Judge — May 9, 1885 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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Academ The M the Hou y-hole The Mir |] solutely of them tim preserve of their themsely | Louis Ri that the | hateful § | think, artists from steady ha CHANGE. mphant ne 1 wrote s in plenty. non-members of the Natic THE JUDGE. 5 that is both patriotic and royal. His father the latest view of him. The execution is | was a rebel, and his mother princess of one unusually spirited—more so than that of | of the oldest lines in existence, dating back es an murderers—and the en- to the early inhabitants of this country: It cl lived in the United States his parentage . Gili Jove can Hever dia? | and renown asa rebel would entitle him to yeelf, and I | a seat in the cabinet and the worship of our Tle Gsenty best society. Although Riel isa Half-Breed é a he is incapable of some meanness that men My sonuets and my rhyme of this tribe ave been guilty of. He never Are dead. 01 me could have played it so low down on Folger Has made P as the New York branch of the tribe did. Ani leave haired, The we of the rebellion is said to be an . andl ears impaired, effort of the Dominion Government to apply gl only forty the principles of Henry George to the Half- | Riv whaL ear II Breeds’ farms; but the real cause, known is saildened ‘noi. only to our Alphabetical Press Asses, is It-never bother Riel’s ambition to get aseat in the Dominion Kad tes wears rolling (ola Cabinet—inflamed by the su of our Porsthiah fraulove tive-toud Confederate gencrals in Demoe ‘A iezen others Rebel Riel holds, with Rebel woax land's appointee, that the assertion of authority by the Dominion government, ‘is Men of the Hour; and Minutes. a gross and bloody violation of public = rights. Tie JupGE takes exsi pleasure 1a THE, MAN OF THE HOUR, nouncing to the world that it. has con | nated arrangements with the ‘ New York and International Biographical and Diagram- } matical Illustrated “Patent Visceral Pre | Association” to furnish its (Tue Jepar’s to wit) readers with the portraits of the |} a whom the world is talking, ‘The | YC EB XD T V. DP. Ass. has un || facilities for obtaining correct like |] characters, as it does not trust to pepular photographers, and never retouches its nega- tives; in fact, it prefers to take the aflirma- mative on all negative charac! With a large staff of gifted bodied engravers it can put the off on the public in the hi style of news- THE MINUTES, pap It has taken care to select its Brig. Gen, Abdurrahman Khan, of whom 1 we furnish the first correct likeness ever cut, y, so as to insure artistic work and has had a very checkered and has bits, been obliged to change his name often, not Hinutes of the lives of these Men of so much to conceal his identity a om- rare prepared by a large force of odate his cognomen to chanj tion! specialists and popnlar novelists, | strained and unstrained originally utes may be ided on as ab- of the old oriental fami authentic and original; We advise our re these biographies; if they take Minutes, ours will take care | The first in our gallery of noted men is el. THE MAN OF THE HOUR. THE MINUTES. Louis Riel, the generalissimo of the Man- itoba Half-breeds is not the ‘‘on’ery cuss” nd the have us | | . On the contrary he comes of stock | only twenty-four hours ago, and is therefore invidions Canada press alwarts of Oneida would ig. nota Minute second to any other work of the ders to carefully it was inthe camp of his martial ancesto! ut the wedge of gold and Babylonish garment were found by an investigation committee, as related in th Old Testament—the first and only instance where a smelling committee actually ‘ got onto the bood After that, the patronymic was changed to A. Chan, which an aristocratic member spelled Khan, ‘The initial was subsequently expanded into “Abdurrahman,” which is Persian for Toughcuss, or as the polite so- ciety in which ‘Tne JtpGE. exclusively cir. culates would say, ‘* An obdarate man. Ihs grandfather was Dost Mohammed, who ruled Afghanistan till hi and whose policy was so. Mugwumy they derisive ke Do’st thou | hammed?’ shortened into simple, De hammed? A, Khan’s uncle, Shear A. Lie artistic antetype of Perkins, was ‘de- sed from the rule of Afghanistan in S79 by the British, and Abdurrahman was set up in his place—since which time he has been amere agent of Great Britain, and has borne | the title of Ameer, of Cabul, his home dis- In the struggle between England and are of Gen. A. Khan has chance for ** the | greatest effort of his life"—to take pay from and favor both sides, and keep his own seat. His success in this ‘da | riding of two horses is doubt coaching by some Cleve The portrait of th ng bar He nd Republican adventurer was taken of art exhibi- isily and weekly papers. As all enterprise is sure of base imitators, there is little doubt that A, Khan will be executed hereafter, A TALE OF A COUNTRY EDITOR. AX uncient vill Withi F The With gh murky pan T covered o'er with wondrous mass Of posters and of bi Dills—black and red— On paper which had once been white, ‘tis said. an outside stair: Dlink room with rafters bare, m which, int Wi d gray, writhed thre ers told of goods which ** They told of firms “reliable” Of groceries and notions ** just received,” And how “that hacking cough can be relieved.” Of festival to com And “if in > £0. An old-time hund.press in one corner stood, And near the stove a pile of we must be sold,” old,” and ¢ reen wood; where a press by lazy ‘prentice kicked 1 rows, from which were slowly picked oftused type by boy with flayen hair; for forms fa stool or two; one chair; the rest there iy no need to tell, (Such outfits oft have served the nation well,) Sycept to say one corner w he de Here blak day with pencil or with peu, Au Hitor bis Mami wlers Wrote intluence was felt in eli alas! be shared the common lot— subscriptions was what all forgot : for when one makes his paper g A man pays, now and then, in truck or wood That day the wind blew chill, The su was deep. As wet wood will not burn, the chills would ercep remote. Ale OF le As time pa And soon wit An Tn furs al column of the boys, wr evils none like this do nt Anoys, step without was heard, ink sti ed door appeared ortably dressed nil goods that keep out cold the best with jolly face and portly form dd said: Though this i nd wife, juite a storm We had to come to town, you know, And * My wife, 1 think today Be just the time to take a little cash And pay the printer for The Weekly Hash.’ totra So very many papers now we tke, To read them thr would keep us both awake Night after night until the clock struck two, then [don't believe we'd read ‘em through, © But Hash, my friend, we can’t keep Louse without, E To his wife who slowly turned about.) She'd watched the ‘prentice © him feed ‘The press with hand-Dills at a wond'rous speed For boys will "shake ‘em up” to show their skill) “Ob, yes." she said, ‘tis good; but pay the bill My! How hot they keep it here. 1 wonder It's How they ever I * Thunder,” The saucy devil said Our Fahrenheit if warm to you, you see 1 kn nl shirt our marks fifty-two, then you do n w how we are clad Boots, panta If stripped of furs, and only cotton sb Like mine thy shoulders and thy waist begirt, Tthink—" ‘The boy bere coughed and said no more, But left the press and vanished through the door, comicbooks.com