Judge — March 29, 1884 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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By a Pail. A MInwauk entleman was killed on Sunday night by a fall down a pair of stairs, and it is alleged that a wooden pail in the hands of a woman he was visiting struck him on the head, causing the fatal fall. ‘This is important, if true. If true, it shows that the wooden water pail, heretofore considered an innocent kitchen utensil, is a dangerous weapon, and should be branded as such, as is the deadly skillet and ‘the flat-iron. If the wooden water pail has become a danger- s weapon it will stand men in hand, when visiting women up three flights of crooked wooden stairs, to look well to their weapons, and be satisfied that they have no water pails concealed about their persons. The woman under arrest may say she did not know the water pail was loaded, but the result is just the same, the victim has looked into the san- guinary water pail, and has gone to his reward, If the household utensils are to become weapons by which murder may be committed, it will be well to chain up th tin pans, the bread board, the meat platter and the tooth pick. Verily, when the pa: on of anger es f anything that the hand can be laid upon is a Weapon, and the victim wa’ the vicinity mighty quick. water pail” Peck’s Sun. possession of a pers ts to get out of Killed by a is not’ patriotic inscription As a cable system of street cars is soon to be started in London, the people of that city will be interested in knowing that cable cars have made Chicagoans the most active and agile people in the world, and that the instances in which pedestrians are run over becoming daily more. r. Times. ‘Tue detectives of London are exhibiting remarkable skill and energy in ferreting out the dynamite fiends. Only several days have elapsed since the attempt was made to blow up London with Yankee clock works and a copy of the New York Sux, and yet the cable informs us that the police have scized a valise, which has been identified by a hotel keeper. It will probably be hu Herald. Chicago A BRILLIANT NUMBER. The Manhattan FOR APRIL CONTAINS: tof Edwin Booth as a frontlsptece, a masterly By Henry C. Pedder With seven portraits of An Autographical Romance thorn AStory. By Jullan Haw. Literature and Science, Rothenburg, In An Easter Ee: ly Mary F. Bradley El Mahdi to the Tribes of the Roudan, Dean Proctor Hy Matthew Arnold, javarla, Ty Elizabeth F. Evans. IMustrated A Story A Poem. By Edna Recent Tendencies In American Journattens. ey by EV janie, is Cropsey. N.A, By W. IL Forman, trated with portrait : on of Crown Prince By Kate Sa: bem by the By Edgar Fawoett Lathrop, Ella Wheeler, Ht. C. Pauli. ‘and othe Town Tath. 23 cente a number’, A Recent Literatore, almagundl. 83.00 4 year, postage pata THE MANHATTAN MAGAZINE CO., ATEMPLE COURT, NEW YORK CITY THE JUDGE. A Bostos woman has discarded her pet sug and gone to petting her husband, and her set” have gone back on her on account of her plebeian tastes. — Bismarck Tribune. “ Mes livea great deal faster than women,” says a writer. ‘This must be true, because you never sec a woman quite as old asa man born in the same year.—Burlington Free Press. Ir is respectfully Bismarck that ly called to the attention of ‘Tom Ochiltree, who fathers the Lasker resolution, is not only a colonel and a ‘Texas man, but he is also red-headed. —Koston Post. Witt S. ILayes of I a pocm on the flood, desire to know how lives are riably e: Wirrne is that Garfield monument? ‘The only thing tl uals the spontancousness with which this country proposes a monu- ment is the unanimous cordiality with which it isn’t built. Rockland Courier-Journal. ‘Tite lives of all newspaper men are made happy at some time or other by some delight- ful person who likes to warn the company with * Better look out—he'll put your name in the 7 Louisville Courier-Journal. A 'Toroxto bl uisville has written nd there is a strong itis that, while other pst during flood times, poets inva- upe.—Chicago Times cksmith advertised for a “must k as lightning.” an who applied for the situation carelessly picked up a hot horseshoe, and th veksmith hired him at once.—Drake Travelers’ Magazine. ‘Tey had a leap-year party in London the other night, and the cable man thought it worth telegraphing that ‘‘the positions of the men and women were reversed, the ladies selecting their partners, and the men sitting around with large bouquets in their hands, waiting for invitations toa dance.” There just such a party in Lowell a few weeks ice, but no one considered it_impor' enough to cable it to London.—Lowell rier, be as quic A Leap-Year Victim. Now, Charley, my darling, I pray thee Just give me a moment of bliss; I'm going, look kindly upon me, And ive me a dear parting kiss.” * Don't do it, you'll rumple my collar, You'll muss up my hair and mustache,— Vil tell my mamma,—yes I'll holle You horrid girl, don’t be so rash, Oil City Derrick. A Bridegroom Blushes Like a Rose. “ Appools! ay pools!” shouted a score of Il boys on the platform, as the train ved at a country station. What is that they’re calling, George? inquired a young bride of her beardless swain. “Oh, some kind of fruit they grow down here.” “What is it like, George? “Tt’s a kind of berry that grows on bushe: they’re not very good,” he replied, deter- mined not to let her discover that he didn’t know everything. “Won't you get some, George?” “Certainly, my dear.” When George returned to the car it was hard to tell which the redder—his face or the rosy apples he had in his hand.—Chi- cago Sun. 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