Judge — January 23, 1884 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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Sn ess Wee THE JUDGE. Millon has been + Mr. M. suddenly remembers that in one of the pockets of that particular coat there isa | uted note that he wouldu't have Mrs, M. lay hands on fora million, certain little violet them a nice note, sayin’ that—er, owing to the temporary absence from his gin platform of Jerry, the bar-keeper for Murphy and yh, on the corner, the evening befor ‘ mean contrelemps, (good French, you know) you had helped yourself ly to his tizzlers on the back shelf—or something of that sort. See? And the ver,” said Rochefort, firmly, fulling on his knees, Never will T say Fdrank o} the intoxical up, een though lug,” ‘said Bismark, imme. diately before removing from his mouth a IW black pocket pistol he drew from under the mattress. “Well, old) man, we must fix up somehow. ‘Take a sip o” this. FE tract. Do you good, Lemma smarek, what did you say that quid in the bottle was, Freneh- er what? “Why, old feather head. Do you want to nurse the baby again? French extract. Very good for chilblains and shattered con- stitutions. Take a snifter. It'll steady your nerves, . “Snifte pjaculated Rochefort, re- proachfully, after recovering from a severe fit of cou incidental toa liberal dose of extract." Wasser use ¢ such guage when you can jessus well indulge in— hee haw hium—this fresh ‘stract kinder strong, aint um "Il get us . hy, after awhile. Now, lemme i . “* Mes « mand em, Cit We, the undersigned—no, hang it. 1 reall next week to collect—no that aint! it, either, ay, Bismuk, whose dorg’s this ‘ere? I nes my pantsh up. t out, don’t bother me. at’s all right. He's only fooling with you. Don’t ver mind him. Lemr : “French ‘shack—very fine. Got, any ‘ , Coriolanus. I'll join you I finish this note, Listen ming” about having toga around with torn pockets.” Mrs. M. ix supposed to be going quietly rough his coat po | broker’ kets to make necessary repairs, when Messrs, Crowes axp Extent Tt is with deep sorrow and shame that T pelled the know ng or L wou How the devil did you | Believe me. Mfc y bis + old poy. Haw's that?” shouted rof this touching letter of repent- “TP think that will feteh then Sut Rochefort was deaf to all earthly sounds, lovingly ete fete with the bull dog on the floor, Fortunately for the health of Rochefort and his festive friend the dog was urged by the pangs of hunger tor midn lunch off the letter, and Bismark, on awakening, was persuaded he had sent it on its conciliatory mission the night previous. In the meantime, Rochefort’s mother had settled matters with the firm, and he was allowed to resume his duties on the morrow with the cantion ‘not lo it ag PAUL GELID, | .. to whose pen ‘Tite Jepee has been from time to time indebted for some | est quips and jests, we have re volum the well known ** Birch Bark Poems.” ‘These quaint little volumes, about two inches square, are printed on the inner From Chas, F, Lummis, of Chillicothe, | | | bark of the birch tre wonderfully deli- cate substance, which is gathered by Mr. Lummis himself, by whom all the work, | mechanical as well as literary, is performed. The novelty and “taking” appearance of | the tiny volumes may at first draw attention | from their contents; but the poems them- selves full of brightn nd faney, and as pretty and delicate in their dainty fabric on which they are printed. “You don’t scem to be dancing any this winter,” remarked young Le Dude to his friend Slim. Ob, but you're mistaken, you know. I go to threo balls every week.” | “Indeed! “And where?” ‘At the pawn- Lawyers’ * Briefs” IN WRIEP, With a Bricf Judicial Opinion, Jolin Doe, Richard Roe, Richard Roe. } Jolin Doe. § matstiny's mune, | prrespast's mney, The facts of thee | The assertion is fully Vin favor of the | borne out and sustained . as testitied un. | by the facts that the de: intift and | fe pul his withiesses his witn nthe trial. told “thetruth, the whole The de and his | truthand nothing but witne unmi truth” ont ted Tiars and uni that the pla perjurers w x, on the contra ry proved the selv Fath, to ty wholly unworthy of be Wt Lat (aad last), Point Vat (aul last) The preponderance of | The authorities, with: law is clearly in faver of | out exceptio: the plaintiff, whe s uld defe and the com: have judgment for the plint. should be d full a alwith mi with cests a interest, 64 and diss dish jo the Dursements pextne | fendant, also an extra allowance 1 respectively Isaae Scroocr Jace brine Ay (Approved), (Countersi A. Band ¢ xis of Counsel of Counsel. Uswitttes Oristos or Count (sas a Jury). We verily believe that both plai 1 defend, ant have deliberately lied throughout, and that ni” for the truth is clearly observa in the testimony of disiu inorder to encourage lit machinery oiled and in view of all these facts, tu defendant for six cents, w disbursements to be divic agreed between them All concur. Commestaton’s > cori defendant s bravely on.” Mrs. Squizzle on Greed. FINDING it » to try and talk Sally Mari into buyin place and settling in Gobbletown, I gave in, and concluded, after replenishing our wardrobe, to sail for E 1 e never liked the idee of the voyage, but she’s sot on it, particlarly now that the papers are so full of tl ngs and doings of * American girls abroad. Well, we had just returned from a shop- | ping expedition, arms full of bundles, and messengers following at our heels with hat- boxes and packages, when the doctor was nounced. T thought it was rather rude of him when Thad that morning sent him word that Sally we shouldn®: nger. He bowed very purlite, and took a chair as soon as I cleared it of bundl you didn’t get my message,” I did,” sez he, ‘‘and that’s what brought me around. I expect to sail for comicbooks.com