Judge — February 3, 1883 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. You and your eri auppesed that | ty for th 3 pad a “strong pull” with the President have dis- | pet name for his father is: Premier covered the contrary is true. You, and Bizlin, French McCord, Hess, Raymond, Mike. Barns and all the 1 | of the ‘gang,’ must stand aside when C A envixe baby at a public meeting stion: It ought to be at once carried ont. Bliss wishes to consult the President, Bliss re ceives $100 a day from the goverument for obstructing Waiw'or A Ue the Star Roate trials. He employs his spare time in o ridding your- | insisting upon t tment of his frie » off {of the in the City Hall. and your influence and that of your croties a Cure ALLEN, of the District Attorney's office, this | 10 nothing when he has the floor. Step down and o Mr. O'Brien, and await the election of a President who 7. thou hast Thy trusty w I feel the wet against iny feet a he re thou'lt Or sweep the cords that form the t Justices or THe Scraeme Cover, you have as your | Geseeat Faaxcts B. Srixota, owing to the heizht Boot, thon bi nts” in the court {the most impu- | Of your shirt-collar, you bave become pretty Welle 4 in this city. Drive + known in this State, Few men know more atwout the workings of legislative machinery, or the different un- ALure on Tue: Jeper: has been known to stand You were sent to the Assembly this year by the Tam. | try many voters of the Sixteenth district of this county — No one prated more about honesty in the Domocratic | Oy Tur rate. ctor to lady with a dog in her party than you, a more st i 1 by | lap— Is that your dog, madan 4, Int good works only could that party secure the confidence | he doesn’t pay; tls m: New ofthe people. Notwithsta al your pretty | Jersey legislatur speeches, you make haste in the, Assembly to appear as — champion of the elevated railroad monopolies. se is properly denounced by your constitu. Jenowr: Beck, a man who is a member of 9) et | ents, and Mr. Kelly will act wisely in having you ex- city 18 too wicked as a place of residence for you. Go to beraads. is not handicapped by Col. Bliss Screrispest WALLING, this city is soon to be ine ha namber of newly-imported prize-tighters. We trust that you will inform yourself of the law con- the movements of that rascally class of peopl and act promptly. Mewures ov tHe Leotstarcer, if you intend to do the suffering city of New York, abolish | 1 let us have somett at Board of Coroners would form a Bon INorrsont. says: Colle traction in t show ” of a circus, Bon I ties like yourself, ¢ law prac- | pelled from the Tammany council, We may be t 1 who is or most polished or: that you have the right to act independently of Tame the western hemisphere, has the right to laugh when | many Hall. Perhaps you have, but Tammany has the attacked by newspaper brigands who cannot enter de- | rizht to rid herself of you when you exhibit yourself in | bricks in on hats and our diamonds in hock, A rot. raror in Camden sings * Yankee D Americ ale cent soc the Assembly aa the representative of Elevated Railway | Jersey parrot, as our national bird can't sing a note. Suentyy Atexaxper V. Davipsox, you are the tirat | Corporations. = thoroughbred American who haa been elected sheriff of A rasiios item says, “terra cotta silk 0 nce the days of old Peter Stuyvesant, and | «ty est, Treat” 16 a German proverb, “If 1 | chiefs are becoming very poy Sort of crowdlog: citizens of New York that they | trust, | bust.” is the American version, the terra firma colored cotton wipes, we sheriff who isa gentleman as — Pe well as an American. Yon havea chance, Mr, sher- iff, to show the tax-payers and fault-tinding news- papers that your deputies will act fairly and squarely in their 1 tran 8 with 1 wh they may A Zi belle come in contact. It is not safe to remark to a lady that she is a hy the jury.” will t woman after your own heart ‘dl ich the next medical work will have to the name of a may be said to be like the prophets because she has net much on-er in her own country Sour. fellow onght to hase © manafact- Frepenick Senwan, is there no place wherein you ory Just aboot a week eso, xn) resolutions your biz, fat and wing-like moustache? As | Postwasters ought to have the stamp of respectas | *ith you Know, Mrs. Langtry you : Uility about them, but we are sorry to say some of them joy the scandal in which she is in . Is it neces- | don't A pretty time to eeme ed the ins ry to stab a woman's moral character in order to nant wife; ‘it's so late you dare n ok the clock in e her an acceptable actress before the public 2 W wens don't drink wach other's ales on a face.” First time Lever, hic, couldn't look tick think not, Mr, Schwab, If you intend to run the 1B the face.” Langtry show asa circus should be run, and wish to arn how to become a decent press-agent, you: may secure some points from a number of such agents who are now in winter quarters in this city. Cry Jepur Reves B. Cowie, we saw you on the street the other day, and you were as youthfal and ha in appearance as you were when you con ducted the Aldermanic examination the affairs « William M. Tweed. We are informed that you a most civil, learned, and painstaking Judg Bench of the Court of General Session to hear so much that is agreeable to us said of you, and trust that in the years of service yet before you that you will always merit the high expressions of re- gant at present entertained for you by the press and publi. sir Jose DovLe fe that you can succeed in performing the which you ha n, Becanse one Mr. Walcott thinks b aails per day for thirty ive day and is at work apon t y think it po to perform in a leas oat : me feat. Of course you area good You know what to eat and when to eat it, but if you think that you can in the quiet of your down-town bank dispos of two quails a day for thirty 8 and thas win the wager of $500 with Major Peter Seaman, you | will we believe, lose yonr money. ht kes, Appleby, Jolly, Dick Tweed, Uncle John Mott or John Doyle to “hedge” for you. Now is the time, Sir Joseph! Jony J. O'Brtes, yes, we agree with several of our steemed contemporaries that you should not seek election as chairman of the Republican Central Com: mittee, a position which Gen. Arthur held when he wus elected Vice-President of the United States. You are comicbooks.com