Judge — December 13, 1884 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. As Others See Him 0 wad some power U To see ours thers see us! So sang the bard of « He did not know the modern way— He did not know how oft we pray 'o Grecian Mars or Roman Deus To come and take the Had he—that olden bard—had any Conception proper of the many Things he'd see in such a state Hed ne'er hav J the gift which fate Reserves for him whose every trait Is shown as othe it when be Hath ventur th a candidate A Counter Attraction “ Wirtat’s your idea of having udily dressed girls behind your counters?” asked one dry-goods nother “Well, you s the street has been doin and I thong attractio share of the I conldn’t get ton Times, A Discouraging Prospect. “Tsnounp th k you would get tired of this quarrelit id a policeman to acitizen of Abbot street, who rushed out of the house the other day with blood oozing from a cut in his sci “Oh, di quit if my wife would.” “Well, its only a few days more to electio: and then I hope will quit the: you ighed the citizen, “1 hopes! while itis that we are quarreling about Presidential ndidates, we have only come down to Fremont and Buchanan! It will take us at least ten years more to reach Cleveland and Blaine, you needn't wonder that T some- cou —Detroit Free Press. ld share you A Story of Two Boys. A Poor Boy, plainly but cleanly dressed, din sweeping out a when he Va bright new pin shining upon the He paused and picked it up and carefully placed it in the lapel of his coat. “Tf {begin by saving pins,” he said, “T may become a wealthy man. Ilis employer observed him, remarket a to himself: “That pin belongs to the establishment. A boy who will steal a pin, will steal greater things,” and he immediately presented the lad with a discha Another boy, loye however, and arrayed in tailor’s clothes, | in sweeping out another store 0 came upona pin. Instead of however, he exercised nding it into various | slyly deposited it on the | triously pro- Ilis employer enjoyed th from his office, and when the book- er had finished rubbing himself, swear- when he laying it his enuity in sha Then he book-keeper’s stool, ceeded to sweep. scene ing great oaths, the proprietor said, “That boy is full of p tricks.” And he straightway promoted him to be second book-keeper. In five years he owned the concern, MORAL. As the pin is bent the boy is inclined.— Times-Star. | sweep the le Proresson Pretor— Of all forms o) YounG Scamp (to old maid sister) — cruclty, not in wrath aper came that day; cl visited the « And swept te Belva out the way Carl Pre A Hint for Hazen. Piute who is sai heels and cavorted alkali plains of Nevada for more ity summe uestioned in re to the weather of the « oming winte ou see um this winter he be one w two. If he take warm road he be warm as any winter in long time; if he cold road he be worst winter ever you Ile be no like common winter. big hot or big rritorial Enter) Cartas: Zacn, | have kicked up h the see. He Corners Her Again. * JOUNNY, take the broom and go ou in pa “Yes, but them they're ji on our pavement. ves don’t bud oj on the same old Accordin’ to that onght to bud out agin down here where we fall off at.” = ‘ Iurry on out. —Kentucky State Jovrnal. Don’t stand there and sa good way to git out of it.” AGLOLOGY. f nature, trees, alone, fin't you glad you ain't a tree?” Very Seriously Inconve: AN Austin man came to asked him to examine his arm. “When did you sprain it?” * Does it occasion any serious incon- | venience?” | id to. “Well I should say it did. I tried to | over | ttke a drink of whiskey out of a two-gallon demijobn yeste! my mouth.— Texas Siflings. than egard ad: mor take dam | the tariff question with a gen| he be | Kentucky. prise. | “Sugar,” said the Louisianian, much an article of ne meat.” A great deal more so, my tand | responded the Kentuckian, “without sugar pa wh you can’t ms “De Siftings. | fall so % - ~ | “The | It Wasn't a Club. year to remind us that the end of our season —— of life is ever close at hand, and that we, too, “0, ” she said pettishly; “you've just | must soon fall. . come ‘from the club I know.” But that | ‘Well, when they come out agin in the doesn't excuse your coming home at sv spring what is that to remind us o' late hour and’ in such a condition. The “That's to remind us that if we are good club, indeed! ‘There's danger in we, lik 1 bud out new and bright you ‘know that the first murder. 1] mitted in the world Abel was killed by a club.” “You're wron acl that killed Ab —Bcston Courie cause ut in trees | t we ; it was o ‘Yes’, eggs is ri off sallybratin’ the ‘le Washington Hatchet. hun, y disclose their age candidly.” Jay and I couldn't lift up to An Article of Necessity. | A Lovistana gentleman was discussing key toddy.”— Texas nv dear, wrong, it wasn’t C The roosters is all | | nienced. a doctor and tleman from ‘3g as as flour or dear fellow,” ed by a club? only a Cain.” see, mum.” |) comicbooks.com