Judge — October 31, 1885 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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HE OLDEN TIME she asked, then inquirit “Why didn’t | AS IN tough. you set yourself against it? | What says the Eng! . While I have not the pleasure of being a “Tid set myself against it, and the rest When speal acht so fleet; member of your party, having belonged to joined ha it was a small ele tric battery, *The d—I take the Puritan, what has been sne ingly alluded to as the and we were all shocked at once. For Puritans are hard to beat.” g. 0. py T cannot refrain from | expressing “ You shocking thir id Malinda, [Goodall’s Sun, | MY eytupathy t this time. Though we Stockton Maverick. = | may have differed heretofore upon impor- [Stockton Mareriel COMBINATION PORTRAITS. | tant questions of political economy, | cane not exult over these portraits. Others may gloat over these efforts to injure you, but 1 Postmaster-Gencral, donot. I am not much of a gloater any- , 1885 Iluvsox, Wis., August, Ton. William F. Vila NOGGISIE AS USUAL. A Nipandtuck man was arrested for steal- Washington, D. C how. he nd at the opening of the trial Dear Sin—For sometime I have been I leave those to gloat who are in the gloat of the peace before whom he was | thinkit g of writing to you and asking you , business. . how you were getting along with your de- Sul, it is one of the drawbacks incident “Mr, Short, have you secured an attor- | partment since I left it. [did not wish to t® greatness. We struggle hard, through ; , | ney?” write you for the purpose of currying favor | life, that we may win the confidence of our | * Waal, squire,” replied the accused, “I | with ‘an administration against which I fellow-men, only at lust to have pictures of didn’t know any on ’em wuz tryin’ to git | equandered a ballot last fall, Neither do [ourselves printed and distributed where away. desire to convey the impression that I would they will injure us. The justice frowned on the laugh that | like to open a correspondence with you for. ! desire to add before closing this letter, followed, then said | the purpose of killing time. If you ever Mr. Vilas, that with those who are acquain- “ urt will tolerate no levity, gen- | feel like sitting down and answering this td with you and know your sterling worth, tlemen. Mr, Short, you had better employ | letter in an off-hand way, it would please me these a lawyer to attend to your case for you. | very much, but do not’put youself out todo We will net allow them to influence us s0- “T thou s how the ole won | 80.” cially or politically. What the effect may | hyar would do instil of a lawyer. Sh I wanted to ask you, however, how you be on offensive partisans who are total tsmart on the talk.” like the pictures of yourself recently pub- | Strangers to you, I do not know. . She cannot plead your ¢ lished in the patent insides. ‘That was my |, My theory in relation to these cuts is, You inl better principal object in writing. Having seen that they are combined and interchange, “But the day | you before this great y befell you, I able, so that, with slight modifications, wanted to inquire whether you had Teally they are used for all great men, The cut, changed eo much. As I remember your with the extras that go with it, consists of we | face, it was rather unusually intellectual OMe head with hair (front view), one bald- nd attractive for a great man: Great men 1 (front view), one head with hair (side ivory rarely prety,” 1. gucasthat acide one bald-head (side view,) one pair from yourself, myself, and Mr. Evarts, there ¢¥¢8 (with glasses) and one pair (plain), one is hardly an eminent’ man in the country Roman nose, one one turn-up who would be considered handsome, But NOs ot OF Se Hinkors (fall), one: mous the engraver has done you a great injustice, he, one pair side-whiskers, one chin, one : or else you have sadly changed since I saw ®t large ears, one set medium ears, one set i — sok. TL haeaIy Goat posse that your smallcars, one set shoulders, with collar portisits will make no diiference. squire ein this court. ere 1} good attorne for a very re o q | “T tried him, squ i} to tend to ther e “ How much did he want?” Why, durn his skin, he wanted the —[Newman Independent. *. i} 1; he’s a very ond to your he axed too much hog SAE CALERD TROREAR yee has drifted around to leeward and aud necktie for above, one monkey-wrench, swelled up at the end, as the engraver would | 0P¢ Set quoins, one galley, one oil-can, one i “Will vou p > cream, sir?” | have us believe. Ido not believe that in 4 8¢tew-driver. , “ Would be delighted, but can’t find any | few short months the look of firmness and er utterant features are then arranged | he tabl | conscious rectitude that I noticed could & that a great variety of clergymen, mur- “Why, that pitcher, right there.” have changed to that of indecision and “eters, senators, embezzlers, artists, dyna- | Why didn't you say so? If you'd only | vacuity which we see in some of your late Miers, humor'sts, arsonists, —larcenista, said the milk modified by water, I'd have | portraits as printed. poets, statesmen, base-ball players, rinkists, ; understood you.” : I saw one yesterday, with your name at- Pianists, capitalists, bigamists and sluggists , [Stockton Maverick, | tached to it, and it made my heart ache for Are easily represented. newspaper office : your family. Asaresident in your state | Sbould be without them. They are very felt humiliated. Two of Wisconsin's ablest COLUMBIA BICYCLES i LUNDBORG’S i ty | | head and face, was libelled in this akes me mad, and rs my usefulness. Tam » husband or a father when 1. Tama perfect simoon of wrath al aarp at such times, and am not responsible for fame, Alpine Violet | what tao. MUST BE USED. Landborg’s Perfume, Lily of tho Valley. Nothing can arouse the indignation of Dr. Young’s Patent Electric Belts ’ your friends regardless of party, so much as ie LUNDBORG S the thought that while you are working so | | hard in the post-office at’ Washington with i RHENISH COLOGNE. your coat off, collecting box rent and mak- men have been thus slaughtered by the AND TRICYCLES, PERFUMES, | rude broad-axe of the engraver, Last fall, ator Spooner, who also isa man with a Illustrated € nt Free. Landborg’s Perfume, Edenia, borg's Perf: am ni FOR INF CURE OP NERVOUS NESS NERVOUS DEBILITY,. 10 OF WANtoop. 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