Judge — December 13, 1884 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. A Castpes cenfectioner has disapeared. Tle will turn up, it, in the Sweee- By-and-Bye.—Ihiladely hia News. irl isa baby small caps all that but when she becomes a young pital. sho requires, lady her headgear requires a larger —Vonkers Statesman. A 875,000 Roches @ seventy-live-cent heiress up that way will be man witha trade dol Journal. eloped with tly some ing off with a ar,—Louiseille Courter: JONES “Tdeclar Timmins, who was lo I pla haven't y as playing billiards. direst the more I play the wors . e played a great deal asked ‘Timmins, quietly. Bo: i Carr. Satter on his last ¥ certain reporter of tied the dog in the Jones treated. — z from Peru uted it toa Brooklyn paper. He yard, Jin the night » Noise than a duzen In the morning the st threw him a piece of meat dosed With poison, remarks There, eat that, [ don’t want any more Peruvian bark in mine."—Lrooklyn Times, brou weary jour Despise Not the Day of Small Things. Little bent pin Pierce's things may help a man to ri casy-chair for tustance. Purgauve Pellets” emall Ul tto take, and the sick-headaches, relieve torpid livers wouders, Being purely v not harsa any one. Ail dew CONSUMPTION CUR D are cure nd do setable they can * | understood by all th: ggtets recommend Brown's wun pure vegetable BROWN’ S vere& Nearalg « LADIES, bent pad. FREE T0 LADIES. —= ONTY, Tot ‘Tuvp was asked in the ballroom why he preferred the reverse waltz, and replied Uhat he thought one good turn deserved another, —Hutehet. IN Washington bicycles are used to de- liver telegraph messages. In less than two weeks bicycles will learn to play marbles by | the way.—Mur/furd Post. A Ma pedili amon them Letler. Tie invention of the drum is asc | the Greeks to the god Bacchus, This is certainly remarkable. A drum is always empty, while Bacchus was always fall. —Phil- adelphia Call. Mx son, do not make a public exhibition of rudeness, as so many young men are | fond of doing. It is a foolish shopkeeper | who places his worst goods in his shop | window,—Boeton Transcript. makes his living in Pittsburg by hot water. He has no customers he married men, ‘Their wives keep in hot water.—San Francisco New: bed by AN agricultural exchange says that a good hog should weigh as many pounds as he is This is a new way of getting at sof the man who occupies two car Burlington Free Press. ALL the mother-in-law jokes are gotten off by unmarried paragraphers. N. 1.—Mar- ried paragraphers will find it to their ad- vantage to cut this out and paste it in a ispicuous place.— Philadelphia Call. A TELEGRAPI company cannot move a man’s house in order to plant a tel pole on the site, but they can send alon; | lawyer who will make you believe th your duty to do it and pay all expens order to help make thisa glorious country.— Detroit Free Press. Wien street now man is knocked down in the nobody scems to ¢: Tt is ' he said something or | other about the clection, and the universal verdict ia, “served him right.” We area nffering people, but there 1s a limit to feven the American.—Los- ain,” exclaimed Charley San- t's Mr. Blank who took the part le inthe play last night; he’s a derson, *t of the d fine actor. Actor indeed,” retorted Lula, acy should judge from his walk and clothes that d not require any extra exertion on his part to act it.”—Brooklyn Times. There Shall be no Alps. When Napoleon talked of invading Italy one of his otlicers said: ** But, sire, remember the Alps.” ‘Tu an ordinary man these would have seemed simply insurmountable, but polvon responded eagerly: ‘* There shall Le no Al nous Simplon pass was md a mountain, stands Jin the w ortune and honor to nany who by ree’s “Golden Medical Discovery” might be healed and so the mountain would disappear, _It is specific for all blood, chronic lung and liver diseases, such as consumption (which is scrofula of the Jungs), pimples, blotches, eruptions, tumors, swellings, fever-sores and kindred complaints, | ACCIDENT INSURANCE AT HALF RATES OP OTHER COMPANIES. BEST IN THE WORLD. WRITE CHAT, B. FEET, President. address Tac & C FOR CIRCULAR. JAMES R. PITCHER, Secretary. Augusta, Maine. A CHRISTMAS GIFT. Miehatay Boe’ KAR BCU, Coniatewed, Coaa, CONSUMPTION. ERIE MEDICAL CO., CUFFALO, N. Yo comicbooks.com