Judge — May 19, 1883 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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= THE JUDGE. The country youth, after twelce months? returns to lis votive heath, Observe the wi cite in the basins of the male and female p Mely-difierent emotions which his » the population, tions LADIES AS DRUG CLERKS. “The directions Why, it | may come to th P young men will to the drug store each morning ¢ for quin- pills inst saloon for Then think of the crabbed will have t ladies are studying to fit them- he position of drug clerks, That formal announcement; but, gen- se and ponder on the depths of is the bal tlemen, } tor’s puzzle meaning underlying those wort i the ioc, eon vast social revolution they imply. Young ba Of soina’ Kinds. of ladies are to become drug elerk ww, the THe dear himself (but duties of drug clerk a3 many people na the soda-water fountain. Th and end ne they do, at ‘y have other extra w ) has waited it for the store to get clear of lar : before he could muster up cour Vico to ask than ** strawberry or lemon enough to the clerk for a eeiillits nowder favoring?” They have other observations to | and if the clerk had been a lady! The very make than those on the beauty of the day in 204 It ; iy! 3 lar or the charms of our climate in general. ‘They have to dispense drug, dr-r-r-rugs, gentlemen. They have to br: fetida in a mortar, and they have to weigh out Epsom salts—and be arly careful not to substitute ter commodity, either. They have to pooh, pet St. Ja Oil and kindred rei medies, ‘or the retailer's profit on patent medicine (onlese it be his own) is comparatively small. ‘ancy a young lady pooh-poohing St. scheme will never work. wonderfully charn “nut her proper pluce i Woman is el in her pr not bebi the perfumery departme with peace and propr ner_penetralia of the temple of let her not presume to thrust her pretty little There are drugs there that would par- a =_ Oil! But they will have to do it, and Enterprise tell a stor, which ¢ the purchaser to content himself with ace for a Kiss," and av al story it is. Lord Byron nted | though, was the man who formulated a plan nough tocon- | of a kiss for nd he did it when he behind. wished that all womankind had bi Think of the imme: wulus which will rosy‘mouth, that I might kiss them » given to valetudinarianism when every nos- | N) trum-swallower is sini led on by the e: beauty and encouraged in his dreadful by the taper fingers which tie up his y ges for him, and the rosy lips that: murmur some enpate nted compound which they will | pretty put up for him, and charge him a price for. All this is terrible template—but there is wor “Tire way of the transgressor is har ry likely ¢ OUR MAID OF ALL WORK. A rrarns of the willowy type, A wellshaped hand, the Lips tit for playing cherry 1 se with toil; ‘That even labor cannot spoil, A russet dress, w Show the bold Through € Anda to dingy spots 1 spilled soup can write th the pots, pron, never white; tnmunion elvet-black ey neath tw A wealth of hair a Or bundled in a tatte 4 A pair of checks whose rosy hue Our pretty, dirty In Sometimes in faney Tdivest Her face: of what is always there Tree her— fancy In white + in her hair; e the willowy form ercet, bent hy weighty loads of coal; Llight that f: And place behind the: with intellect eyes a soul. Jon the fancy T employ, For then—I know not how ib — Methinks that the fair bride of Troy st have been woman such as thi vhs in those dark eyes might lurk fire that wrouzht a city’s doom— it have begun the work Lin a nation’s tomb, ye stately dames, who move In sibilant silk and costly furs; nay be fair, have time for I our lots are very far fre Bat deck her form Ay, far n Besi her, as a lily erush the mi Till you have wa Then place her, ne'er so modertly, Half out of sight in your parterre, And men will pause in passing Was ever flower 0 wondrous fair? Capricions Fate, that seem’st to take Delight thwartin wherefore di Of nature, Why tix a priz N stake thi But Mary’s bringin, Poor, pretty, di om. aEssor, ne cable informs us that it the open- of the International Fishe M es Exhibition ergirls and Belgium and II mony in nati hermen in full land will attend the costume, Bodice of Thritis hand Channel Ts lane ibition of the bodies of fishermen ply those who have been drowned —strikes THe unnece: Tt in full at from th —presum in pursnit of their Jeper as revolting fact that they will 1 tume takes s¢ but even horror of the would be n’s bodies n they serve uurely, surely, not brought to feed to the fishes, comicbooks.com