Judge — November 25, 1882 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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The Rapid Telegraph Company is a good in > have dow ‘on his hat OUR CARD RECEIVER. THE ELEVATED. Rprror JepoR.—1 have o Plevated to get from my how am employed during the « Hal, Very rarely on my scarcely ever in the up-town trip inebtaining a seat. 1s there use the Thint Avenue In Harlem, to the place where I ay—this ts, the vicinity n the evening, do 1 « ty wh-town trip in the m eed remedy for this Workine Git. ‘Oh, yea, there is a simple it might have the effect the stockholders to the extent of about a mill on the dollar, we have little hope of ever seeing it The remedy is to run a sufficient number of trains to accommodate the public, Thi no hour of the twenty-four, but the overcrowding is, of course iceable in those busy hous of transport, daring which the workpeople are being taken from their homes to their work It is out ragwoud that has, perhaps, been el to work hanl—standing on her feet for from ten to twelve hours, with insignificant for reat, should be farther compellel to ing an additional half- maintain a precarious foothold in th ing railroai-ear, and all to i of a few bloated monopolists. Th cuniarily interested in the * 1." roada, should remembe that in their franchise a valual from the people—n for the franchise wa ‘onditions, and if these conditi ot fulfilled, the power that gave may modify ite gift in a manner t nates of the “1.” will little faney. A important of those conditions Kd be reasonable made as comfortal porati of th amount of comfort il obvious remedy, but as f reducing the dividends of lopted. ore ne ul back again a delicate girl, wh compel opportunities bur oF crowed 20 the they receise free gift, however, zhted with reciprocal iat OF mag. he most were, that the public sho provided w transit, insured a of safety, and should farther while in transit as any other cor- lice makes its patrons. for i an n of common carriers, eed With re the letter of abundant der the laws ard to the Jen the poor As tor that the 8 that except Js will transfer a e quickly time con! girl quoted above sat better; and as for for a long distance, th passenger between two the elev count the In aacending and descending the the train, and the slowing up and stoppir What have we gained, then, by #t the city tw he disfigured and imped Railrow! structure, Wi answer, y—well, perhaps the less said about speed—it is notoric ted —taking into nd stairs, the w t stat fering the streets of by the Elevated have gained a new monopo THE JUDGE. and th eri | om workin, wud working-girl a new vance TICKET SPECULATORS, m—What iss Don't Lao, of theatrical Turare gated An ue you never wis! an unmitigated one, aticket of a Be it is no sign that aid the world Is man, to whom a dollar more or less is no objec to know that he need not make up his mind to take till it is pusness that h from the spect At the same fe vatil th t nisements than of tho: to tind th rty, who wil party to the theat actually time to start. secure in the conaci se whe are unwillin see tit to charze, hands of a thin po part with them save for or less exorbitant pn This disgusts many people, and prevents th ye theater at all. The man: or the mor have recognized the d gible seats int r going to reputable of sof this aystem, and have endeavored tc s they wishes to buy, an culaturs; but this is impossible HL te the speculator’s business to be first in the ‘ow, most of the n Jin” with the speculators, and share their profits, more sp refuse to ally ny one wh it patu an overtly. Inn the greatest nuisance of speculators es and in the streets f theaters, and loudly and persistently impo is their standing in the lobb at tuning not thi sers-by—whether going to the This wa ane the of th po lorn the neighborhood —t les to say they erfer Tur Jenoe's priviles of the ated th: could barely les of tickets ande way to th e, exhaling the phere unfrequently indulging Ins to purchase, fully falls icemen who and ove a cognizane beautiful that ever to see on speculator md upright, a of ladies rum ry with his breath, and 20 intox shoving on th matin ate pore, polsoni atm) ath oF obscene as his vietims turned from him with disxust ha speculator abated by i at is an unmitigated nuisance, and he A St. Lovts girl read a lo the wonderfal foot-prints found article about on the stone at Carson, which were supposed to be made by behemoths. ‘Then turning to her father she asked, ** Behemoth is the name of Chicas sand: » beauty, isn't it?” aid old Hi Newton, as hi the mud from his No. Lip, “this is muddy, bat it’s nothing to what 1 saw down on the twenty-mile ereek when I was running a mill there. Why, I've hauled logs there with oxen, when all you could sce of the cat tips of their horns stick ing up through the mud; and it wasn't much of a time for mud cither.” Ye seraped 15 boots with a p was th A THRILLING tail: The wasp’s. Ir smoking you got to say instance? leads to drinking, what have bout eating—salt eodtish, for ‘THE compositor wanted to be funny when he set the patent medicine rea which in copy rea Wing notice, “In this medicine young hops are used,” and when the public g on the notice, the electrify was conveyed that “in th bnill-fr are use ze intelligence medicine youns Livep too long: The man who, when he died, couldn't: get a ready-made coffin to fit his six feet ten proportions It is rather better on the whole to make a pursuit of law than to let the law make a pur. suit of Iuportast to Government clerks: Subserip: wanted—for a statue to Jay A. Tub: * Voluntary of course. We never know what mean until after she has spoken. tions bell, woman doe: Ir there is a skeleton in every household, Tue Juncr would like to know many it in President Arthur's how there are just vabinet, A CHECKERED career: Where or 's checks ntly coming back, marked js const “No effects, ‘THE man who tried to cure his wife's tem- per has given it up He found the experiment was not worth the salt. a bad job. Loxpos has one * Rotten York bas scores of them, A MILK-AND-WATERY to know what pe bw,” but 3 respondent desires at with drinking fountains when there are so many milk-shops about, «« ple Sure enough! OF no use te A black eye. thinks about it. anybody—not even its owner Ask Secretary Folger what he Check no tan who builds castles in the ‘The keep of such castles cost nothing. ts of a goose sixty-tive years of ’ nge to say, it is not a ean didate for the Presidenc: is no use denying it— Ir wasn't such a cold day either when Fol ly “Tet, Tue greatest revolver yet he work. r got so | A siLeNt shell: Conk-ling. BuTLER’s motto: ** AIL thin at last to those who wait.” come rou jady’s reference: Ask n BITS FROM SHAKSPEARE. old King Lear, comicbooks.com