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14 much better off my luck.” Argus. makes me sad to see how are than me. It’s ju [Evansville A MODEL WIFE. Jones was well aware that his wife was in the habit of rifling his pockets when he was asleep, but, like a wise man, he kept silence on the subject. One night, however, he awoke and canght her in the act. Ta laimed, ‘* what are you do- my de ly started, her cheeks flushed, the pantaloons dropped from her grasp, and she was about to make a full confession when a bright ide, red her head. — Recovering her composure she said: “1 was looking to see whether your pan- taloons n any buttons.” “They do, they do, my dear,” he ex- claimed, springing from bed, ** needed ‘em for weeks, months, and T wondered why you didn’t sew ’em on, but I wa for [ was sure you would get to it s me. And how kind of you to get up ont of bed at this time of night to attend to ’em, y what you will, t nothing in the world like good wife. Let me turn up the gas a little you'll have all the light you want in sewing ‘em on. ot your needleand thread and the buttons? No. Well, tell me where they are, and I'll get them for you.” Mrs. Jones proceeded to sew on the but- tons while her hu 1 sat on the side of the bed and ene: Ther with words of de for her wifely care and thought for his comfort, occasionally remarking that go where he would he would always say there was nothing in the world like a good wife. ‘Then he went to the wardrobe and brought out several pairs of pants, a coat, two or three old vests, and. a number of shirts. from all of which buttons were missing, and cheerily observed While we're at it we'll make a night of it.” ‘Two hours lat a weary sigh, when Mrs. Jones, with removed the thimble from her | THE | finger, Mr. a a said: “Tsay it again, my dear, it in, that whe ever | go Twill make it known, proclaim it from the housetops, shout it in the highw nd byways that a wife who gets up he midd the night to sew buttons on her husband’s clothes is a price- less treasure, a crown to that husband, and an ornament to her sex.” | Then Mr. Jones, chuckling to himself, y calmly down and slept the sleep of the just.—[Boston Courier. 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