Judge — August 29, 1885 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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LOVE AND CARDS 1 The youth and maiden sat alone Upon the pebbled strand Beside the sea, and in his own He held her lily band, " He gazed into her sapphire eyes, “Tove you, sweet,” he said The maiden answered him with sighs And bhi hung her head. m He pressed the hand so soft and white, He kissed the dimpled chin, And said, “if 1 played cards tonight Tknow that T would win.” Ww “You ask me why, you shall be t sed the fingers white; ow Td win because 1 hold A lovely band to-night.” [Boston Courier, OYk Now are the wild, wierd » Borne to us th And wal e are cats and some 1 the oj us up in sore alfrig [St. Paul Herald. A half-holiday is better than no loaf. [Rochester Post- Express. Chicago's divorce mills are running on short time.—[ Boston Post. General Wolseley in the Soudan—I came, [Lowell Citizen. but he seared the lish nearly to death’ first.—[Ilartford Post. ‘The Munster Bank of Ireland was wre ed on the American plan.—[Newark N Seersuckers are getting very Beer suckers, however, as plen ever.—[Reading Time: rds it as “a narrow escape from death ” when a team reaches a railroad crossing two minutes too late to be run ove [Detroit Free Pres A rancher from the grasshopper district says that the turkey is the only one that will have a full crop this year. {Weebly Maverick. A Lamar street lawyer gives as a reason for not going to Europe this sammer that a rich client had just died and he is afraid the heirs would get the property [Georgia Paper. The editor of Texas Siftings has published his autobiography in a recent number of his paper in the form of an interesting little story entitled “ The Ass.” [St. Paul Herald. In Burmah, editors receive elephants in ayment for subscription. In this country the paper itself is about all the elephant the editor cares to keep in stock. {St. Paul Herald, “0 where does beauty linger? ” demand- ed a Quaker City Poetess, As a usnal thing, she lingers in the parlor until her mother has cleaned up the kitchen. [Boston Post. “Dear, dear,” said a kind-hearted matron on meeting a’ friend whom she had not seen for along time; “and you're not yet | too? ©No, I'm not married yet | cattle in S j canned goods but we have often s | to her book will be * Divorce, THE JUDGE. married, Jane, and with your good le , yet,” replied Jane with a laugh. “And how Well,” said Vs I expect because I was born so.”—[HBoston Courier. What is the difference between weather ing a storm ina pleasure craft and. sitting arelessly in a ship’s beat? One is yachting | ina squall and the other is squatting in a yawl.—[ Yonkers Gazette. An Indiana farmer has a perfectly formed colt only twelve inches high. The Indiani- were told that they might expect shrink- ages if Cleveland was elected. [Newman Independent. A Chi man scils the brains of 1 Louis for two dollars per dozen. Brains come high but St. Louis must have them. Chicago can long without them, [Newman Independent. It is said that Sitting Bull is fond of Some one should send him can of nitro-zlycerine and a hammer and id chisel and tell him to pitch in and en- joy himself,—[St. Paul Herald, Birds drink, for we have | —[Waterloo Observer. ‘Tl —we have scen a Herald, romo. iverneur Don't know about their drinking, on Tem tree’t. [Weekly Maverick. Mr. Dusenberry—‘ You have to househeeping, I hear. Nicely fixed, I sup- pose?” Mr. Jenks— delighted. She remi she sings so pleasantly Mr. Dusenberry—" My wife often re- minds me of a tea kettle, too.” enks—** In what way? pnberry.—-‘* I never know when to boil over,"—[ Phila, Call, my wife i me of a tea perfectly kettle, A boy will eat and a boy will drit And a boy will play all day Buta boy won't work and a boy won't think, ago Ledger, rl will sing and a girl will dance, nila girl will work eroche But she can't throw a stone and | Because she ain't built that way [Lynn Union, 4 church, NORRISTOWN HERALDRY. Our Irish contributor thinks it isa migh| good thing for the d that obituary written about him is not printed while he is living. It is said that Princess Beatrice’s elde i refused to cat any of the bridal cake. ems to corroborate the statement that ked her own wedding cake. he present fashion of combing the hair tightly from the nape of the neck to the top of the head it impossible for a woman to bear her weight on her heels and close her eyes at the s Lilian Spencer, the actress, has written a novel called ‘* After All. Insatiate fe- male! Wouldn’t three or four suff When an actress gets ‘after all,” bound to catch some of them, and thi It is rumored that a foreigner has been in this country some time buyin e “ane tique furniture” t me over in the Mayflower, and has chartered six of the lar- gest vessels afloat to carry it land. Ue must | sixth of the May “The house in which General Grant was born” is to be ‘ as relics, It is nota very large house, but it is believed enough of its lumber will be disposed of during the next ten years to build a western “city” of three dwelling house black- smith shop, a church, and twenty-seven sa- loons. PITLADELPHLA “CALLS VERTED. TO THE UNCON- South Carolina does not believe in di vorce. For a state that seceded from the on this is scarcely consistent. Considering the size of a child, they take upan enormous amount of room in this world and leave a big hole when they drop ont. Military spirit is dying out in Kentucky. Several men have be ‘ound who were wil- ling to surrender title of Colo for that of Consul or even Postmaster. gona lively war over ¢ : New York Sun declare: no such thin Does Mr. Dana travel ina high hat and a Prince atts, the celebrated painter, has desig! the dresses for Mary Anderson in “As You Like It. was giving him considera- ble latitude. Her her peremptory order has been, make it 1 like it Frivolous Young Lady (to guide)—* How is this hole? * — Guide—** Never been ured, Miss.” Frivolous Y. L.—" Sup- pose I should fall down there, where do you suppose I would go to Gui i t depends, Miss, entirely upon how you have world.” . ett, Ir et to hear of your nply provided for them. If you myatthy to spare, please give it to ilies of my ered Ifow often is the light of the household clouded by signs of melancholy or irritability on the part of the ladic Yet they are not to be blamed, for the: the result of ail- ments peculiar to that sex, which men k no But the eause may be removed joy restored | se of Dr. Pierce vorite T n,” which, as a tonic and nervin ilitated women, is tain safe It is beyond all comp healer of women. IN HARD LUCK They were singing the hymn, “1 Have a Father in. the Promised Land,” when a seedy looking individual was seen weeping at the door her walked up. to him and asked him if he felt the spirit moving him. No, not exactly,” F ‘Then, my dear sir,” the usher, why do you feel so dejected?” Well, T'Il tell y dtl folks up| in the front are havin’ a father in the Promised Land and it makes me sad when I hear it, for ve got a father, but he’s not in the Pron He's in jail for stealing a ho man, “them about comicbooks.com Se