Judge — October 11, 1884 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. 15 DR: SCOTT'S ELECTRIC. ‘BELTS, A. E, COX, New York City. ments to Agent Peck & Says TDN UE THI Bt NY. A Missou holes in hi ju He is Tire shutters of summer hotels and the pocketbooks of the departing guests now close with a hollow -— Philadelphia Call. Beiva proper! man has seventeen bullet head, but his brain is not in- 4 juryman.—Beacon. Lockwoop has had no time to ly arrange her back hair since she was nominated. Widow Butler bas no back hair.—Hartford Post. “Yes,” remarked the shopkeepe, begin to believe that there is to b in business, Our creditors are alres the anxious seat.” — Boston Transcript “«] a revival ly on Says the too far-seeing democrat could carry the doubtful states if—; we could lick Blaine out of boots and stockings if— “what if?" “The tariff.” Hartford Post. A yoUNG man “we s if it is proper to dance with a lady when her husband is | present? Certainly, only be particular to notice whut part ‘of the ball-room he is,— Brooklyn Times. “No, my daughter,” said a millionaire manufacturer, “1’d never consent to your marrying a bank cashier. Your lungs are too delicate to stand the rigors of a Canadian winter.”—Philadelphia Herald. Joxres—* But can Smith be trusted? Do | Does he know anything about politic | Brown— Ile is politi That's sufficient. To be politic is to know all there is in politics.”"—Boston Transcript. Ir is announced that Mrs. Belva Lockwood intends e her cabinet made a la pur, ent bias, with seven rows of plaiting down the front, and a jabot of Spanish lace, with ruching of Scotch mull and pink bows around the neck.—Spring- ay Union. A TENNESSEE druggist recently gave a darkey two quarts of whiskey, under the supposition that he had been bitten by a rattlesnake. When he found he had only been stung by a wasp he promptly pumped him out and had him arrested for grand | larceny.— Boston ( A Ciicaco girl undertook to do up a lot of preserves, and in the midst of the excite- ment attending sampling, etc., she accident- ly swallowed one of her garters which fell into a pot of jelly and she choked to death. Another warning to young ladies who are ambitious in this direction, Ladies should always leave their elry in their rooms such circumstances.—Carl Pretzels Weekly. Ata meeting of a religious society in Pater- N. J., a few nights ago, the pastor was called a fool, a hypocrite and a muttonhead, What office he was running for is not stated. Philadelphia Call. ERAL persons ‘ ‘e recently killed in a circus in Russia, We didn’t learn how it happened, but suppose that the clown ac- cidentally fired off a new joke and the people liughed themselves to death at it.— Paris Beacon, OF IMITATIONS, ONLY GENUINE VICHY IS PROM THE SPRINGS OWNED HAUTPRATIVE CRLESTINS, GRANT WoPiraL- BY THE FRENCH GOVERNMENT. PicTeurseve TouRsT ROUTE. Special Trains for Saratoga, Lake George, and Catskill Mountains, WEST Equal in Bpeed and ute R ry ‘comfort all other Routes ‘of elther sex. than anythin © await the wor Augusta, BEHNING FIRST CLASS Grand Square é& Upright PIANOS Warerooms : 3M. 44th St. a 129 i 426th St. Pactory. | PERFECTION MAGIC LANTERNS. Best Quality. Latest Improvements. | Travel around the World in your Chair. Their compact form and ace adapt them for I! Frankli an Lithographic Co, ——STEAM LITROGRAPHIC PRINTERS: — FINE COLOR WORK A SPECIALTY. PHOTO-LITHOC ; Eattmates Carefally Prepared. 324, 326 and 328 Pear! St., —NEW yorK,— Columbia Bicy AND TRICYCLES. Send Scent stamp Rip les Ch), Bae : Mlustrated Catalogue THE POPE MANUFACTURING CO., TO RE HAD OF ALL STARLE WINE MERCHANTS, GROCERS AND DRUGGISTS Acarees, comicbooks.com