Judge — January 31, 1885 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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CONVERTIBLE TERMS. | Bangor Girls. well as by interior folds and layers, do not ignore the advantages to yourself and society of bathing regularly—say twice a year. Dancing may be worthy of atiention as conducive to health. It has many feetures to recommend it to the cashoeal ob Bat if you indulge in the Terpsichoi oriiood vlidkes suet ee aneenar you will find it best to proceed step by step. pleas | It is the experience of many, who, though passed from sight are still rather dear to memory, that running is safer and healthier than walking, Run for anything rather than the legislature. Many a man’s reck- less political career has led him into the musty aroma of oblivion before he had lived half his days. Cultivate simple tastes a3 often, and spring poetry as seldom as possible. Attention to the former will square best with a ¢ tariff for revenue only,’ and to the latter will insure | your own personal safety. Putty SoprpkuNkIesk1. girl who ean shi the treeze, the right ki No troubk rls ch Warned in Time. | “(T'm afraid you'll find Sudkins is blacker than hi “Oh, well; 5 ly entitled to your opinion, but I’m not inclined to agree with you,” “Why no A cat worth its in gold—the du-cat. A Boom in Christian Charity. a vs areligious We think it isa g to beton; in our experience, never failed to come to time “NEVER bet on Si exch Why not safe thin st, it has every week. Deacon (to minister on a street-corner)— “ Yes, sir, I believe in a practical exhibition of sympathy. When we meet the vice- bound fellow-man, I say reach outa friendly hand and help him up the hill and towards | those lofty summits of manhood where | temptation cannot ass: 1 and—” Drankard (staggering up) —‘ Gimme a 1 mash—lish ’r pipes” ateth the hash without the cesh, and Deacon—‘ Police, police! Mere, arrest | presently findeth himself outside of the lord this low creature!” (‘Turning to minister), | “Excuse me, Mr. Tract, I have an engage- ment with a sick friend, I'll meet you at | prayer-meeting.”” ‘Thus the glorious work of saving our fel- low-man goes on. st eateth findeth himself in- The'traveler in the plainer Net gains—fish. ‘Tue fisherman and the shepherd must be ahard lot. They live by hook and crook. Wi the well meaning young doctor makes his morning call, as usual, and finds the patient dead, it is enough to make him lose confidence in the integrity of his fellow- man, A contemporary thinks it strango that “Gen. Sherman, one of the most popular men in the country, cannot be induced to run for office.” Nothing strange in that. _ Every- body who knows anything about Sherman knows that politics is caviare to the General. b— The Savagery of Blighted Love. For many years I have bestowed My whol Aud | did Sionz sincerely I've watehed the Huron o'er her check When of my love E told her, And vowed th When from he would be Leare I'd fold her, that a I prom Zuni could law ‘kels, “Which will enable Ciah ai less of the nick She was the dearest Chickesae In all the land about there; Tasked her Masmee for her hi Her Pence said * git out there.” Bat £ ould Or by the e¢ T fled, whi nate his boot, ize me, he turned Cheyenne said » more do Utes me.” O Wind thus doomed to bear of? write to her a long farewell Lthen Goshoot my head off ‘The worst fate ever NO COLOR BUT THE NATURAL ONE. Berven of a possum-hunting song Cyarve dat pos m right and left, ber part; Cyarve him C’yarve him twell yer take be bref Cyarve him to de heart —Mashville World. A LITTLE off color—The fa man who leaned agait ted wall.—Hardford Times. paint on the back ta newly decora- Awxwarp idiot—* Your train is quite long, Miss Lucy Miss Lucy—*'It will not long, if you take two feet off it.”— Newman Independent. Youn lady who wants to be an actress: “What roles do you think I would do the best in, papa?” Papa, who has some practical ideas, “Breakfast roles my dear.”—Burling- ton Free Press. ° “Why, Auttr, dear, is that the way to begin your dinner?” asked a mother of her she began with the pie in- and butter. ** Well, Ide- going to eat my dinner ‘up side down, wasn’t 1?"— Wilmington Star. comicbooks.com