Judge — January 23, 1884 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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tho rayciascs of a dhirty pocket handker-|_ chief, ‘she tuk out foive coppers, that she countid over twice before she wud pairt wid em. “Oh, hurry oop!” sez I.“ I’ve no toime to be a boddering wid the Toikes of ¥ all day.” “Moind yer bizniss, if ye hev any,” sez and’ lit me off at. ‘Thurty:sicond strate, widout fale, Thadn’t time to reploy proparely to the ould varmint, fur me. presince was that in- stant requoired wid some pxtssengairs at the back ind of the ea Whin we raiched ‘Thirty-second shtrate the ould woman had gone clean out o” my hed intirely, and my attintion was given to the pecooliar appairance of a young faymale | that hed just tumbled down’ the shteps of the Doime Savin Whoile T shtud at the soight wid me back to the cair suddenly thare shmote me Ing a sound that made me bhlood turran could. Somebuddy had rung up a fair [turned quick enuff, and thare | shtood the ould shpalpeen wid her hand on | the sthrap a pullin’ away fur dear loife. ! fwhat are yer doin’?" sez 1. ” sez she winty-five eint 2 she. up foive faires on me,” ‘Til ring your neck nist,” sez she, © Whist, i is; bul he doesu't wish me to recignoise him on the sthreet.” zdoant lee moot! thiveur’ Tloeld - — - - ~ == moind yer bizness an’ lit me off at 4 “Bekaze I can’t be shtoppin’ the eair Well, bless my chin-whiskers. — Wot’s sicond Strate, and fhwy didn’t yez on ° sex de up, Rochy, my boy?” By this’ toime ele shtud on thé laakt | . 4°" n't,” sez she, ‘and [I~ In feeble tones Rochefort informed him of shtep of the eair an’ to ring the bell | tke yer numbe F the dis events of the day. and let her off; but the loss of the foive |“! sez I. “Take it to the divil if “+ Well, ina bung-hole and ram fares rankled in'me brist and T thursted fur | ¥¢ Want to,and now shtep loivly agin, or me tis ub you aint a remarked rev Beacueato: offer L kept ie.oves| Ll carr Bismarck, . Didn't yeu know insoide the cair the rist of the day, but the Wid that she depairted, but by all the any better than to show off your’ points in shtrain on me narves hez nearly put an ind | howly saints, T belave if she'd had a pistol public like that to me inthirely. . | si about her puron, she'd ashot me * But did you 1 tell to interpolate 0 yrace the furst opphort : was that mad. va ative remarks into my conver- ee aes ihe fn iH pera [N Whin the Amerikin wimin get sat strated Rochefort, nervously aldherman, abont ine | Mad they niver do what they threaten, wipi tacles on the counterpane, it. shell bea | XParience proves that the fiereer th © Recommend thunder’n lightnin, to teteh ang | at takin’ your number, the less loikely they | turned his friend, vigorously kickin ir, under any cir- | #e to report the sau mainder of the publication down the dc imiver.| | —_ throat, + Tdidu’t tell you to talk seh —Direckly IT saw fwhat a] The Metamorphosis of Rochefort rl you knew, » day it was I knowed there be throuble, Green. people to the perforn for tho ladies; bad. cess. to afther two hates at’s the matter with my Roe for digna days confoinment, wud be out in full force, aKaiw ‘ manded Rochefort, indignant] HANGES. from tl press Its a haird day for the condhucther whin a the eairs do be filled wid the furs and the CHANGE velvets an’ the laices. Its the wimmin wid the foine clothes that take ad of the crowd, and chate wid the fares whiniver they git a chance, and they won't move oop—and they're mad as marich hares if they’re towld to shtep loivley. Rocnerort thought himself exceedingly lucky in escaping the meshes of the kuw slipping a five into his stern guardian’s | have introduced hand while being escorted to the lock-up; | remarks; but there, my be | and the ras reevived with the modesty | your opportunity when youl want to, low i | so becoming in those in as that, 1 think you are gol On wan of me iin’ thrips down, two | pI wimmin’, as foine as paycocks, wid all their Ilis worthy captor advised him to skip faythers a rustlin’, got into the cair. : | the town and start life anew in some far ¥ : chefort, “I wont dare “Shtep loivl I. in_mi accustomed | western locality. This Rochefort promised : . [think I'll take the perlite tone, and I tuk howld of the arrum | to do, but before packing his trunk he be- evening train for Manitoba, You know I’ve of wan to help her. She shuk hersilf fray | thought himself of his wicked, though wise | sacrificed my positior frum me and glared at, me loike a she | friend, and resolved to ascertain the reason Yes, I guess you've lost your job. But divil, When we d ‘Twenty-fourth | for such an unlooked for result of following | le There must be some way out of ahirto sho shuk her twilve butten ‘glove at | good advice. * the difficulty. Ob! T have it.” but I tuk no notiss whativer of the |” He found his guide in his 6x9 on the top | ‘How, oh how?” pleaded Rochefort, motion, floor of his boarding house, calmly engaged | clasping his hands, he cair was behoind toime, and I wasn't | on asegar and an old copy of the Suxday-| “There, my boy. Don’t hammer your a goin’ to shtop it thare, anyhow. Iknowed | school Advocate. He sneaked in without | fins together that way, and look like « dog there'd be alot to get off at ‘Twinty-third | knocking, softly shut the door, and sank | catcher’s wife at . "Now listen, shtrate, and what. difference does wan block | wearily on the cover of the shoe-blacking | It would never do for you to go down to the make to a woman? cabinet that stood conveniently near. store just now and sce “em yourself, 'They’d Whin she got to the platform, begorra, | His friend regarded him with astonish- find you out, wouldn’t the; she wint far me. Her black pped | ment and even permitted his pet bull-dog Rochefort admitted the possibility of such loike coals, an’, sez she, “* Fwhy didn’t you | to chew off a half page of magazine without an event happening. shtop at Twinty-fourth shtrate?” | remonstrance. | “Well, what you want to do is to write | comicbooks.com