Judge — July 17, 1886 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE. | newspapers speak of| A contemporary speaks of W. S. Bissell as HIS SECOND ATTACK. | him) he would shed| Baby Bissell. The temptation to slipper this passionate tears over his) baby, if governed by the large opportunity of. own grave. fered, could hardly be resisted ; so we are glad rt to believe not only that the baby weighs “Scratch a mugwump pounds but that it is a good baby as well. and you will find a - Democrat,” says the! They tell of a remarkable c: Lockport Journal. Very | troit. i vn, jump. well ; so far as we are run or stand, a dic concerned the mug: displeasure when somebody steps on her tail, wump can do his own) To appreciate this cat we must remember that scratching hereafter. a The governor of Mas-/ Miss Cleveland's salutatory aseditor will, it sachusetts having ve-/is true, be largely devoted to hope, distrust, the toed a bill exempting dim past, the blissful future and the various soldiers from er-| kinds of posies ; but nobody must expect that vice examinations, it is! she will mention them in words of less than apprehended by some four syllables, and if the article is harshly that he will find it a treated she will show directly she has a broad very long time betwee terms, — | The Norristown Herald wants the Concord In Jewell, Me., there school of philosophy to explain why all the is said to be a black- poisoned ice-cream finds its way to the Sunday snake six feet long and school festival. It is a question of theol | as white as milk. The rather than philosophy ; and we beg to reader must judge for suggest, previous to escaping from the elf whether the ing discussion, that the responsibil; an who says so is tween the devil and theamateur manu lor-blind as to his ‘a sor his whisky, | ‘There are amusements everywhere, when one reflects on the generosity of a k Texas Siftings tellsof Providence in taking note of such trivial t areal, genuine editor 4s the sparrow’s fall and the town of Some who once took part in) Ville, Conn., one cannot be sufficiently aston- an editorial excursion, |ished. The bright philosopher of the Journal Hanrreat young man! what do you call those | Our Texas friend very Somerville says, for instance, that those who thing 1 kart ta rarely lies, but he does missed th - “ean still malay ths gym- OURS lniltelia snake: tena cents bees, . vith conspic! .| nastics of the girls getting on and off the open .1—" Thank you, sur—thank you. By gosh! I thought Thad ‘em ain uuies the jictiocara” and Wwe dare say We would be , requisite effort, happy if there were no gurls—that is to ples say, of course, no horse-cars—at all. The Buffalo Express is 11 Of the Gomtt. [oc iision to nae Join Congressman Morrison is now generally |: Sullivan licked that it PROTECTED INDUSTRY. mentioned as the man who was. Bg call out. the, mil. jitia. It isn’t a bad idea, | Now that a self-winding watch has been in-| but we must insist that the | t's the use of further discussing the | miitia be first put through 1 question ¢ | general training. rehed draper; S| The Harvard student Soho! they've had a) will attend prayer here- | 2 over there too, have they ? ter only when he gets Edward P. Weston has walked 63,500 miles | 00d and ready, and as he | since 1867 ; but he hasn't walked far enough— | Will be ready only when | we saw hin around here the other day. he. ts good the Harvard ot - |chapel is likely to acquire The prohibitionists are to be something of a! as much dust as thechap'll power in this country, but they can never hope | xequire sinfulness. for political success until they stop prohib | . — ford . PE | It is charged by a mem- the Rossa has begun | ber of the Ba but what does he| ment that Ri n by the mystic proclamation‘ Eheu, | ner developed the germ of | insanity of which Ludwig ctors are striking against Sunday per- | finally perished. Ttisa sad es, and it seems to us that their per-|thought ; but the question | in boycotting our Talmage is really |that follows the proposi- unfair, tion is still more serious— what if he did? | The pension vetoes create much indignation ;| a hut it is sweet to imagine that Mrs. Cleveland} We are reminded that exercises her veto power on numerous occa-| President Cleve sions too, did local writing for the ; a Buffalo Courier. And Perhaps the Philadelphia girl who took| very fine writing he did, | laughing ga’ pt three days had better! we pecall a death an- take laudanum next time—or, say, a Philadel-| , vent from his pen phia weekly. : : ; via. - ‘4 ted general at-' Mis OTooLe—" A great trouble, is it? , it's a yreat saving, This isa generous world. If the man who | ten! nd it was only , for it privints a loss ov stock to thim light-fingered bluecoats that died were permitted to see how kindly the! three lines long. wander arouod pirate loike* Patrox—‘‘It must be a great trouble to lift that so often.” comicbooks.com