Judge — August 18, 1883 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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first call on Anibetla through the ian’s height had r sereeched, leafs And that bi | | his p weful lair, In terror the air— tried and stou || (They had followed King | a fearful bout) || Each man could drin | At Chie: on Bisonville. ‘Trum; mbrinus bold Paladin of old— For the fountains of free | welcoming shout; | | Then from fifty th up the And down fifty thou “A STORY Tie: position of theehairs, as found after Maniimp—They are now one The Szngerfest. - | And the bison chewed his end in peace ashe, } left his peaceful lair; | Butere that sun, in stately conrse, merid- is | ‘The air was rent-asunder—fifty locomotives || And the zephyr that came perfumed from out those steaming cars | Was of stale Limburger hinches and cabbage- ni, when hesnulfed it, ashe left, affrighted, with his caudal in | Full fifty thousand Dutchmen mbrinus in many ro or Milwaukee, so they blare, and banners wa Strides his gay and festive beer-keg, like a veterans bold and stout, And the festive sons of Deutehland echo the and thirsty throats go nswering cheers, nd gullets gl dred thousand beers. THE JUDGE. TOLD BY No. 2. George becomes a regular caller, The chairs are | found nearer, CHAIRS. The pos ularly engagi Been married sometime. gara poured hex waters full twenty miles away, And above the foaming cataract arose the misty spray But the mist that rose o’er Bisonville, and mounted to the sky, Was from half-a-million ** schupe: tossed their foam on high: And the thunders of that cata the waters r Were outrivaled by the thunders as that foaming lager poured. Then rose the cry of ur-kraut,”” and for * Sweitzer ka they called, For * pretzels” and ‘* Limburger” each jolly hero bawled And loud above the goblets clashes the waving banners the fierce bo- at flashed. as they 1, as down od, attle’s din the crystal ling waters the wearied bison laves; That whilom portly burgher now walks his sanded floor, But the fountains of free lager no more their liquid p No more on lets ri And the sling arm ina And those festive sons of Momus have de- parted as they came, ’Mid bands and waving banners, and ‘mid the torches’ flame But the zephyr from Lake ed from afar With the perfume of Limburg bage-leaf segar! BISON. ars stive tables the chrystal gob- of free lager wears his right ing; Erie comes freight- lover a rand the cab- | p (Perhaps his mother-in-law was on a vist) Rev, ANNA Ouver says: ** Many men have been rnined who began li tion by dancing in their mothe ‘Too true. We can recall a case in point that occurred only a year ago. A promising young man—mu better at promising than per- forming—while dancing in his mother’s lor tripped over a young lady’s train, struck Lis head againel © 1 of the piano and his’ skull. now a simmering 1 the physicians say his reason. is permanently dethroned. ‘The probabilities are that if the foung n had commenced his dancing in. largo ball, to the music of an inspiring orchestra, instead of stumbling n and rnining himself, he would now be a useful member of society, weighing codfish in a corner ¢ 'y, or clerkitig ot canal boat. Iv is reported that Mr. Gould and Mr. Eckert have had a falli nd that the latter has been dubby eand ue by the great sto obviously could not return the compliment, for it is notorious that Jay Gould is nobe fool. Still, he might have returned it ‘in part. Tue Chi many Kentu and more edu ‘The Inter-Ocean man must have been in luck during his last visit to the Blae ass State. Fancy being treated toa moral ky instead of a sample of ate industry. 0 Inter-Ocean 2 ‘A great ians would like leas whisky the principal $ A FELLOW whose car was bitten off by a remarked that it was a mighty hoggish action. comicbooks.co