Judge — August 18, 1883 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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He does not quite own Union Square—but he feels Sprpers of exagg: silver, are favorite designs in. breastpins. —Fashion Note. Woman’s peculiar; don’t deride her If she affects a silver spider, Though at the real bug she trembles— The which the silver so res The precious metals cast a glamour, "re sanctified by elites at veal might laugh, Yet worshipped they the g So women once would run From spiders, till they Men’s nerves are shattered by hard cider; Women’s are shattered by a'spide naman who dr ut a silver tankard, And I have seen a girl who tied her Fichu together with a spider. Thus Nature finds thee a new use, oh Spider of the wedding trouss », and made of | ismith’s hammer; Tie Sanitary Inspectors last week se some 2,500 pounds of di in connection with the duced board at adjacent summer resorts, this item causes us to pause and ponder: advertisements ot re. Suspension Brive Democratic paper. we take from the W uilson : isto have a weekly Surely this item, Which | _ And had rather keep dry and warm, r white hearts climbing into their cheeks, + worde—| “weekly, paper, position before, ——— THE JUDGE. Dick Doone. He's livin’ yet; his kind don't die Till the devil thins out stock— And I reckon he kinder rides them by Asa comfort to the flock. But it’s safe to copper Ais chance for grace When he stacks his checks and quits, alin’ for him and bis tribe's a case That nothin’ like square work tits A He'll die with his boots on, sure; it ‘pears Such men is sudden to Don't get much time to w their cars | When they hear the trumpet blow; And they'll plant him shaller, without much tears Or bluffin’ with Seriptur tex By fuveral sharps with black macheers And white cinch round their necks | 1 saw him frst on the Stanislaus, In the fall of fifty-nis And it gives me a grizzly’s temper now That Tt this style so fine F his face was winnin’ and free from doubt, Though his lips war thin and dr | And his smile was a snowbelt glintin’ out | From a bronco mustang’s eye. Twas down on the San ‘That the water rv ‘That 4 stove was about the A tire was game to dry. We all piled On the hill | And settled ¢ While waitin’ for t maquin, that spritig Dick Doone was th Had a gal all sm | What women and dogs will stand from us Is the singlarest thing I know For when Dick drank he was pizen mean And as cro: en snake But she took everyth Till noth rand his wife; the cuss ad glow; asad fair and clean left to take. | Her voice was as sweet as the mountain breeze, And her face like the bloomin’ spring, With its grand green layout under the trees When the birds chip in and sing Her hair was the color of new ripe wheat, felt when you seen her blush, vod man feels with throes to beat, Wien he sees he drawed a tush If she happened round whi We shuffled ur talk was loud, whi that whole crowd ‘That didn't respect her style Dick owned her, sartin, but all the sume She was flery as she was sweet; And when he put her up in that game Her heart was the trump that beat dia stack of gold, pile | Jose had as not showed, | Piled over to see the fun, But they hudn’t none of then Till they shied back, one long arrove one, And © efor blood, you see, bells might strike, picioned 1 begin to be niliar-like And some who had herded that stove for weeks Witt by the storm, | But most of th While t boys stayed by their chairs rain outside poured strong, | Lonly took her to bet her With a dozen And it got so still that the gal upstairs Could be heard in s flood of song. The cards run rough. With a three-king pull To sevens, Dick played to win; But Jose lifted a pat ace full And gathered the last check in ‘The y both sprung up Go up to my room; she’s there I thought I could win with the sorrel fool, But I lost her, fair and sq) ays Dick, quite cool, DF worse—"* The ornery ho But Jie suddenly made bit «eyed Chinaman If as scarce quite unbealthy, quick, what was done, And his only show for another trick sharp « ‘ote run dy weapons began to climb in’ his footsteps light The thing was sudden; ‘twas like a dream; Hl ud an oath and a woman's scream, Tt passed 100 soon for Till w Two shots and a heavy fall | We found Jose in the Happy Ls And, lyin’ a little apart, Was the gal with a pistol in ber band And a bullet throu heart They Didn't Elope in an Omnibus. DIALOGER. IN A ANK + got the Pi responded the I * but th What! sides the ¢ No, sir,” retorted the President; ** way with my daughter!” n clopement.* by Cupid!” murn way with tis not the worst of it. fulsns in falsus in omnibus. “6 Omnibus be smashed!” r dent; ** Omnibus, indeed! sir, ars. Darn ‘em, they jumped on the cars. Only a blam omnibus, anyhow. Post-Express naively Wilkins, agent of the Tue Roche: “Joseph HL. York Cent nd Mi Erie yards, Buffalo, is a He cannot be found.” he could. TH as a first-class maritime power is be has very little navy to-back-her. Mr. Sson-pepe drove out in his hat,” says our f | Means something like the above comicbooks.com ident of the — Bank. ident, with a he take convertible bonds be- Ant red the reporter (a Harvard | graduate) thoughtfully, ared the Pre d fool would elope in an n Central at the r for 85,000, singular if ason this nation cannot expectorate use it hion contemporary, We judge it