Judge — October 10, 1885 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. A SARCASTIC First Lapy (ma getting marricl 0 y atil they are old snor. "don't approve of ladies’ ng. My idea is that they should ough to know their on mind.” ecoxy L | up all idea of ever knowing yours. OFF THE BENCH. “(A pay orr ”—'T'o-morrow. Hor waves—a red-headed girl’s crimps. “© FRresit” COMPLICA | | | | troubles in Princeton, A MAN PELL into a brewer's vat and the jury decided that his life was ex-stinked. A REVOLVER CLUB is to be established in London, Its members devote their time to going the grand rounds, probably. THEY ARE HAVING ‘religious waves” in the Wi Probably superinduced by a desire to keep out of the hot waves. Now’s y’er Tie to boy astock of skat- ing rinks cheap. dozen, at five per cent. on their cost. So LONG as there are so many red-hot pa- pers issued to counteract cold weather, we cannot hope for stationery temperature. Tur avtuon of the “ Saxe Holm” story, * Tlow one woman kept her husband,” will write a sequel, “How she wished she hadn't.” It 1g NoT DECIDED yet who will play th star in the next British drama, but W. Gladstone has been permanently engaged as first old man. Tur onty Progress that Philadelphia could boast of (Forney’s) has been put a stop to. We always thought it was too almighty rapid for Philadelphia. AccorDING To the London Times, the principal occupation of United States Minis- ters at the Court of St. James is to edify, Well, 1 nuppose you have giten | —more hazing | They are selling, by the | stimulate and amuse the English people. | remarkable statistics on the growth of cere- He also has to cdify the unwashed, stimulate the Irish Invincibles and disgust the Ameri- | can citizens in this country. Tne TYPE used on the newspapers of this country weigh 6,700,000 pounds, This would seem to be ballast eneugh without adding twice as much in the editorials. A. PLENIDLE voiee in @ woman is a power ful weapon, and when she couples with it a flexible conscience, the male of genus homo had better return to the native jungles of | the race, A writer IN London Times tricd hard | and long to prove that ‘ Yankees are de- generating. As much regret was felt on the other side on accountof his failure as for that of the Genesta. Mr. Henry Divit, of Erie, jumped into | the lake and saved a boy from drowning, but | as Mr. D. himself was never able to swim a stroke, everybody is wondering ‘how the Divil he did it?” AccorDING 70 a coin collector, a complete collection of American coins is cheap at $500. This is probably an under-valuation, A man with a complete collection of American sense alone ought to get ten times as much out of it, Sam. Ranpatt repudiates the tariff ar- ticle attributed to him in Dizie magazine. As it was made up from Mr. Randall's speeches printed in the Congressional Record, of course he is not responsible for the senti- ments. We should think all congressmen would like to repudiate their alleged speeches in the Record. AN AGRICULTURAL PAPER presents some | als; but the | Why will not negatives of | ain shown is trifling compared with the increase of serials in this country as sworn to in their own columns. 100 newspapers with Sun in the United States and This will be news to an elderly gentleman in Printing House He evidently thinks there is only one such paper. Tere the title t Canad: spe Ss ARE OVER acled re. Tue Latest to take d PHOTOGRAPHIC cture of a streak of triumph is lightn ectricity take We want to see the camera tested now on a Bowery crowd going to a dog fight. the | ¢ of lightning rods? The New Star. “Where is that theatre?” able vouth, «What theatre?” queried his companion. “Why, the Andromeda th “Andromedary. ‘Ther you mean Academy?” asked a fushion- n’tany. Don’t See here itis, ‘a r has appeared in Andromeda.” “Lgive it up. Must in some other city—Chicago, maybe: ti cy names to their thea Heredity and Environment. A scientist has been counting back an- cestors and he finds that, reckoning all of ’em for only eight centuries, each of us entitled to 16 million an is dacs not hold good, of conrse, in the case of large number who are short: somewhere in the line, a father or two, with all the ancest ors those missing ones rep From the conduct of some of thos should infer that th herited all the cu In progenitors and acquir sides from environment. estors. ss of the 1 comicbooks.com