Judge — March 29, 1884 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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A vistton who was put in the “spare room,” one night recently when the temper- ature was lingering near zero, avoided a fatal cold by shunning the bed and sleeping on the marble-top bureau.— Norristown Herald. ‘AT HOME” dres: solored satan princes are not so dressed, hired girls may declare them not at home, without prejudice to their consciences.— Burlington Free Press. re made of pale- style. When ladies Tue following question is to be wrestled with by a country debating society at its next session: If the Mormon who has eight wives burics one of them, how much of a widower does he become, if any?—Philadel- phia Chronicle- Herald. New York editors get themselves inter- viewed by reporters of other papers and then re Feprodiice the interview. But at adog fight ew York editor has to stand on his tip- toed to a8 anything just the same as com- mon no-account folks.—Philadelphia Call. “Hiram Jacons, the oldest citizen of Sturgis, Mich., had the novel experience of being buried, a few days ago, in a coffin made of wood from a walnut tree of his own plant- ing.” Just how he enjoyed “the novel ex- perience” the item does not state.—Hartford Post. Ir cast a gloom over an entire ‘Texas com- munity when the son of a Texas legislator, who had just returned with his father from walked up to the grab bag and prize cake table and asked that the game be explained to him before he bought his chips.—Tezas Siftings. “No,” said Fitskins, ‘I don’t think I shall ever try to join the masons. It’s too dangerous.” “Dangerous! How?” “Oh, you see we hear of so many murders in the first, second aud third degrees, that I | don’t dare try it.”—Marathon Independent. 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