Judge — May 19, 1883 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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THE VEREKERS AT AN AUCTION. Mus. Vereker took her husband auction sale a few days ago. Poor V along like ep led to the \ (ran them up price that the marrow froze tn Fin e concluded that aldn’t wait, she really wanter down on the list authorizing him to run the bid- ne dollar thirty-five a yard, and | departure,“ she re was only one article ae sand it was low She instrueted Vereker t purehase it ding upt she took hei pea in the sas put Vereker, who had for: husband, and had 4 } 1 said Vere came from his spou husband, + A de the wife, determined te seemed to have but one op| thirty-five! said Mr. Vi minedly. ** A dolhirand a_ hal i the tely. Mr. Vereker now became had been passed, and the ed down to) Mrs, Vereker. if you ple E n Mr 1a qnarte linch the bargain, ment, 6X deter- ts his limi silent, raarpet was knoe = What name tioneer, amd w und stepped up quite a little et tickled to death hetween the worthy « cr declares she will never take her husband to and he, thou an auction hot j was to blame nutter, he wont, We are informed that Homer was a beg- hool boys think ian public he ed enough to buy wri- —not much je und several thousand tif thy would ting ma had been the Gr iT the coldest’ March and that, Eseuasn has had hnown there int . in spite of the e on both sides of t warm for her. Trent: was ay Who contracted dis By anticipating med Mary onary; ‘The advent of spring, the eli She one where don't vary Ar the next meeting of the L ation a number of new de nbmitted by members. ‘Tie that the Society must contain se ing women lies’ Art We read of an actress disappearin ont her trunks. Most of th a-days would disappear if it wa padding, which up to their trunk: tres © Witat does a man have to dude to be- | sucee: inquires the Oil sr. What does he have to dude? andy dah, to be sure. A vig would seem the best subject for I students to experiment on, as he could be killed first and cured afterwards, — | | asked the cause A PICTURE OF SURIECTION. MMlustrating the Power of Mind over Matter, MRS. DAVIS’ LITTLE JOKE. Davin Davis and his bride, while on their wedding tour, visited a ‘Tom ‘Thumb enter- tainment. Mrs, Davis suddenly turned her to her hush: tapped him with her nid I rily. When the latter of her mirth deary, it was such a funny iv to your own ownest, my lovey.” * i know, my old precious,” whispered the bride, und vainly trying tosupp: ** do you kno Jd darling, just thinking—O, it is sofunny!—I was just thinking that if you were cut up with a cross eut saw vou'd make nearly a dozen ‘Tom and she laughed again, while the looked serious, and mentally P ation tha blue lead pencil and a Ty to he an entire Paragraphers tion. fan ql nik of ssocia- enate has passed to its third r bill to prevent one person treating another. “Experience shows that the most effectual bill to prevent treatin a one dollar bill, especially if it be the in the owner's pos iate prospect of 0 that case, he will almost invariably treat himself and let his friends wait till Satur- day. TROUBLES OF SURFACE TRAVEL. SEENE, a Very crowdes Third avenue. Enter we laundry basket. nd but’ seant standin, The car rolls treet cal ) Trish T ing up . carrying is no seat for room for the the Irishman ently the ear stops. ‘Two fat ladies : the Irish- basket, looks 2 Dy The Irishman looks hopeful, and an elderly gentleman ¢ nid the Trishinat looks belligerent, La section of a young into ph Irishman Ic Many blocks are now off, stops again ly, thy having stopped only for the mirpose of addi the Irishman pondent bass: aps ina * Mother av got any homes at all, at all 2” He got a seat at the next block Gey. WoLsecry is to attend the corona- tion ceremonies in Russia as one of the rep- resentatives of the British government. Brave man! Ever for in the ranks of er, and facing En) A New Disu.—Pat usually spelled * Patti, la Nicolini. It is and costs about | $5,000 a portion, comicbooks.com