Judge — October 10, 1885 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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The constellations rushin Were winking down upon them with their we But they noted not the falling of the twilight That w afin, For the 4 With its nether lip enc And who thinks about t An Al Time can p She was but af While her father f And the lazy summer idle In their mi And th Were a temporary hi out the splende: silver c clin, a coming separ: uy charming fi er efface rs da Polly, though L picture of that p 0 had sought driven net re : rlache and a pleasant m The minutes ¢ bother in their unre As dimly in the offing +t The signal of depai Then comes a m thi ‘They are heavin, t the anch "Tis the fatal parting ho A climax in the fi In her eyes cd in a smothered fishing smack. forth to pave with fire the ski the after-glow of day, nbed above the eastern bar her with his F n at the turning of the tide. ver st upper ten, fisher was of men, n of the sea ati i, < chambered to the zenith of the ni <a brilliant flaming Water Witch click, click, clinking, o'er the waters of th and will s feels his cou ather-beaten € democrat. and gray cold lly by his you more, the shore, sense or wit ramiles t men or outsiders, gain, them insane; hoste: thanks, periods, supper Mi be A his magne' “Do you believe in civil service reform? “Tam a str favorable conditions.” fill all the offices with democrats and start fair.” “Why do you tease me so?” she replied, you would not have marti | enjoys without knowing it. times to make itself felt. it sometimes pinched? “Mr. Hanan, why do none of our daily p: ‘<Thicir writers,” he replied, * are Briefs Submitted. BY WM. WASHBURNE Tusked a prominent z advocate of civil service reform under Whatare favorable conditions?” “Well, I suid tomy wife. ge like a coffi t ot ‘The greatest blessing in life ought at Who would admire a small shoe, unless dear, pers ever deviate into her salaried A salaried man lets his pen do all his brain work. An outsider is paid but five dollars a column, and the moment | stops to think his profit 1s gone.” ‘Two hungry gentlemen sat down to supper with a generous One of them, who boasted of his culture, was profuse in ompliments and flatterie his comrades devoured everything solid on the table. After ter Wellfed charmed his hostess by his good nature and ic conversation, half famished, for he had supped on nothing but fripperies, soon But while he was polishing Ins But the man of culture, who was now grew pcevish and silent, and was blacklisted by his fair entertainer, s it back, This sto! | by words. teaches us to show our g: itude by deeds rather than What fur you sit dah all day an ickion? — Doing ur to sport your family "spectible, 7 sitting stall, Dah world mores an’ I more wid it angf fur aman who ain't buekin tro, Wasi. — a exerci de nature ob thi Rather Steep. “T believe Vermont is the roughest piece of territory in the countzy,” said young Terwilliger to the troop of free-born Americans who were indus- triously holding down the chairs and boxes in the general variety store at “The Centre.” “I was through parts of the state on a sulky last: summer, and I came to lots of hills I hardly dare ride down without chaining the wheels.” ‘ king of hills,” interrupted the man with neck-whiskers, rising from his scat on the shoe-box and sampling the cheese. ‘© A man don’t know w hill is till he been to Montana, — I was out there three years ago; and if you'll take my word for it, I saw hills that a man couldn’t ride down on_horse-back without chaining both hind legs!” R. MORGAN, tracting # much folks might spee I war trying to coaz ‘em area, “14 quara puswn can't stroll along widout at tention from the chickens, Some wid me.” and useless languages taught at Cor- Let’s see; Cornell was munificentl owed by this State as a farmers’ col- asn’tit. There is bright hope for the future of potato and pig culture in this country in our icultural youths’ becom- ing saturated with the language of the Malay And when this linguistic Malayria has run its course, and all the dialects of all the cannibal tribes have been planted in American colleges, we hope some of them will introduce tho study of English. English is a pretty good language, too. Fat reports from American colleges continue to show a lower average in echolar- ship and a higher in physical qualifications of freshmen. ‘The age of Sullivan scholar- ship in higher edncational institutions is slowly but surely approaching. P,P: Bet Tue JvpGe is the best illustrated humor- ous paper in America to-day. ‘There was a time when Puck held full sway. who gave this latter perio¢ its promi- nence in the world of caricature drifted from their alina mater and founded the inimitable Jvupee. Its cartoons are far superior to those of any other journal that is known to the writer.” Puck is posing upon its repute tion while The Jupce is going at a liv | gait upon its intrinsic merit. Tae Jupe’s caricature’s are pointed, pertinent and po- tent.—[Bloomington Eye. in Philadelphia who spends $200,000 a year in advertising, and is called a crank for it by ‘legitimate bus- iness men.” The crank has just paid $50,000 out of his insane profits for a span of horses, More business men might profitably | be inoculated with that lunacy microbe, | THERE Is A M ‘The artists | A Snatched Brand. “Hallelujah! Another brand snatched from the burning.” “What’s the matter, grandma? the fire?” “Eternal fire, my child. I just read that Booth has taken command of salvation. He can do a power of good, and I’m glad he’s left sinful play-actin’ to save souls.” “Why, grandma, ’taint the same Booth; taint Booth, the actor, It’s Gen. Booth of the Salvation Army.” “Well, then, it’s some one jest as bad, I presume.” Where's A GEORGIA PAPER says not ten per cent. of the negroes of that state put in six days of honest work. The darks ought to be ashamed, if this is true. Tow do they ex- pect the whites of the South will ever learn any habits of industry if they do not set them a better example? comicbooks.com