Judge — December 5, 1885 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE, , and put one er dem yaller pla says: that makes a play eo successful as preserv- *} Vhas it der banco or der confidence the umities, “Until, you ean preserve Seving that nothing else would satisfy the _ pe Maybe you like a capper?’ > unitic play can hever be a success.” Id man the clerk gave him a c¢ in 8‘ like dot to| Well, itis wonderful what an effect those ind stuck a gold seal on it, and re : r vhas headquarters for a| words have. Nine times in ten the author accept the dollar which he told him to ine Bl ,und who pays his liquor tax | will take the play and go away, thank vest in a calico dress for the old woman ke me formy trouble. ‘Phe fact’ that they As the old man left the office, he raised | ** don’t know a unity fre { his hat and said: Mhank you, Marse -eferybody winks at me ash T go | leather mi . William; and ef yer eber git in such er pest- home, ut » man says maybe [ doan’t | give themselves away, and so they go ent wid er “ooman, and it’s in my 4 pick bis pocket if he knows himself. Some | satistied that Lam an old hand at on to justify. yer. TIL "turn yer com- adder man said he like to hire out ton plermint.”—[ Detroit Free Press und two poys run after me und i rel show! Cy ebilitated Men fe telatof thirty JAKES JOKE ON HIS FATHER at the Cent Doe: ly belief { vas a shp After deposit hat’ ir and his cane on another“ Vhell, Shak ys it ‘aptain: ; guished air, Captai “Maybe L go ash a delegate to der city convention. ‘If Fdoan go like dot, Thaf to “My son Shake vhas too shmart. Dot buy sume new elez to ne funeral 0 shobs on me. I vhas anyhow, So I like to get some new suit.” go ynow, LT take arawhide mit me, “Yea, und I like you to come oop in two “Task Shake aboudt it. Shake is my hours.” son, you know. Tle vhas an awful sharp“ What for?” He travels to Buffalo und Chicago, eo dot great change which comes | he known all dit poker ut some Shake! mowon't Know him some fashons. Sha goes mid me to pick cudt more, und ma pe like to k you if it my suit.” vhas petter to rub on some oil or salt and The one vou have on?” water! Captain, good-day! “Oh! no.” It vhas der one [didn't have (Detroit Free Press. on. It vhas der one 1 come to tell you aboudt. [like some plain suit, mitout any t Shake tells me PRESERVING UNJTIES. you must be oe ii ‘Two newspaper editors of some promin- ence met last summer, from different tions of the country, and had quite a over business tt ete One of the suid the greatest trouble he had was in standing olf who wrote plays, and Baris fashions 7 Mery poly bel “Und der ¢ oafer und says Dor shtvle now is If T meet vou at der wo wanted him. to examine them, read uiton | belief you 1 e& se : ‘ is ma iss to their impro around like « brass band. Ile ha | sdown mit der Central depot to see if fy . sad New York. dder-law e« in from Bay City, iad nothing £0.00 lays. He said a great many of the write und a boliceman looks me all oafer und POSS, lieved” their plays were says Fi acdoasiit —- equal to any play ever written, dad i was sintasens You doan’t ‘some work: ar hard to criticise play when a pair of tear- | Se for circular p mit a shtrit et Ifyou do up BOARD OF on the monthly Ile shnoke like dot. to. me—Carl Dan- der—a citizen who pays taxes in two wards und vhasas mnocent asa child.” “Did, , «Dot oopsets me, und [ vhalk ondt doors to « if. Some stranger come aroundt, und pooty soon he vhispe “+ ° What vhas your lay, partr *Tdoan’t know what dot means, und he out of examinir thoaght hi ld be happy. tor laughed a little at his fi “Well, maybe I can lielp, you out. used to be bothered the same’ way, and have read plays enongh to fill a box <8 and have given plenty of advice. If I gave honest advice I made the author of the play | 7 Cras. TR. Eat mad, invariably, so T adopted a new plan. | 5; nt] © Wits IL. Dost Now when a play is brought to me by an : amateur author Task for a week to examine it. When the girl comes after the play and 5 the verdict, I take the roll of manuscript out of the pigeon-hole where it has been the time, and putting on an air of judicial dignity, Tsay: * Miss, your ideas are all PERFUMES, duly they are etude, You do not pur Uniti There is nothi Lundborg’s Perfame, Edenia, erfume, Marichal Niel Rose. —— - - ae Lundborg’s Perfume, Alpine Violet. Elome Fu: shings 23 Landborg's Perfumes scare * JAME S B. M CNAB. RHENISH COLOGNE. | Fine Furniture, | Carpets, ‘Bedding: &c., falty. . . L, Sec. and General Manager, = tk OFFICERS. comicbooks.com