Judge — November 25, 1882 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. | seayy tie Hoea:wo a ludecown rials and’tho,| CONUNDRUMS. owner of the dogs should be held blameless. | ~~ | There is a point in the life of an cdite | which endurance cea to be a virtue, the dogs are uuchained. ‘ “ Hevparce. has been interviewed in Chicago. H that he expects an investigation into his disbarsement ¢ two per ants, and Is ready for it Waxtep: An ottic jon to its hat mean that ho has aecured his state roon being very high up. ress U.S. Grant, _ Do Mr. Grover Cleveland and the other lights of the Morto for Langtry: Ver, vidi, vici—t : gates pha A arcan alee: ee f the spoils now that the voice of ame (to New York), I saw (Oscar Wilde), 1 people has demonstrated that the same result conquered (or expect to) would have been arrived at without his assist | WILL the assessments collected! by Habbell, efaZ., be funilesl to the subscribers in view of the failure of the tunity slip to show his information. He left | fur which they were collected, and the ¢ | town the other day, and our reporter, going | 1 which the heads of the OLD Summerbreeze never lets an oppor- to his oflice to see him, found the following : i small boy of Brooklyn has been prohibited from build | ing fires in the street to celebrate the victory. Is Mr. notice pinned on the door: + Gone to Albany. Expect to return on the 10th, Deo roleate “*D. ARCHIBALD SUMMERRBRERZE 1m & boy too, or does he own house yerty carts in Brooklyn on which he would like to collect. the SUMMERBREE daughter's beau los | insurance? secof his irousers through: the : Wire have all the Democrats been hiding them playfuineas of tho family watch de selves? Of late we have heard very little about them, ut this year they seem to have sprung Into life with artling effect the clan of Roderick Dba at the whistle of their te Why was not this blast of mending the rent in his pants for him, s worked him a worsted motty, * Love me, love my dog.” blown years ago, or if blown, why was it not respon | Gikis who wear fast colors are not always ong, will the of morality. under last? If there ever is | a nts avert—will . ; ough not to hold it jast before PRowaBLE promotion of Ke election? How Ic iL it be before th WHO ARE YOU LAUGHING AT be the butt of the H.R. opened aa ineitin _ a » and Brutus are said to have been | [¥ you want to make your child a first< Hobe his | romance writer (i, ¢., story-narrator), bri _ : fection ‘e' @.ereet perl 3 Hirer of the moral atmosphere—just for a little while! ading. or citing, in their last moment t play of * Medea *—to reconcile them | vim up on Lie-big food. to death, it is presumed. Bos Kelly, W. HL. = Vanderbilt, Jay Hubbell, or some other great | A Map bull: Anybody fool enongh to buy | Te people can telegraph a telegram, why man of our day, may die quoting or reading | wild-cat railway shares. | can't they photograph a phot 0? the thrilling play of * Je ws, the Out == law," but it would be haza to bet on it the table of Alexander, quoted a passag’ Euripides’ powerful play je Andromache,” and the monareh w affected by it that he gave hima through pass to the next world. He slew him on the spot. y be, however ng Was an outrages poor reader age quoted ws xander had gone to the theater wher play was on the boards, and bee rather hilarious from alcoholic excite absorbed between the acts, the probabilities at he would have slaughtered the er st; and when reminded that such conduct would incur the wrath of the public. ak have replied he public be * for he was just that kind of n pides’ seventy-tive dramas, only enteen are now extant,and if these had also been lost, the catastrophe would have lad no material effect on the political situation, or the price of beer in this country Suripides is said to have died from the effects of wounds by dogs, which were mali- ciously set upon him. It was a terrible ending for such a brilliant intellect; but—well, some editors still protect themselves by keeping | cross dogs, and if a poet is rash cnough to | call personally with a column poem on “The Death of the Dying Year,” or something that comicbooks.com