Judge — January 2, 1886 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. his cup to get a drink of the water, When the country darkey had swallowed | the water, he smacked his lips and said: “Tgolly, that water’s good, show’s you be Mr. Town Dark importance, repli **In course hit’s good; hit’s boun’ ter be good, fur hit come 4,000 foot from der in- trils of der yearth, and hit’s been by der bes gymnus from ders ry, Wat yer think he say hit’s g «I dunno,” replied the ry darkey, smacking his lips after swa sliswiiig another cupfal of the water. ** Well, he say dere is ten grains oxhide , ten grains cowbonic gas, ten grains fox- forns acid and seventy grains hydrophobia in dat water—you know hit boun’ ter be good; dat’s-a-tease yer well, you bet "—and he walked awy ving the country dark and meditating. inally arked, ‘ Hit do tase powerful —[Detroit Free Press. with an air of great LUNDBORG'S PERFUMES, LUNDBORG’ § RHENISH COLOGNE. Novel Present. REDUCED for HOLIDAYS ONLY. 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