Judge — November 25, 1882 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. ' had the champagne heen around at that epoch of the vening? Was that a sentiment for a Demo Fon sale cheap: Vola atic | Tibrary on fire, uly meeting? Min vlially . agrees with you—b of men are party they b ay so. paign, oA ROO, It hi been said tha pitch is defiled. oes in another ean. { the musical pitch as well? ni, and vit will inst you, and you will be co ash, oF Ury to, and look re November 1th md al and wonde leven wish that you Wer dead, vas that, and Tum depen will feel it bis pver to the ty. You may step dow mer these words u x with confusion Kd be steady; but don't Mn se object for commiseration than for jad uli have and popale Fany Fouche, you are probaby more an ment jnat now the | settle up, the eof New York. ethan the very people yc wo | a very frank | |) but far from flattering opinion of your value and capa bilities, Did you ever read the fable of the frog and theox, Mr. Secretary Folger; and did it never strike | FRANK James, Tur Jener is aware that judz- mt deal te how you contd ever have «a Lapies should ne champagne tion, for we em is who | wom dks forwa They gave you, in the votes the con y of an exe for the present, | AMHTTING that the mai xoes like clock-work, itm there is something out of self, pretty much as you did. Very unfortunate thing | *eptence he is for you, Tie Jupar: is willing to admit, but it isan il] | Carrel out it will per wind that blows nobody good. The State of New York aps render your pun to bear if it be officially promulgated, You breeding; do you glor in atineage beside which Jeper yi of Hapsburgh pales into insign Ifyou do, THe | may be de Jepor, has never heard of it. The on which, 60 far as b countries thi mmuces this rigorous sentence that cred from the erimes for which you LE that your mister that halo of rit with | saflering, Ss may be seer knows, you are accredited, 1 50 re mance whieh y Ipel you {that it is liable tot Dt illness, dey jent, impaired hy an inewutious exposure to or wind, You are lionized for your twanty In other words, destroyed by a fallow in your footsteps. And tively sl Lby a trifling * people of Jackson county have already fo Hed this sentence, and hav for some time been riage executing it with rigor upon you, Tin: Jepue m. mt travel on your lo me erable sistant you by t 4. inelal and an equestrian statue be voted Mo Missouri, Tae Jens tribution all the way from the Channel Isinds to that his own 1 London to New York. | timited to Vrinces, unless report belies you, have ad phote A testi on cord, naturally , and all the way: fre red you; | clewefully fu | | | ‘Tue rope-walker's perk 'Lypestay in seamanshi of you; articles | raphers have tm: ed in your honor; you are U and fashion is floating; you are the of prosperity. Bat Tar: Jepar— 1 fortunes o1 of dress a fashion, ry topm 1 wave ty Is concerned —warns y a that you have Is are a You may Ant street, « to a country wher berries, and twic Broalway oF ( thoroughfares of a are candid yo f dozen amat Therefore, Lillie Langtry, be not over-elated at the first Mash of your American success, ¢ had much to do with that, a himself to soe what will h You still have a strong Democratic Ame retty nty as huckle- | wt them on any of the principal | f our principal cities, and if you Will admit yon are distanced, 1 ty Irs wh 8 you a we will engaze to tind a | will leave you in the shade, josity may have | Tur Jepar is ppen when curiosity creas ard to play in the Mrinee. ica is partial to princes, and not a p narsell, 1y 18 content to accept you as the next best thing. If yon are not the yeu have liv Youn in a you wilt sti, Gexerat BUTLER, you are a very fortun: You have been Jon the crest of the Demoer: tidal wave which has submerged sev seems Ui ly to sweep the whole country, to a posit ‘oveted, but which, until very rece ppeared inaccessible even to your am bition. And now, Ben, you must behave yourself. A. reat many people will be looking at you—more than have accounted you worth of a good many years. You have commenced well. The Democrats of Boston have teen wining you and dining you. That | was to be expected. It was also to be expected that | the me ration soc! you have mast have of notic should resolve itself into a mutual imi 4y, and that an unlimited quantity of the best brand of taffy procurable should be handed round to every guest, yourself included. That waa all according to Hoyle. Bat when yon spoke of the Seco Republican party as being composed of good, true and honest men, were you quite yourself, Ben? How often THE TRYSTING-PLACK A BITTER DISAPPOINTMENT ses, promises, like t es of smoke trom a at whoever touch is remark apply to 44 Len —— i {ADVICE to. young man of property: Marry settle down: better r indulge in anticipa: all know how obje ionable chinery of silk mills ust he fessed that joint when the hands yogin to strike, frog besides four linha, a somewhat bihous compler. | teanwhile, he consilers that y rimes, ro ion, and ag infinity of insignificance. The frog burst | Munler, outlawry, require a sentence: and as the bout: to. jwrononnce fe. beligy ‘already BURN'S justice: Lighting an editor's fire lunent with rejected communications. tes Navy, are ou ives so much from | shall be sumptnously furnished. You shall be lionized | | made to be broke claim that for you. Are you of anexceptional birthand | aifon Nothing shall be too good for y Tuy, | Wand to mouth as the dentist. fig is regarded as tical of intemperance, because of its Ibeatisw and realism: Courtship and mar ormanees are alway ~ p: Spinning yarns. comicbooks.com