Judge — December 12, 1885 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. WE'RE ELE I met a little actress dawhile, then "gan to count rs, thoughtfully. And one way here, and one was there, Until Leour But still the d seven; maid would have her way “they were eleven.” “ How is it, little mai differ in a said, ways throw A few in for good count OFF THE BENCH. Tur sNeak TH1Er who carries off the garments takes fits and starts, LIPE Is Lavine? — It depends upon what your living expenses are. wortTit FURNITURE-MAKERS ought to be the best boy-cotters. A you stepping VEXED QUESTION—“ Whose foot are on?” “Tie Caxapa Pactric” does not refer to her politics nor to Montreal evidently matters, weather for educational Ir seems QUITE PROPER as cold comes to have nights cool purposes. Troy is TkoUBLED with fire-bugs, New York with with humbugs. water-bugs, Washington A savey soll’s head i PAPE y like an egg. ys Col. Bobus_ Inger- A boiled one— hard to be: Tie MAN Was disgusted when he went to see The Lady of Lyons,” and there was no lioness in the show. ITALIAN IMAGE-VENDERS sell their wares the ably offer low figures. eapest of any peddlar, “© Poor Richard's Sayings ” from some con- vietion of the quality of them. MUSICAL NOTATION DOES above the letter G stantly utteril not yet a grocery Note Some sEN’s IDEAS of the laboring man is evidently taken from the stalwart cut of a blacksmith unceasingly on the strike. paper is con- on Tea.” Tue THANKSGIVING NUMBERS of some Le | of our funny (and esteen were stuffed with chestnuts. ‘5 all right! A loafe: CITY Be. DENOUNCES street car pected when the strect cars themselves are | 80 lazy, Acrty ¢ | monopoly.” From work we had not in talks about “our local gas reading its editoria red that the monop- was in the local department, FLonipa wasts a boom to of tourists, e extradi rest of What a on the our leading financiers resort warmer than Canada and as safe. AMG LITHOGRAPHIC lead- sued, i the f the on grony ing patent medicine men has 1 of the millior A batch of une should be next in order, sueceeding tho: ires a base-ballists, rtaker-princes Iy Prexen votitics the feft,” and rea‘ party of arty pf the ex- In this country we have the Jatter—it is my party. the extr treme right. rs is the party of the extreme wrong. ‘Tue: Sprixcrrety Union calls loudly upon President Cleveland to hig fence around New York City and k tors Pulitzer and Dorshe out.” ‘Too late! 'T tooth and nail. ‘put a high-board pedi fallin, from They invari- FRANKLIN PROUADLY called his writings | MIS Mrs. De Swrtu—** Doctor, J rant you ts so weak. Docre itary. 4) contempor. ries | 11 ends of Mr. the Orleans a Ir | Cable, as a Is PL the fi inst his unpopularity South, that he New N vs position in that regard vorn, pep by in “hae given ace in American fictiot w Orleans a commune pefore Cable w LIEUTENANT SCHWATKA desires to make another reach the North Pole. Well, for heaven's sake let him go, if he'll Jone, ina leaky dory, with short provi- himself not to 8 ttempt to sions and pledge op tll he finds the pole. p GOVERNMENT is about to of young country to be educated Western cultur If they s day and beaux. La‘ pa'sel” ladies to this and fitted to intro- duce among all there are ahead for Japanese Japanese | women. nit troubl fathers Bren Tatmace says it is better to have reat idea than little ones, suppose that when your one idea Il the world decides it Ling instead a hundred to bea agle—then 1a nest full of ideas, a young t it better to have hi assorted. Watt steeer stares are to a man all broke up over the + race of the They ha national di dishonest silver dollar.” p not yet been heard from regarding the honesty of forcing inte cireulation at piece of paper that worth ” half a cent. 100 cents a is not ‘intrinsically IDENTITY. to look at Florie, she has an awful fever and T haven't had her aut of myarms al! day.” (who won't admit that he is near Don't you remember her father had a similar attack soon after you were marri: hted)—“ Poor little thing ; that is he comicbooks.com