Judge — May 9, 1885 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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A DISSAPOINTED BOOK Yesterday afternoon a book agent put in an appearance ata house in the suburbs of Austin which is ¢ illed the Athens of Texa » propricter of the establishment happened | to be busy in the yard reproving, with aclu his that had stolen and eaten the meat. When the man saw the agent, he paused for a minute in his labors on the de pd suid: Just wait until I get through with this dog and then I'll attend to you. One ata time you kno The book agent discovered that he was at the wrong house and passed on refusing to interfere in the family quarrel. [Texas Siftings. ilifornia girl AGENT, | ee ee Piles, fistulas and rupture radically cured. Book of particulars two | letter stamps. World’s Dispensary Medical Association, Buffalo, N.Y. UNRELIABLE Gus De Smith came down yesterday with his chin cut in several places, it looked as if adrunken barber had BARBER A tin avenue YOUNG MEN:-READ THIS. acd thlrey Ga trated pamphlet free. Poysictans and Draggiste Recommend f. BROWN’S | © IRON BITTERS Tale, aticing anickly mi arti Veve ‘cause Deadache, of produce con- om medicines ‘to. ie Mark apd creased red ti nope, TAKE NO OTiibite KNGSDAY ENE Mackaye's Sect drama entitied | whar clse den evil-minded folkses mought Mare a,sa.m to 10m THE JUDGE. been practicing on it. “Merciful heavens, Gus!” exclaimed Gil- hooly, ‘¢ what did you do to that barber who cut your chin that way? You ought to have murdered him, That was the least you could e done for him.” “Tdid nothing of thekind, After he was through shaving, I invited him across the and treated him to a cocktail and a fool.” n't such a fool after all,” re- sponded Gus, “for you see I shave myself.” You may not be a fool, but you associate | with some who are not much’ better,” re- plied Gilhooly, - [Texas Siftings. 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Oh!” and every one looked mad. stranger,” at last piped little Pele even your wimmen has to be de y kin tech their wills,”’—St. Paul Herald. for that air AVOIDING THE APPEAR. Sam Johnsing was up again yester picking the pocket of a gentleman on Galves- ton Avenue. The proof was overwhelming. “What explanation have you to offe asked the judge. I found the pocket-book.” “Tn the gentleman’s pocket, I suppose.” “Yes, sah, ef I had said I found it some- hab said dar was some in spicious about de transaction.””—[Te: as Siftings. quickly trodden out uifered, rivers cannot quench.” «A little fire Which, being Procrastination may rob you of time, but by increased diligence you can make up the loss; but if it rob you of life the loas is ir- remediable. 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