Judge — February 3, 1883 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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A FATEFUL PROMENADE, Ose day, from he J down the str : anil ns On allt niledd a se And as she onward skipped her skop, she gazed in every candy-shop, And soon in front of one did st Then in the store her way did ni And Which anced at slits J their ravished eyes to wi She called for f But svon s\ t and ¢ ly ye had no ing out “mon.” With which to pay for the purel sexd for a stomach-shick jef had picked | lerk so fresh, (both by Maiden fair, [pay the Then in the drawer a bill he bowled mind at ease she left her “mash, nish a nash I parted with his cash And once more gayly glode her slid, Mong the “Ave.” and ‘neath the lid Her optic saw each nobby * kid.” But soon this damsel came te The package dropped to ber alarm, And mate her dur \ banana fell b Which tripped her, ai 1 her foot I she shot a shoot Down in the utter with her fr wit she sad we And by bs a chit was chad The reason why I've ritnmed this rhyme, Is just to teach y’ girls s0 tine $ of thine. Chinese Sign-Lore Interpreted To spill sign dep ye medicine 1 a f recovery. The nds a great deal for its etticacy, however, the doctor who prescribed the medi spilled. bite el over, and ranks with the bites set out by philanth rmers for tramps, the bi hained up P usually being of tull-pup during the day ged) tool scent, a A woms or knife, spoils the ed never fails. A woman's foot tool, mars fulness, a razor—also 4 old with the previo half a pping over an sworl, razor, Yes, this ain the viewity of an edged Vide a woman, a corn, and n when be tries ty shave tioned razor, An: nto the fact that th ele is nd the owner's temper with it, If the dew of the grass be red on the first day of the month, it will cure sores on the feet. We didn’t intend to give the chiropodists away, but this is th wash they keep in abo:tle labeled ** First of the Fifth. Only @ chiropodist can collect this dew, and we can didly tell outsiders that to spend time in attempting to condense it The deail are pl ho one who with needu’t bothe el with the head lying to the north; ires to eurvive until mor in this posture. Got up to seare folks. Anyone ing in the same“ posture,” couldn't survive Of not; their days of surviving woukl be over before they need. course Anyone can se through \ bean dropped into th posed to last, will preserve the feom foot-sores. A part of this sizn was unintention- ally omitted, we will supply it. A. plate of beans dropped into the stomach each day a eled, will prevent th violently empty Ifa gridiron used well for each day a jonrney traveler's feet traveler's stomach from settin fish is held at ney is trav. | ah at head and th tis from adhering to the metal. will adhere tot of th Good luck at lotteries tx the ion of th the punticesster ice turned as a charm, it will prevent Ten to one th HZht to be ubta pps of te Ia employed Y he from Wie haths e feet L toa rubbing down the horny part of ¢ ng eX perience, es the pod square with the Lawyers who have been dreamer, fellow who is stundi Mtery company. Editors a maranteed prizes valuatile aulver we use of their well und out invariably that the scheme was a <urt of Lo-be-ee J didn't work satisfactorily. The pores! ne tw step into anothe rywhe ged guitar she tw li luck. When a fellow begi the first time, the neight their arn Nowa- tising the company will known names,” have tinned-in-our-next plan, Jr east-off sandals, + rs shoes.” Signs for luck are seen wna to play on a three in the vicinity of the ny n Wear cast-off sbi and sell the opment. days the poorest 3; th have a poorer pair hand women are tiabl secon dealer Some when sound el Heave the body und roam about, the head only attached to the body by an almost imperceptible tlm, It is dangerous to aronse them till the head returns to its Married men will tind this infos elt want,” and will act a heads «lo not leave th dreaming, to have their still slumberin original position. will “O11 a ton Some wom do, whi i bodies h is twice as bad. lau some ¢ characters are written on a slip of paper, which is laced under the These may be translated. 1." there being an old story about a a nightmare. To avoid ni ef ince-pie under your vest be- ntry there's nothing that will eat up th fish | nearly scare ap. and when he of ap objec rt enough to turn round a chance Trawe “1 think you have been there. “Many a time, hat agitat and, spirit in thir services te them.” nightmar a fellow in A vizer of paper bearing the oye to w: ‘unneeticut a piece of paper, because she Is sweet, Axovwests for short skirts: TI What nature bas deni scives to the understand ‘ond T dist not “Here, waiter, take this game away too-too much 50. Wt this game as yo man’s fish.” Very dollarous « mented Lady Macbeth remarked of her Hie thee hither, ¢ ear.” Wonder if old Mac. e truth than was intended, p ian ad y be rakes up anc “Do you know th the bightmare will king he is being eaten and e: ard off an att bearing th ear warding off a Democratic A New Jenery young man calls his girl * give the plain girls 1 the face she ing. First 1 Second Tramp to sing ump on each time Twas so tunel, think of ling the route. it is quite f parding. sir, but it F it's the other gentle- wlerbilt’s wealth. I may pour my vertises offer my val 0 unfortan comicbooks.com