my: own inter- * You sa, may to the "y ests to art “Why, how is that ¢” “Thave taken the exclusive Mrs Cleveland's photographs.” are RESULTS OF CIVIL SERVICE. First. xtranger (to pole tell me where the First Method. Policeman (unconcernedly) had better consult the directory Second stranger (in an o * Whereabouts is the Haymarket ¢ Policeman (full of informatie corner to the right.” n—" Can you! t church is ¢” No, sir; you nd way)- A HORSE OF ANOTHER COLOR. “TL have a very Greek Slave, fine engraving of “The u subscriber to the editor of whieh I think would mak plendid illustration for your front p But.” int the editor, dubiously shaking his he ours is a rel rsead Oh, no; Tain't proud nor nothin’! daraed ‘f th onter yet.” Well, Tm in't th’ biggest fake I've ketched pu to return me that $5, | nt jand th “Ww | with evide one of the the genius of man. [don't know anything about that.” the godly man: “but these works of art are rhe added in ious to hi it for you picture is the nude figure of a female.” of that!” exclaimed the gentle t signs of anger. “This statue est works of art ever produced by published w we can, of course, jn tlie linge Of a corset OF Hoajiad' HOW A TRAMP WAS MADE TO WORK. “T've been without a coat now fer tree months, Guess that one'll fit me better’n it does them sticks,” SMUGGLING INFORMATION. | 1 the president to Dr. Ward in| are you keeping lookout that no reporters get in here ¢” “Oh, yes; sharp lookout. “Then don’t forget to give the press a long punt of that half-pound salmon trout [ ught.” sharp | QUERIES. Why is a mosquito like a fish? hooks and the other hooks bites. Why isa ship called she ? ging costs more than the hull One bites Because the rig-| OLD CHOCOLATE'S TARGET PRACTICE. gotter hollah loud toe sell po’ goods. kin chuck yo" gris’ intoe de hoppah, but| in’s! suckelate widout watah. replied hen yo" eat in de spring ob de yo! no aigs in de fal fT de she in de stall. ss w'en de sun shines bright de hoe an’ de flail wetite: outen jail. de wool yo' git Won't fodder yo" mule morul laws toe An’ sku'mish toe k Den hustle, chillun ; bustle, chillin! Look out fo" te pt willin’ y rer! be fillin® yo" cup er sorrer! J. A. WALDRON, SEASIDE RIPPLES. Nature will out—Pretty female oarsmen per. sist in hugging—the shore. Afflicted three-year-old, hands to her nurse, Oh, my ‘squito bites holding out both Maggie! do please and let me rest Morning d going, Fanny . Fanny—*Oh, Harry and 1 are going troll Where are you going 2” “strolling. wue—Kate—" Where are you ing. We'll compare MRS. PUGWASH’S SAYINGS. Jealousy grows faster than a weed. Curiosity a good wife xd husband. itis fora woman to get The » I who thinks that the world finds it hard to get credit purage your wife in ext She only puts on fine dresses to. pl men. aagance, : other Tmpress upon your wife that early to bee and early to rise is the best motto fora woman to live up to. This will insure you a warm bed at night and a hot breakfast in the morn- JAMES JAY O'CONNELL. But there was more to that coat than would possibly fit him. comicbooks.com