Judge — December 22, 1883 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. Wie T told HMeractitus, a few days that Thad more trouble then any ordi “ht to be called upon to en “Well, von’re not an or ry human be- ing at all. On the ¢ rary, you're aboat the mest extracordinary one [ve ever fh the ples sinted with, This re k to be trem and under the eireun es both wufeeli and t sarea whe anything else, [should be in my ‘The primeval cause of all mya Dinah. Richt in the midst of my preperstions for Christma q elabora' iece of on idery, she, of ill other people in the house, must go and get sick. On Saturday morning she was taken so suddenly and siolontly ill that PE had to tell «t, thong 1 only knew without her, and scene he dis the doctor, who, antly informed After the Speakership contest, the glorious “Sunset” of Cox. » nor acinthury ago f vou, th’ very minnit tl his hayroes at Bunk k it into their hh tl cll-known 8 in fly for thimselves and to th’ d—1 widh th American joggratfy an’ histhory people uk thim there. But the b nan’ our torpaydos, ins An’ whoever invinted polities th’ first day | us that she he “eluding te navy of jolly boats an’ our | disarves th’ execrashun of mankind, for from When b i r p iver eud put his | kept hapes, will do th’ hand on 5 politishun—ayther Dinah tall patience rem iv they iver at tocome | sinatho! tin, or other him it would look better fer anny ways nearer to us than th’ banks politi _sthripe or + Poor Penclo in wa while: that 7 wWfoundland, an’ be me sowl, in the face | cullur, dimmyerat rapub- “L know I and there of our new invinshun and our other ang or annything else, An’ may th’ ould | wasn’t a servant guns,” [don’t think tl 1 ly away widl’ ‘em, body an” bone i to attempt anny sich } : » prayer of yours throoly, fur if they did, d left to tell what be —= an’ th’ sharks an’ say-sarpent an’ th’ ot Tue Spirit of the Times is issuing a very blud-thursty gurillos who parade the oshun handsome Christmas number, which con- in sarch of plundher, wud have a faste, an’, tains, besides a story by Wilkic Collins, arti- lashins and lavins for many a cles from the pens Wid. to cum, an’ wouldn't be mue Florence, Lawrence IB Apart about sarching for a brekfast or supper from these special . the pros I liked his impudene ’round Coney Island, or any other sich place | leads us to look for a varied and interesting | whare th’ boys an’ girls go’ badher number. thimsely ring hate of July) | —— an’ August; although, ‘pon mesowl, ‘twould | SERGEANT Masox, who discharged his be no harm at all if sum of these same | Muskct at a prisoner whom he had been d sharks an’ say-sarpents made a g » tailed to guard, has been pardoned by Presi- mail of our New York politishu ine dent Arthur. After all, why not day afore elecshun, so that we could fill army is so small that it is sear their vacant places widh honest min like While maintaining discipline in it oye ould very well afford to dispense, OLP Coxexpuea: When is a door more with the sarvices of a grate many big politi- | than a‘ . cal guns who wor only very small pocket. | gpplivations When is a Speaker less than a pistols widh blank cartr re the inni- | * hree of them, cent an’ diludhed an’ plundhered people tuk Her Atos res thim on their shoulders an’ hoisted th’ var- | The People’s TI mints into place an’ power; an’ like th’ heart.” If or wran an’ the sigle long ’go, lo an’ behowld ! strikes the liver. THE OC ALL AGHAN. © preparations to go out, but 1 yw hefore he departed, ait three or four women ook something were good couldn't better. or four women, indecd! I told him Calling me a woman, s if I were no better than the servants them- ves! heard me though, for he banged out of the house, leaving me without one word of comfort in a state of helplessness that was absolutely distracting Oh, how I w ‘e aman and could do as II q 1. Simply button up my overcoat, put ona hat and go forth among other men, thus shirking all the responsibilities of life. But no, 1 was ¢ woman, and ‘Women must work, and women must weep,” only T reversed the ustal method of procedure, and did the weeping which was played at | first. atre, is said to “touch the | — After I had a good ery, I felt better and has no heart to touch, it | descended to the kitchen, and called the | laundress and waitress to assist. comicbooks.com