Judge — June 26, 1886 — page 3: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE. 3 enough to go on with the struggle and win at BEN BUTLER AT THE FRONT. \ Boston letter in the Herald says Ben But- ler can fill) a Boston hall quicker than any other man except John L, Sullivan, and that Butler is ** the Mecea to which every crank in the d focks.” The Boston English which nukes a single crank flock is pretty cranky it- self; but it does not interfere with the inter- ting information in the letter that Butler is the only man with whom the Democrats can edin the coming state contest, and that » are many Democratic mugwumps in Massachusetts who would be glad to sn Cleveland by forgetting Butler's treache: the last national contest and putting him on the track for governor. ss and turns his prophetic eye to at contest of 1888. It is not habitual with the Democratic party torun by water ; but | the prey it contest properly typifies beth the Massachusetts and the national un- pleasuntnesses, and if Ben should succeed in the tld be a formidable competitor for er honor, His yacht Impuritan has athered a good many storms, and if it is considerably the worse for wear it must le remembered that that is the case with all the rest of the Democratic craft as well. Ina recent interview Butler said he was out of politics ; but it must be remembered that he t dead, so the st: one hy gre is by far too small to make a splice in all 1 iv is declared that the Democracy w erforgive him for his treachery in 1884 ; but then what is his treachery in comparison with that of Cleveland? All these stories are pre-convention foolishness, and will be so ac- cepted by the Democracy just as soon as it be- »bvious that the Massachusetts man leader who has a ce to Win, SRT IN THE MODERN HOUSEHOLD, The youthful parties who shrink from mar: riage because of the cost of housekeeping had Letter recon The art of advertising has reached such a state of completeness that the advertiser feels able to stock the new estab- lishment at his own expense, merely asking | that the recipients of his bounty shall allow him to display his modest card by way of securing further patronage; and in due season the youthful parties may find it easy to let out the various eligible situations of their| establishment for purposes of advertising dis- play at highly remunerative rates. Thus a © table, so far from subjecting them to expense, may draw for them a sufficient in- come to pay for their coal—if the coal man | doesn’t choose to pay them an income too ; al stove may bring them in more than the funds} necessary to fill the pot as well as to keep boiling; a rocking-chair may display a beaut ful ornamental announcement of a certai furniture store at a cost to the advertiser sutlic large to pay the bills of the non-advertising doctor; and the windows, filled with artistic placards, may draw enough | theatre tickets to keep the family and their country cousins in amusement the whole year round. | Here is a combination of household economy and orthographical amusement, the same united to effusiveness as to color and general, POOR EXCUSE, &C. vot you na; tind eh? That * My hand tremble d and 1 adornment, which cannot be approved too much; and if it nec y includes a few incongruities. what are they in comparison with the wealth and variety secured? The dead walls frequently show such combative sentences as ‘Jones's Nerve Tonic,” “ Brings Delirium Tremens,” Green's Spectacles,” “ For the Blind,” &e., but they are calmly perused nd more or less profited from. It certainly would look odd to see the bi labeled * the wife rdoon the back of her silix “From Smith's Cabinet Warehouse, aring the plu A SOLID REASON. | dress ‘Warranted Pure,” the husband adorned |with the words ‘ Ferguson's All-Wool Gen- |tleman,” the conclusion of the sentence acci- dentally detached; the daughter carrying the legend, similarly mutilated, ‘ Smith's Young Lad: the walls decorated with such mottoes as “ Jackson's Blasting Powder,” ‘ Use Blank’s All-Searching Pills,” and ‘* Brown's Coffins are the Best,” instead of the familiar ‘‘God Bless Our Home,” ‘Peace be With You,” and “Health and Happiness to All;” but what an infinite variety of suggestion would be atforded by the change, and how worlverfully fast the growing prattler would familiarize himself ith the business of the world of which he is one day to become a part. There is a branch of art, however, which ought to be encouraged only slightly, or at least which ought to command the very high- jest prices, The truly moral newspaper cannot be induced to sell its columns for the display of certain objectionable announcements—except at thrice the rate charged the unobjectionable advertiser. The family man will find a valu- able hint here. We merely beg to suggest to him that inasmuch as the typical nakedness peculiar to the tobacco establishments is obvi- ously displayed to create lasciviousness rather than admiration of the beautiful, he had better charge the tobacco man enough to enable him to stock his winter cellar and permit the fam- ily to go tos the following summer. THE MAN Rossa threatens at a very c period in Irish polities to resume operations with dynamite against the women and chil- dren of England, evidently being in need of funds. Why should Most be in prison and Rossa at liberty Boy—‘ What yer standing there for? Help!” PuttosopHrr—** Dic Boy—‘ N-o! I—never—did. PHILosopHER—** Well, I never did either. you never learn how to swim 7 Help! Quick !” ‘That is the reason I stick to the land.” comicbooks.com