Judge — October 31, 1885 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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ray ther orl puns wn; uth, t ats ve otch- as he d out Ieen » had wild d_ the now,” ve ca" EL. A STREET CAR EPISODE. He starts before you It is a cunning trap To send you flying off your fect In some old lady's lap I got on board the car today Had just «1 When, in his custom: He sent me to the The driver grinned, but I did not, “TI make nt,” said T; “Tl make your old position hot. A grin was his re et your seat— pped through the door, ompla He stopped again, and up the A lovely maiden came; Her lips, half part Cheeks tinged with rosy flame. w will that fiend turn on the erink 1 mishap? Coincidence! he gave a yank And popped ber in T caught her else she would Clean through the window glass asmnile, To cause this m: ave gond A space of paradise, I own, But it was brief, alas! She found a more co: Sweet m: genial seat, J was mortified; a moment at bi ssment to hi ly T made retreat The driver grinned, for he Supposed And made eased 1 y angry heat nends tu ttsburgh OY! OY! ** Ohi tell me where is fancy bred? She asked bolder She laid her 1 And I, with no more poetry in My soul than in a Quaker's, Replied. with idiotic gri * You'll find it at the baker's.” (Hartford Times. it down upon my shoulder. ‘The new 10-cent delivery postage stamps are gradually becoming known as the p. d. q.’s—[Peck’s Sun. The Boston Commercial Bulletin reminds Biblical students that ** Peter was the first man who ‘went out on a foul.’ ” A Missouri girl has married a Pittsburg man. Is Missouri drifting into miscegena- tion. —[Louisville Courier-Journal. The Galveston News shrieks in b * Does Democracy does. k type: mean anything?” It It means to get the offices if it can [Chicago New ‘The man who went tothe country for “rest and change,” says the waiters got most of his change aad the landlord the rest."—[Boston Commercial Bulletin, Emma Nevada kissed three hundred girls in San Francisco lately. What the average young man of the Pasig Coast needs is a little more gall.—[St. Louis Magazine. “ ‘There are seven thousand more females than males in New Jersey.” It is not sur- prising. Males can get out of New Jersey more quickly than females, [Norristown Herald. A little girl of two and a half years burnt her finger for the first time the other day. She placed her finger on a hot potato and suddenly drew it back exclaiming: “Oh! der’s a pin in it.”—[Boston Courier. The new students h Sarly attempts at h and a new committe appointed, Studies will L First Female—* W engaged in now?’ ama book agent. ou to do?” — Mow delig’ was bu y among its he replied wit his talkative wife coll: When the body of Jumbo was di lection of Eng found « dian coins we may in part of so many cashiers fr TELE JUDGE: Vhat busine * You are bound to read, S. to her husband, who, with novel in b punt for the ¢ vearrived at Harvard, ng have been quelled, on athletics has been n later. [Boston nd have * [Bost I see, said Mrs. nd, on Courier. is hout looking up, and 1ps [Merchant Traveler. Ia h, American and Cana- in hisstomach, Th pearance om this country, whose whereabouts have never been traced. 's Needle Cleopat unless it is is qu dinary affair It is wants the needle. stand this without the ‘The conversation pa sculling and one of the gentlemen asked of him in connection Little hand: watch for doing good,” timent posted ina school room. his wife after coming [Bi “Tye a dre: vas that crescendo ¢ I'll never offe: as a coat of y ever race fora cu udful headache 1 [Deck’s Sun sin such a state that pmething it will fall ite the reve of or- serally th at that rricd men will unde aid of a map. mn yachtin, 3 but Dh with a saw, sir. [Boston Co should always be on the is the beautiful sen- Binghamton juvenile It probably explains why a man always turns the litle watch back an hour or two t hands of his he faces home | nights.—- nghamtow Republican. meley, Tt outburst of Miss Fen- r to turn the music for “* Why didn’t you beat a retreat, Mr. Dar- ringer?” O, that wouldn’t “Well, but you ar room, while she is sti I watched slipped out between t “My friend,” said son to the Dakota ¢ turn your thoughts state,” “Why, dang it,” but voteless memb« I been trying to get t for two sessions. ** made up, from gover thoughts are on the future state POLITICAL Old Harkney, whe have been polite, you e here in. the cloak Hat the piano in the my opportunity and he bars. [Philadelphia Call. the Rev. Mr. Edmun- lelegate, “you should toa future replied the honorable of congress, ** haven't his territory ‘adminted I've a nor down—you bet my [Stockton Maverick. ECONOMY en he announced him. | self as a candidate for justice of the peuce, made this strong point: Feller citizens, Lis in faber 0° p'litical ’conomy dat great fack de country wil Shortly after the election, And ” called on the muagis- | a political ‘striker, Widout ek.” Banks, » to adelphia Call, | late of officers | | de do’ when yer | He's met wi trate and “ Mawnin, “« Fust it with yess’ “Oh, toler’ble. Say, jedge, fore yer wuz ‘lected yer promised ter gin me two dollars, Does yer recolleck de fack?” Mighty well, I neber forgits nothin’ ” ul ter heah yersay it. Gin) me my money, please, an’ let me go. Does yer recolleck de ticket I wuz ‘lected on?” Yas.” What wuz i P'litical ’e : Dat's de ticket. ity-five cents, * What's dis fur?” “What's it fur, W'y whut it’s fur.” I won't hab it.” “Allright,” putting it into his pocket. «Tneber begs er pusson. — D'litieal ercono- my means twelve an’ er ha’f cents on de dollar, an’ dat’s de ticket I run on, Shet ws out. Goo day.” [Pec hy mawnin’” Tiserbleeged ter yer, how is x * handing him tw it pays yer off, dats s Sun, PENCILLING A Little Bit of Human Nature That's Thomp approaching, it is T« nd poverty-stricken he looks, T deel: A pi indeed, of the shabby With clothi heel 1 swear; threadbare and shoes down at the uncial rever s, they say; Titturn up th ut of his way Ha, who is this Let me see: That face Lam certain’s familiar to me By Jove, itis T Ah, ne hold up bis he They say he's struck Why, Thomp mpsont How well he is dressed; Twith the best nd is rich as a Jew— n, my dear fellow, how do you do? e bell Av pt and haven re Eni Hm! Mrs. ¢ Who put it in her head to ¢ time to dress. ip from across the way; Today? ) see What she can see—that’s all, no hat woman's nothing but a gad-about, I hate her, with her supercilious airs— That horrid Tis Mrs. Gossip, 1 deelai Ts quite a pleasure, Pam sure. (Ak of you to call —‘tis quite a treat Vis br her upstairs — why th ss.) So hin Let me rem We're all we can ¢ your shawl- pray, take a seat et this morning, it is true, Iways find a seat for you don't there is no need, I'm very glad you've called—I am, indeed. At the Gate She (frigidly) Allow you to kiss me T could not permit such a freedom, Ob, no, ood night ere’you go? He (respect Excuse me. ki But 1 mean’t no offense, Tass Of course ye nw best what is right, Laight. re you. Ge She (disappointed The fool! He must certainly b thick head To think for «moment I meant what T said, [Boston Courier. SHOCKING. “There were some shocking things in a circle the other night,” said Nifty. “Tow dreadful,” replied Malin comicbooks.com