Judge — December 9, 1882 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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AN INDUCEMENT If de pattern shuite yer, Pl guaran OUR CARD RECEIVER. like but th that Tur CUMPERED SIDEWALKS, ‘On fine morn Certain str aden Drax devor, | that Je place of busi as the sidew: Kes, bales, and packages which are ei forwarded by the merchants, Is the a fas the merchant ge Hike to watk ts, 1 fin ately asa! pwn hobbies, of the comfd | ing Chr | bebind the yeing received or y for this property of th SMALL AND Barty walks, as well stores, the a given hour without having Tur Iepue fears, Mr, Small t your ni keep?) that the « 1, viz. ally a mercantile city : st number ¢ furnished to her mereh: Tue Jepar, is free are inclined to abuse ly accord then il Early, (by the way, | their | | the the New | y It stature and the that which ne from you ter. hours yo aly remedy you hav York is ease su to avoid such streets, reate hict whieh m should At the same time, many merchan whi tion, out re has the privile and which, in moder a they are receivin; ‘ ramble wheth nobody Some keep their skids up all the time or not, and compel passer activity fin cro the ble. Then the men who ha -by 1 which many find disagreea- He the fal as heavy packag a degree of acrobatic cools on the side- tbe, 4 boxes around with Tue pr no means so cat hey m and iat Lite recently said ] other peoy uently slin fa reckless disregand of the life and limba of the unfort- After all, the Ik belongs to -passenger, and the merchant, in retarn for the 4y which allows him the temporary use of it ald admonish bis emp careful, and to offer as littl ible to ¢ of the should be hia Many mereha te passer-by side Ie fives ny And he arefal to possible footway 1s sort | ¢ eater part of the street, another, by « tolerated in nfessent th nopoly walk as fara selves, nts apy th property, and make use of for x This ia i lance of the string, ar the monopoli ar to think th: of store-hou 1s daring th ple, and t ort, kafety of the game s 4 who say the publi n streets are neces pied by the shippers, and the best way for Which men who or "1 conven remedy font langna; be dd. arily mu Bat in hocen- | his number sdestrian to dlo is to give them a wi their cars cneRcit B Error Jcpar.—t would be gu charebes disturb such people as are unf in thelr vicinity, by the almost incessant jangle of bells which U.P. Toes, tunate enough to live goes on every Sunda; Our correspondent tor -bonored but a very real one, ‘There are many people who, jaded by the fatigue of the week, desire an hour or two of extra sleep on Sunday morning, and are anable to obtain it by reason of these very church- The custom of ringing bells doubtless orisi nated in the times when means of ascertaining the ho t accessible, and the bell did a necessary office in informing the worshipers that it was prayer-time. Bat nowadays, when nearly every one carries a watch, when scarcely a house is without a time-piece of some description, and when clocks ex. ilic view are visible in quarter of the y, the bell is very unnecessary. Church peopl es a tim nee, neverthel bells. F were not readily posed to pi ve may tians. they ought, at least, stop nages to get lering the isfortun Eprron o Tre Jt lem is vig popalatios nearest policeman, cover that if t end they do, and the n why they should inflict the Though, for the matter of notic pple who other peor GE has ofte jerant of interferenc and at the same time most in ts and cdavenienc However, they mast be very mach age if they cannot fo s of others, hemselves © to assemble note all om, — Worldlings man at balls yung at arious places of amusement acted hither by bells like sheep or lect an audience without at the theater, long and fill their houses with nselves a nuisance to every one who to live within ear-at LADIES IN PUBLIC CONVEYANCES, —What Is the 1 by the insaltin y of a lady who Bde afers tn SIXTY-SECOND STREET, eof the most It goes beyond what Mr 1 of us when be told th in the world would s 4 that we habit Amer perplexing in ¢ Herbert Spen hat no nth removed Much of th street conveyances ec and bra: in + from our spect of ans them- arity: whic Hl not be Ml it t among the peasantry of other ness of speech and e race shows its di lisplay another country, must be antries ction which does The only who is insulted by AI may appeal to the conductor to bail the If he does not do so, she may take Hleave the car, When condactors dis- eof t least F classes, ¥ do not protect the atmosphe they must WRB any’ of their | | things then, and you can’t see protect their situations 40 long us their numbers are exposed, they will speedily set about calling policemen to eject and arrest foul-mou Lutes A LAME man Very often is unsuccessful in getting a wife, Uncle Jobn says that it's owing to the fact that in courtship so much hinges on a gate. Frontpa’s lakes, ponds and rivers are full of alliga- tors, and this may perhaps be oue reason the Baptists haven't taken a stronger hold in that salubrious climate Ar this season we hear from agricultural papers of | Mr. So-and so’s wonderful rye, which stands high, ete. In the city rye seldom rises high feet, the average height of a bar. re now made in Wisconsin. Most of our young men kick about clay brick when they carry it in their Paver brick very good id the weight of Ov a day preseribed by the church for fast it really be a breach of the rules to eat a horse, pr vided the » a fas: one, nimal was, of co Scummnsaeeze’s wife lent a neighbor her presersin kettle, and she says they've preserved it ever since Worst fruit, facetiously called chestnuts, are now plenty. The best time to eat them is as you sit in the dark with your girl, Your mind is asually on other » well either. Goop rule for roller skaters: If your girl can’t skat Some people have a voice and won't sing: others will sing without having a voice A Law should be passed, making the importation of street musicians Into this country contraband. “Nor for Josephus,” as that worthy historian play fully observed when some funny Jews crain him with stories for his own works. Qvery for the temperance folks: Is cotton gin in toxicating ? A ratse alarm: Wh ing out, but they don't. n you fear your teeth are Qvestios in horticulture: Wher es do literary laurels edd to to say that pear to have A worsiNe Journal exhibits what it is p Our Own Pin Cushior most of the “pins” therein inserted their points completely broken off. ” but we regn Haotier alludes to himself as being * chicken-liv- ered.” Had the melancholy Dane lived in this pro- gressive age, his feellngs on the subject might have been ase Pad. [Adv't.—C. 0. D.] comicbooks.com