Judge — March 31, 1883 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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“ Hey, Samson. “Go"lony, chile EASTER. Tsaw a little maid, one Ea Wandering Mor fa ter morn, long our grundest thoroughfare, so dirty, and hee el ened a 18 89 WON > fair. The city’s wealth and fashion swept along, Sisters and Brothers of God's family ; that gong Would claim relationshi No ningle sont am: pus throng. with such as she, A wealth of flowers, nature's gift to man, Flooded th BW The eh As one bright 1 morn svoet; hs eyes shi sean, With eagor hand she grasped the precious boon; Thoant her say, aloud as children do— * Lhopo Tean got home to man » let her know that this is Easter, too.” 3. ¥.N. PECK. Dynamite and Death. Tux late explosion of dynamite in London knocked yut of that little racket at Ls “The heard round the world, 1 stands trembling like a lost dog on a windy corner ona winter day That explosion evi the British lio it be ngton. shots broke a joint in the tail « since which time he has been carrying ween his royal I ely behind on the lookout for somethin, “Triahmen did it + Whoop!” * Regorra, but w oubl Hritish eat with dynamite * We Oirish Americans dud a; and thinking that 1m ved to interview this dynami tating patriot of the ++ Grane Oile,” whose headquarters are in New York. “Who did it?” Tasked. * Oirishmen, bezob!” American or Irish Irishmen?” American!” What is the difference A matter av three thot il glancing eas Ise that may t I knock the staffin’ out av that ened O'Donovan hetween them?” nel moiles.” No, the difference in the diatinetions?* Divil a bit. An Oirishman is the same the worrald America have better opportunities and more liberty of action, therefore we can safely wage war on the hated tyrant, Sare T tou England ter heware som », but she wood not heed me, Now we've stirred her np will at a dynAmite pill that has me rfally.” “Do you think it will resalt in Ireland's freedom?” be sure it will. Perfidious Albion is sh In ber boots worse than she ever shook before.” “ Will you be satisfled with siinply frighte over; but w toime a veal her ould bowels f irhere’'m you be gotn'? land into giving up Ireland, or will you become em bollened by success and demand England as well?” 11 first, then England bad best look out for herself, for if we once get a- where we'll stop. * But isn't it yast possible that Eng to all thist” he niver will, nive ing, there is no knowing. nd may object We've frightened the e, we have dyn under the Hou f Vari completely undermined, and ¢ at our mercy. We expensive kids ter t forra, if she don't giv iu” “Have you written to th danger?” No; me Ii worrud on th loife mite planted nt; we hat nthe biow the ould woman and her Woolwich throne is © moon if we loike; and, ts what we ask for, we'll do Mother Queen about her sure sealed, an’ 1 ea ct to any one.” Bat isn’t there any danger ry mixed up in the troubl + Suppose we thing's fair i + Bat suppose Uncle Sam should object “Object { object to Oirishmen? H are, we fought all yer battles from Quebec to the surrender av Lee? Av coorse we hay then, too, Fut the divil cud yes do wit Oirish? But af Unele Sam shu F forget hi as toattempt it, | and whip bis av his boots fust and navy ter lick England with, whoop “Our navy wouldn't be apt to frighten England mach. would it?” f your get dare not do it. haven't an’ won “Manned by Oirishmen it wud. whip the worrald wid it!” Well, if th nd it must be, for you have said it—wouldn’t i for usto man it is with Trishmen, and save the more war veasels 2” “It wud undoubtedly “All right. Pi jast mention it to Pr and have your hint acted upon.” you won't, My lips are s country mast furnish us an asylom ai off while we do th But we don't worthless ould navy. fe all the army and navy we want In these €: amit we'll blow England ont av th Jon't behave herself and lave w elvea.” Faith, we cud ur navy as expense of building Jent Arthur busi “She will probably do so, for you say she Is very en at the ext of a single cartr afford to shake for to “Don't 1 know it! we'll undermoin London wid dynam 10 iLupon them from balloons if they don't lave us go.” “Oh, she undoubtedly will, and then poor Ireland will be free and independent.” + Av corse she will.” * Then who will be kin ize, and Suri “The man who sets her free!” said Mr. pointing proudly to one of hig shirt studs + Very poetic and very just. But would ths be afew who might want Mr, Parnell?” + Not a corporal's guard, sure. Parnell is a blather- He talks while we work. And there are several other to that exalted dignity. “Ough! the divil 5 nites wud wipe th iste of the ea.” Then Ireland's liberty peace and prosperity!” * Av coorse it does. Bogorra, how long do you think it wad take ws to hill the whole lot ov fem? But they lt know better than to oppose us Dynamites.” unhatched chickens “Divil a want we'll hatch them with dyna- mite. Whoop for ould Oireland! Money is pouring in upon usin golden showers to help al he added, proud! “Who manipulates thes in Ob! And d built some tin Och, to the divil wid that ram! telly away with loftiness which showed Rossa, n who might aspire away with U from the fa The Dyu f the fair, green does not mean Ireland's * But are you not countin; x the noble of war?” ‘ou intend to make us of the since But my lips are sealed, and 1 eann va Worrud about our p the king spro waving me Ing in him even now it tobe my duty to Jet the 4 England know just how 1 they a have c ng inter the hope that Engl so much threa cluded to publish the nil will weaken in time to | ened devastation and the spill —sniceror. Witt. it be in order for ex-Senator Roscoe Conkling to rejoice when William Sprague shall once more be Governor of Rhode Island? Mavor Patwer, of Bost of the alde bills amountin and the fact is made York 8 bas stepped on the corns nen of that city by refusing te approve , forrefreshiments for them; parent that the hungry New Mermen are not such vile creatures after all. pw that Police Justi has confessed that he used to ‘pitch pennies,” we shall be pleased ts hear from the other police justices. Ip, by the simple use of hot water, taken inwardly by the cup full, consumption may be cured, what will become of the vast army of physic the cure of that dread disease as a specialty, and what will become of the warehouses stored with cures, bot- tled and otherwise? ns who advertise Ike says, according to Mrs. Partington, “That the esteemed cost of the new barn will be about $2,000, she thinks it will be a very heavy building, ag h ping to raise part of it with a bonded mort Tur wonderfal perspicacity of the New York pol Ia illustrated by the fact that they are always invest gating. The other day, a man ten fect tall, carrying a Krupp gun, sauntered down B At the corner of Canal street, he becam the crowd who were following him, and discbarged bis wecpon with frightfal results. paulway, enraged No less than one hundred people were instantly killed, while a great number w nied. The murderer walked away after announe- his intention of proceeding at once to the Astor House. The police are investigating. Later. He has been seen on Fifth avenue in company with Captain Williams. The police have a clew. + Tuat off-hor: upon a steam h form to the seems to be lame,” said a passenger tad Second avenue car front plat- river, the other morning. “The gray wan, ye mane Y” interrogated the driver, vere Faix that ain’t the off-horse, it is the nigh wan.’ ” politely answerml the passenger, “bat I'm left-nanded.”” euse me, . comicbooks.com