Judge — May 26, 1883 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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THE BRIDGE. NOT BY If, W. LONOFRLLOW 1 stoop on the Brid; While Hewitt 54 Cast by the Brooklyn tower, And meaningless as the waters Mn piers, Did the speaker's flowing periods Strike on my deadened ears For the crowd was hot And kept swayin, here and he And while Hewitt discoursed his tin They obviously wanted beer. luoked very Anil the cities twa And, like toy boats dressed in ti ‘The ships in the harbor hay And Ethought how E, from the city Must look like a gnat or mi¢ Should the city’s eyes behold mn High perc Of carecncumbered men, Fach bearing his burde Would er was calm and placid, the breeze came fresh And ‘twas only the erowdin lod me. That incomn But the wind on My straw hat sailed away het, falling into the bay Like | And Then deeply, oh how deeply. Did Lmourn that the el Was bearing away my he ‘To the ocean wild and wi } And L saw the city’s hat stores | Gleam th } And a feel That my soul could not resist A naked, an undentressed fecling That was not akin te pain Like the throe of the guest of « Pull When his pants are nipped from the train But Hewitt at ler The crowd thin ne by And the Bn And the work the day was But my hat with the sky-Dlue rib! In the wate Like the tirt i In the Br th appear + grand career THe tation cure for bi horse, folks bit ism pi ghost js: ** We'll meet with porte nd bananas three-for-a-din nts te d bite hor it—he isn’t worth curing with embroidery made tom onable. Anythin; ¢ that morning ke for an hour, And the sun was dodging the shadows restless, on the Brooklyn Bridge And Ethought how many thousands sorrow s where I stood right then I free 4 of others iden freshened, | ious to al f the said mischances onto Globe goes into along d -days, t after Ju. v that hipp invites Brutus toa banquet of horse- now, in the nineteenth centur: k down to be let A PASHION item tells us that line! atch will be fa sure to become A OSTUDY And as the ¢ Its notes so pure and ¢ The man of m: missin n rolls 1 peals ar, meals Makes salvage of the beer THE RETORT COURTEOUS. \ Fovntit-Avenue car is bound up town, \ young lady of the true domestic orde nel with decidedly Milesian features, is anx= ight. “She vainly signals to the nductor. He, though a compatriot, wear- ing the whole map of Ireland on his f ungallantly fails to perceive her. He. is exch urtesies of the with a truck tof him. Finally, in desperation, the Milesian young lady seizes a rope and jerks savagely at it. A bell is A. It produces no effes upon the driver, continues una ductor, hi I, not to say gal- vanic. Ie springs into activity with the alacrity of a umeon which a jug of c thrown. He ad- vances into the car.“ Which of vez pulled that bell?” he asks savagely. ‘* Well, then I did, if ye want to know,” responds th damsel, “and why don’t ye stop the ky- ‘The conductor takes no notice of the tion, but merely remarks: “Ye have ar to give me foive cents,” and holds out his hand for the same. The damsel goes to her pocket instinctively, and in another moment the coin would have gone the way of so many nickels into the conductor’s pocket, but her presence of mind returns, ‘ What should 1 give ve foive cents for, whin I ped me fare?” “+ Bek 1 rung upa fare on me, and [ll have to pay it.” Sarve ve right then; it'll Ito yer bi another time.” out now and be quick about it,” said the the bell a sharp jerk, what I w on the con- it to do,” and so they the two blocks which she } ond her destination during the Itereation, and he to study out some com- bination by which to beat the indicator five cents’ worth, They parted in anger, perhaps never to meet again, Sad, is it not? SomEnopy who has no respect for wise saws and modern early Thee iy men—if they ¢ tongu be universally appre EARLY RISING. raz id leave his bed at stroke who the othe Tbe already dressed at tw He who would never be outdo tld rise before the clock stril Hid never go to bed at all of thisargume can only hh their he having been outa Hy ti aft i who would most thriving be of three; would outdo kes one; he who would thrive best of all nt toagreat t its sequence id off their night—will “A Cunistivs writes a whole pamphlet in enc is the hardest cr suggests one or two solut Br best 1 ocean ferry in the equinoy. that “ACh these Christians don’ ri x to solve the quest f way ona muddy day So is a race if the je and you don't know it, girl if she is cross with you in. that forty-eight — ps should never hav ns. But then know would big book. port B ARPORT, by fire. age step to the sidewalk should have made 1 bh AUTIFUL Spring. That of ion, ‘What The Jevce Down-town pamphlet © hit on one what) some fill a great pisyivania, hus been laid low If there be anything ina name, Tar- Jaze. a girl from a muddy day. on the pur comicbooks.com