Judge — June 26, 1886 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE. x “€ JUDG! PUBLISHED ONCE A WEEK. W. J. Ameen Horny Ro Hane Gnu. President ~ TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS UNITED STATES AND CANADA. nts cach THE JUDGE PUBLISHING CO., rRasicinr evans. 27. Mr. Buatne is inclined to think that all's well that elects Bodwell. It ts aul the ras EGED that the president will turn 1s out. So sorry for you, Mr Garland, Tus 18 Mr. Maloney for being in Can- ada, but he will be in Europe to-morrow just the same. Mr. ING got at the rate of $1,000 a day for investigating the Broadway railroad busi- a lawyer to catch a thief. AN ULSTER YouTH is put in training for the pulpit his first. duty is to learn how to destroy property and punch heads, and the better he succeeds the more he is thought to be competent to preach the gospel, MEN LIKE Most anv Rossa, who come here to war upon this and other governments, must be made to crack stone without the aid of and in their behalf’ the prison-labor question ought to be settled without delay, JupGE FULLERTON will argue for the redemp- tion of confederate bonds, and as there is no case that a er ought to refuse he will doubtless be employed directly in the suits for damages to be brought by the fallen angels, Wuex H. W. Beecner heard that he was dead he didn’t shed the first tear. All he did was to remark I'll bet five dollars of it,” and ax nobody covered the proposition to return to his sermon as calmly as if nothing had hap- pened. Georae W. Cittps says he wouldn't ran for president if he were sure to beelected. Mr. Childs couldn't be more honored than he is at this moment, and the wise conclusion reached shows that the Childs is father to the poli- tician. D. B. Hitt proposes that the confirming power be taken away from the United States senate and the various state senates., Excel- lent; but why give the president and the and the state laws ? THE COUNTRY NEW! th | will be worth the money. Hunpreps oF Mormons reach this city ever month from abroad and none of them ever re turn, Well, there is this comfort—some ds the Mormon question will be a political i nd then some party will be whipped. haps not the party in Utah, however. Vincennes, Ind., to be suffi to graduate from the local high school with her white competitors ; refusing to share the honor with he: ha what he thought about it. tl houses and keep continually drunk on st liquor. Loyalty is not as respectable as it w: once. In fact the only decent people in I nd at this moment are the ones who believe in home rule and occasionally shoot landlords. well as his throne. grandfather, was the frisky old gentleman who became insune over Lola Montez. governors the sole right to make the general PAPER has no doubt t in due season it can buy of the prevailing iterary bureau the productions of the best | authors at the rate of five cents a column with a chromo thrown in, and certainly the chromo Per- IT WAS VERY WRONG in the colored girl of ently intelligent but the latter, before ought to arried their case to the Almighty to see) LupwiG THE Last inherited his insanity as Ludwig the first, his ‘The last went to the opposite extreme, being a hater of women, and on the whole his insanity was worse than that of the other lunatic. THE FIGHT FOR IRISH LIBERTY, The chains of the modern Andromeda do not cut as closely as they did. There is hope that they will presently be removed, and that es them easier to bear. The modern Per. h the strength of youth, and his ence and determination are inspiring. If he fails in his purpose he will at least have accomplished so much that the hope of final liberty will be strong in the heart of the sub. ject of his devotion. Whether Mr. Gladstone wins or loses in |the contest now at hand, he has inaugurated a new era in English politics, and his purpose will be merely postponed. He has taught the {English government to respect the people it |formerly trod upon. He has brought about an itation which shows that the people opposed to progress in Ireland are as dangerous when Tur ORANGEMEN of Ireland areso loyal to|they are crossed in their designs as the pro- government that they do murder, burn|gressive Irishman ever thought of being. Indeed, the latter has been a model of good behavior in the struggle which has discovered such dangerous disloyalty on the other side, e|and has certainly shown that he is as capable of governing himself as his opponents are of taking charge of him, Ci ation the world over is on his side, and if in the impending fight the public sentiment on which he most relies proves treacherous enough to secure his defeat he will at least have gained strength o Mr. De Quizzer your beantifal diamonds. Mrs. Rosesstein (Rosenstei 0 noding todem diamonts Mr. Rosenstein is going is a pawnbroker)— You dink them ALL IN THE WAY OF BUSINESS. “Pardon me, Mrs, Rosenstein, but cannot help expressing my admiration of eh? Aci but dese are icket runs out !” to gif me when der comicbooks.com