Judge — January 2, 1886 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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HALE’S HONEY HOR EHOUND AND TAR For Perma of Alt. Ages. , A wonderful Cure for Coughs, Colds, Bronchitis and | Consumption. | IT BANISHES COUGHS (acute or chronic) and BREAKS UP COLDS Tike IT CURES, ia fact, where other remedies have failed; magic; its great efficacy HAS BN PROVED and its superiority ez- tensively ACKNOWLEDGED, — Children derive erent benefit from Ite soothing Whooping 's Tootuacne Drors Core tx one Mixete. German Corn Remover Kills Corns and Bunions. NEAT AND BOOK BID AP ROIMENS os N. AND a BROOKL BRANCH LAFAYETTE a PORTLAND AVENUES, ‘14 Dey Str GEORGE MAT 60 JOHN STREET, 3lack and Colored Type at atari PRINTIN( This Paper is Printed With Our Inks. FREDERICK KAPPLER, ORNAMENTAL GOLD FRAMES CRAYONS AND OIL PORTRAITS. 445 PEARL STREET, N. Y. AULT & WIBORG, FIVE BLACK. AND COLORED LITHOGRAPHIC INKS, PRINTING INKS, AND VARNISHES. 26 ROBE ST. N.Y. Ear, The tna used by the Serobetdge Lithorraphle Eatabiah mente are supplied b Pactory—Cinctnnatt, Ohio, PACTURERS OF FINE. MAGICAL 1 IATILAQUIAL and logue eta. TAOS. W. Sacchi | dy Hy gastric | ing in her bre | self-p THE JUDGE. aint: began. to ‘wobble, tha iAtieriean pie | has shone forth resplendant in the full glare | of a noonday sun, bene: the fre aats to-day dyspepsia un h the pale green of she stands forth ith her undying loyalty to ammeled and her deep and wnitipathy still fiercely burn- But would it not do Columbus good to | come among us to-dey.and look over our free stitutions? Would it not please him to ride over this continent which has been res- cued by his presence of mind from the thrall- dom of barbarism and forked over to the genial and refining influences of prohibition and pi America fills no mean niche in the great istory of nations, and if you listen carefully for a few moments you will hearsome Amer- 1, with his mouth full of pie, make that. remark. ‘The American is always frank and perfectly free to state that no other country can approach this one. We allow a little two-for-a-quarter monarchy to excel us in the size of our failures or in the ‘d deliberation with wh: a monument to the glory of a worth citizen ‘The careful student of the career of Colum- | bus will find much in these lines that he has not yet scen. He will realize when he comes to read this little sketch, the pains, and the troubles and the research ne such an article on the life and work of Columbus could be written, and he will thank me for it; but it is not for that that Thave done it. It is a pleasure for me to huut up and arrange historical and bio- graphical data in a pleasing form for the ent and savant. [am only too glad to and gratify the student and the I was that way myself once and I know how to sympathize with them. BILL NYE. P. S.—I neglected to state that Columbus was a married man, _ Still he did not mur- mur or repine. —B. BUFFALO TONGUE. Arithmeticians would make good figure- heads. The raids that our soldiers now dulge in—parades. Partners in business speak in a firm tone when refusing credit to an irresponsible cus- tomer. **T wooed and she wouldn’t,” the young man replied when asked as to why he did not marry his girl. The Buddhist religion is supposed to be of very great antiquity. In fact, it came in with the roses, for they were the original budhists. A newly appointed postmistress in. Indi- writes her official name ‘* Mrs, J. Smith, Mrs.” ‘That was one male that Mrs. Smith did not miss. A Main street dentist who uses chloroform on his customers, has adopted the name of Joseph Cook as a trade mark. — He says his is a sort of trans in dental business. A grocer on Seneca street, who keeps a small aquarium, consisting of a small sucker, two minnows, a tad-pole, three stickle-backs, and a piece of coral calls it an ocean store. [Buffalo World. Gold Fields, that pan out richly, are pot so aby most in- dant as tn the early Califor" \er sex, youngor old, Capi, siness free. Those who fart at once are absolutely strv of snug ttle fortunes, » isdead, und therefore politically nseless. | sary before | Franklin Square Lithogreptic CO. ——STEAM LITHOGRAPHIC PRINTERS: —— —10:—— FINE COLOR WORK A SPECIALTY, PHOTO-LITHOGRA ODUCTIONS. Estimates Carefully Prepared —0: 324, 326 and 328 Pearl St. —NEW yorkK.— ‘CATARRH earn Ralin a sh ‘entirely d AMERSLY, Publisher, $35 Broadway, New York. PEREECTION MAGIC LANTERNS. BEST QUALITY, LATEST DNPKOVENENTS. TRAVEL AROUND THE WORLD IN YOUR CHAIR, Their Compact Porm aud Accurate Wo adapt them for Home Aw WIth a Pew pottan’ ied. * ge-VIRWS In stock an Catalogue, EMANUEL £8, HART. 19 FIFTH AVENUE, New Yor, PILES! PILES! PILES! Cured without Knife, Powder or Salve charge until cured. Write for reference. particularly Dr. Corkins, Tavion'’s Horet, Jensey City, comicbooks.com