Judge — October 11, 1884 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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A City Boarder. | “T can’t for the life of me We were seated in the park, and the young man, with pointed shoes, a elt hat and freshly turned cuffs, who had asked me for a light which led to the di lis sober manner argued him a free: ** Tcan’t for the life of me,” he said, ‘* under- stand what the papers mean about the hi price of living and the hard times. W you want is to bring your regular expenses down low. As Vanderbilt the people are too extravagant. It’s their regular ex- penses that eat them up. Now, I came here Just six months ago. hired a room to sleep in at $L a week, his rent business is the worst. It is hard for a strict business man to get over that.” “But your provender? ” “That is easy enough; there are so many free lunches in town, "You have only to pay 10 cents for a drink, and at night one can always get a solid meal at a public club house. In this city a man’s food ought to cost nothing. My regular expenses amount up to $2.50 a w and | am always flush, It is the regular expenses that tell. Vander- bilt is right; people are too extravagant.’ John Swinton’s Paper. French Grape Brandy, distilled Extract of Water, Pepper or Smart-Weed, Jamaica , Ginger and C er, as combined in Dr. Pierce's xtract of Smart- Weed, is the best possible remedy for colic, cholera. morbus, diarrhaa, dysentery or } bloody-flux; also, to break up colds, fevers, and infiammatory attacks. 50 cts, Keep : iton hand. Good for man or be: ert EOE Arerie prescription i | OR. WARD fae eng ' pat SuwTz's CREAM BALM CaTARRH Causes no Pain, Gives Relief at on “Thorough Treatni t will Cure. Not a Liq- uid or Snum. Ap- ply into nostrils. it a Trial. Send for etrew. Give Don’t “blame a fly for getting into the sugar bowl, Ho probably thinks the sugar is put upon the table for his es lectation; just as you, gentle sex or tlother, have sometimes earth was made for your sole benefit, and you therefore wanted ‘the whole of it. ton Transcript. “THANK heaven, I've got the gout and | I’m now a blue-blood,” said his wife to Gus. “Gout—blue blood—who’s going to get up and build the fire now and do the chores generally? You just hyper round; walking will cure the gout,” was the unfeeling com- ment of Gus, She “hypered.”—Boston Glebe. | A Catirornta editor recently attempted to telegraph to his friends ina neighboring t be down till Thurs He went dowh on Thurs- | duy and was astonished by the hilarious man- ner in which his friends received him, It} came out that the telegram, when received read: annot come down till Thursday .”"—Boston Globe. | I do not like thee, Dr. Fell, | The reason why, I cannot tell,” It has often been wondered at, the bad odor this oft quoted doctor in, “Ewas probably he, being one of the old-school doc- ude up pills as large asbullets, which nothing but an ostrich could bolt without Hence the dislike. Dr. R. V. ierce’s “Pleasant Purgative Pellets” are sugar-coated ond no larger than bird-shot, and are quick to do their work. For all de- rangements of the liver, bowels and stomach they are specific. MENS AGITAT MOLEM. Wear Depusrareo, Nerv: se of mee ser Sexe ihe, slaps decane JLOsT OR FAILING Manno0o des dew hey Nimmrdate and emancat, Write for sealed cir= ind be so references to press Loe Manager Erie Medical Co., Buffalo, W. . GOLD MEDAL, PARIS, 1878 BAKER'S Breakfast Cocoa. Warranted absolutely puro Cocoa, from which spe excess of Oil bas Leen removed, Ithaa three Himes the strength of Cocoa mixed with Starch, Arrowroot or Sagar, anil la therefore far more eeopom!- cal. nourlelingy strengthening, easily digested, and admirably adapted fr invalids as well as for persons in health. comicbooks.com