Judge — November 7, 1885 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE, ad and subdued manner and said: ‘* No, | stomer that they are]not so blamed THE HAME STRING IS BURST. T haven't a ratelin nod cigar in the as the young man with the gauze E . T have son rs there that [| mustac’ I can remember very it for Havana fille but they are | well when they were fresh and if his arti- mostly filled with piec Yolorado Miiduro | ficial teeth fit him pretty well he can try overalls. There's a box over yonder that I| one. It’s just the same with boiled eggs. 1 bought for good, stra ent cigars, | have a rubber dating stamp, and as soon as but they are only ach 08 of hay and, flora, tae eggs aro turned ore te a Aus the hen Through Mail Magazine, 1 promised that fino and all soaked into a Wiscon- | for inspection, I date them. nen they are tne October number would ‘be much ine sin wrapper. Over in the other end of the | boiled, and another date in red. is stampe proved unless I should burst « bame strin; case is a brand of cigars that were to knock | on them. If one of my clerks should date , . ig. g te} take my pen in hand to let you know t the tar out of all other kinds of weed an egg ahead, | would fire him, too, quick. B ¢ 7p betas the hame string is burst—so am I. Three cording to the urbane rustler who sold them | On this account, people who know me will ‘oe four ot my creditors liayochad na to me, and then drew on me before I could | skip a meal at Missonri Junction, in order Qnty to insnt that T must pay their belle light one of them. Well, instead of being | to come here and eat things that are not ; » pay 8, fine Colorado Claro with a high priced | clouded with mystery, [ do not keep any Huddle thus announces the sus- pension of a publication to which he has devoted much — physi and intellectual energy: Fellow-citizens and beloved companions in debt: In the September number of the which amount to a t $1,000, and are un- wrapper, they are Mexicano stinkaros in a | poor stuff when [can help it, but if Ido 1 mans Res we ce bent on 40) taal tee Mother Hubbard Wrapper. ‘The commer- | don’t conceal the horrible fact. Of course, WhO | gl NEN were, bent a having it last cial tourist who sold me those cigars and | anew cook will sometimes smuggle a lato NeCr) BUC Sal Miu AON Milicule it ts Tot then drew on me , good deal | date on toa madivval egg, and sell it, but POOF boy mith a Hale in the seat of his panto. boltorion:thodras’th you | he has to change his name and flee. T'sup. loons atid nice children with holes im the will notice, 3 see that cach cigar has | pose that if every eating house should date Riot Weir respective pantaloons, to make a spinal colimn to it, and this outer debris | everything and be square with the public it,’oven by work’ F viglita, tol wna ‘obliged is wrapped around it. One man bought a | would be av old story and wouldn't pays {0 ducting their kicl icvitgtion, Teandally ar out of that box last week. I told him, | but as it is, no one trying to compete with | to14 the gentlemen who have tho honor to , just as Tam telling you, that they | me, Edo well out of it, and people come (ea creas that there te meen ae the were no good, and ifhe bought one he would | here out of curiosity a good deal The 7yrcyh Mai? and that if they would permit regret it. But he took one and went out on | reason [try to do right and win the public yao etvive there wouhl -beoenguahe iit the veranda to smoke it. Then he stepped esteem is that the general public never do for them and me. tow. Idid not eto them on and fell with great weight on me any harm, and the majority of people ‘Phere ie more im it than all of te will, be his side. When we picked him up he | who travel area kind that Tmay meet in a ye to met ont. | pnt 83-000 in. each, amd usped once or twice and expired. We | future state, should hate to have «thou- $0 oqo,qou in hard tark inte it melt. and opened his vest hurriedly and found tha sand traveling men holding nuggets of ran- fYthot havea thouesd in it, aed me fore falling this Boquet de Gluefactoro cigar, cid ham sandwich under my nose through S* U1CY WANG at Jin about § 500, ean lick with the spinal column, had been driven | all eternity and know that [had lied about [ph POEMS? pis Ih woke Sa silly | can ve through his breast bone and had pene-| it, It's an honest fact, if I know I'd got to {he White-livered Annanina that says there trated his heart. ‘The wrapper of the cigar | stand up and apologize for my hand-made, wasn’t #0 much as cracked.” all-around seamless pies and quurantined was neve! ite yin it, All my earnings for ten years go down in | the general wreck, and there is no submarine * Bu does i vol ‘ade to cig: 7 vould be no object. But i n ‘i it inn air x lan to cigars, heaven would be no object Rae diver skillful enough to raise them from the run on in this wild, reckless way about your _ [Bill Ny ydeep. This is the plice where my HADN'T ANYTHING. rea nilere raeer ht a fs t ara of nm aby sople w me e q and adopt resolutions of condolence. There peor ; An awkward, ill-favored boy, while on an Arkuansaw railway train approached a man made of, and then they can’t blame me; £0 after awhile they get to believe what I cid cate about them. often wonder that no cigar | “Yt , hel r tried this way before. I do just “Mister, won't you please help me alon no way aboat my Tnnch counter.” It Hou are golng along Jest, enough: aman steps up and “wants a fresh ham | 300 Me ua Murry why don't you sandwich, I give it to him if I’ve got it, and | “0, 1" wort sive montey ” if Thaven’t it tell him so, Ifyou turn | (7 yet at Fou give me fifty cents. my sandwich over you will find the date of | wr yave tits and its publ non every one. 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