Judge — March 29, 1884 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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Havetyess in this life was the aim of ancient philosophy—happiness in the next, of modern. Awful big improvement, isn’t it?—Boston Post. Ir is no longer correct for young ladies to paor mamma. ‘The good old-fashioned ther and mother have actually come in style vain. Occasionally a gleam of sense sh through.—Hartford Post. Tue latest story is that the Adantic ha the first chance at **The Bread Winners” but did not improve it. ‘The Bread Win- ners was not written by Henry James, Julian Hawthorne or W. D. Howells.—Philadel- phia Call. A Pecavtionany Measure. Ly fr, id the czar of Russia to his wife, “will you give orders to have the palace gates loc! ked, and the streets for one mile in every direction cleared of people?” * Cer- tainly,” replied the czarina, “but what are you going todo?” “I want to look out of the window to see what kind of a day it is.” Philadelphia Call. * YouNG man, vou must marry, marty the. bi } you have got to have her unyhow.” — Y. man, don’t do anything so foolish. A hired girl wants six nights out a week, and halfa d on Sunday, besides insisting upon entertain- ing her sisters and her cousins by the dozen in the kitchen. A man wants his wife in the house once in a while, if not oftener.— Norristown Herald. THE JUDGE. S this is leap year, women have the privi- : ze of whistling when they want to stop a NAGE N, NA Ve street car.—Philadelphia Call. ao “co Over the polls in the town hall, Monday, ¥ COLUMBIAN : Ecgrvcacirea!® "Wch't’ BREWERY and MALT HOUSE do it, Bocanto our quota was full.—Marl- eee ‘Tue sheriff of New York, with no rentto 450 W. 26th Street, I s he makes no money boarding per- sons in the Ludlow street jail at $15 a week. BETWEEN SINTH & TENTH AY This will make keepers of 84a week places laugh.—Hartford Post. JAMES FLANAGAN, JOSEPH 0. NA WM. L. FLANAGAN, Wues their queen died, the people of NEW YORK. Madagascar wore no clothes for a period of thirty days, Of all “shows of grief,” this outstrips anything ever witnessed in this country.—Buston Transcript. CRANDALL & CO. $69 THIRD AVE OLDEST Dox’r know as it indicates anything in a man’s favor that he receiv f of any member of the 1 athe Sole Ageat for Tallybossags looks as though his constituents were writ- 2 THIRD AVENUE, wear 7 st, NEW YORK. ing to him to quit making a fool of himself. 4 FULTON STREET, cor, Perrepont, BROOKLYN. x ete for posing a8d_reectve A PHILADELPHIA man who has been writ- j PRILE jo more money right away ing frontier romances for the past ten years — arene has been advised to go to Ohio for his he coined and was yes aerday seen ina railrc looking over maps and inquirin to get there, Philadelphia Call ‘atid abe an up NN NON NN NN NN NN NNN VANDI NN ANN ae be" A CHANCE OF A LIFETIME! woe This Offer HOLDS GOOD UNTIL JUNE 10th ONLY. $40, 00 IN PRESENTS GIVEN AWAY, * oe sed Taree Mentha bir rem mumberey Ar NNRNRRNRAR EARNS, RN NN ait monte pee tent set ee ree tinees eee OLDEN ANGOSY'S Mae Seat THE E"ARSOSY PUBLISHING CO. oi wAcREN ET, NEW YORK. se " FOR ONLe Pirry Onn Ts 1 Dax. W, Hewrrsoros We will enier your amo on our matscriptio, boots and mail THE GOLOEN ARGOSY (eviarly for | thike Se elowing MEALS WE RCRD x PARTIAL UST OF Pa SENTS TO BE GIVEN AWAY ieive ‘take pl ROSY Y * tis Fy! WHAT SUBSCRIBERS SAY. Sina 30a dreu teen oo good this Jeet eats aa neatea re Ses te eae eon | ae Wa NN NN NN ENN NN NNN NS re given absolutely free to our Subscribers. Csi ihanr renter ner tT GATT Wene [es icaalibarenrnane er ooh BT ST SIRS RD IAD ON comicbooks.com